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Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

slant posted:

I’m 5’9’, 300lbs. I’m 38 years old and live at home. Currently unemployed and have never so much as kissed a girl. To top it all off I registered for SA back in ‘04 and this is my first post.

But you know, despite my massively lovely decisions, it really does seem like it’s all coming down isn’t it…

(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)

More like hamburger of the apocalypse

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Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Yaldabaoth posted:

How long were you waiting for Betty White to die so you could register an account with this user name?

Until literally the day of her death.

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Posting tip from the pros: Read the first page before posting to make sure you're not making the same joke.

You absolutely cannot make me read. :justpost:

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