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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

It's not the angel of death who will purify the world. A lot of people think purifying the world is a good idea, so this desire will be carried out by an entity who is the embodiment of humanity's morality and sense of justice: An angel of light and warmth who looks like a big muscular adonis with golden hair, glowing blue eyes, skin as white as marble, and a massive set of cock and balls that's almost too big proportionally for its already gigantic form.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Betty Wight posted:

More like hamburger of the apocalypse

How long were you waiting for Betty White to die so you could register an account with this user name?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

That's nothing. I'm 110 years old, 985 pounds, own no possessions whatever and I'm banned from every city and town in the world. My entire body is made from dicks and all of them are virgin. And my presence within a mile of any woman makes her want to glue her vagina shut. You're lucky.

It sucks being a spawn of Yog-Sothoth.

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