any tips for breaking up with my imaginary gf?

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deep dish peat moss

Every time I close my eyes I see here there, crying

# ? Jan 10, 2022 17:33

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:30

deep dish peat moss

I've tried thinking about other women but it only makes things worse!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 17:33

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

Use sports visualisation techniques: imagine yourself being successful at the task before you attempt it for real :buddy:

# ? Jan 10, 2022 18:00

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

uh idk how to say this gently but i just imagined that she was cheating on you with my imaginary friend hth

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 19:11

deep dish peat moss

It won't work, I trust my imaginary gf to know the difference between real life and imagination!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 19:59

google THIS

Is your imaginary gf a thicc goth gf or possibly a hologram ai gf because if not then what even

# ? Jan 10, 2022 21:41

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

Is your imaginary gf a thicc goth gf or possibly a hologram ai gf because if not then what even

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 21:58

Ass-penny

the Strangers With Candy movie had the best break up scene I've ever seen.

"I'm not pushing you away, I'm pulling me closer to myself"
"I know what you're losing. It'd be hard for me too if I broke up with me."
"the important thing is" *starts pushing the other person away*

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 22:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

deep dish peat moss posted:

Every time I close my eyes I see here there, crying

Imagine yourself loving her sister.

And her brother.

Now imagine loving her mother and giving her a daughter she can actually love...

YOU WENT TOO FAR YOU SICK BASTARD!

# ? Jan 10, 2022 22:34

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tell her you need a mental break

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# ? Jan 10, 2022 23:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

"I want to start imagining seeing someone from a different IP, and canonically it's just impossible for you to crossover, sorry."

# ? Jan 10, 2022 23:53

Manifisto

assuming your imaginary gf lives in canada (the default for us-based goons), imagine she's moving from canada to someplace much more remote. like . . . mongolia? australia? mars? (in case your imaginary gf is an astronaut and is on the short list for a manned mission to mars)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 11, 2022 01:11

Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

Is your imaginary gf a thicc goth gf or possibly a hologram ai gf because if not then what even

# ? Jan 11, 2022 13:39

Escape From Noise

Just forget it.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 06:53

google THIS

Throw her case in the washing machine with extra bleach, you need a fresh start

# ? Jan 12, 2022 20:10

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

My imaginary gf broke up with me a while back. It was the hardest thing i ever went through, but at least she'll always exist, as an imaginary imaginary gf 🥲

blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jan 12, 2022

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Jan 12, 2022 21:19

Gramps

just start farting in front of her like all the time. She'll probably be over it pretty quick, especially if you light her up with a shower squeaker or two

# ? Jan 13, 2022 02:54

FutonForensic

she's real

# ? Jan 13, 2022 03:59

deep dish peat moss

I think it's time I start thinking about other people

# ? Jan 13, 2022 04:01

Finger Prince

Tell her not to get upset
Second-guessing everything you said and done
And then when she gets upset
Tell her how you never meant to hurt no one
Then you tell her that the only way her heart will mend
Is when she learns to love again
And it won't make sense right now but you're still her friend
And then you let her down easy

# ? Jan 13, 2022 04:50

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

tell her YOU�RE imaginary.

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# ? Jan 13, 2022 18:44

gormless goblin

just imagine that you patch things up and you take a trip backpacking through rural france together and you end up giving up and staying in a hotel but it is really moldy and her hypochondria plays up and she keeps loving saying she's gonna die from the mold god you're only going to stay here one night oh gently caress it i can't STAND you you're always like this

# ? Jan 14, 2022 02:54

Mummy Napkin

make her your imaginary bf instead :heysexy:

# ? Jan 14, 2022 03:49

sb hermit

imagine her singing the words to the hit Wilson Phillips song "You're in Love" except she's singing them to you without breaking eye contact.

And then she quietly walks out of your life while humming the bars to "A Thousand Miles"

# ? Jan 15, 2022 09:19

sb hermit

google THIS posted:

Is your imaginary gf a thicc goth gf or possibly a hologram ai gf because if not then what even

# ? Jan 15, 2022 09:20

deep dish peat moss

I thought up an imaginary BF for my imaginary GF and I guess that's it, we're broken up now... but now I have to imagine all of their dates and it's making me imagine a broken heart

# ? Jan 15, 2022 15:56

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

maybe you should become an imaginary monk and join an imaginary monastery

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# ? Jan 15, 2022 17:43

baka of lathspell

wish i had an imaginary gf so i could fantasize about watching her pour blue fluid on a napkin 1x/month instead of fantasizing about fantasizing about it

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# ? Jan 15, 2022 17:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

FutonForensic posted:

she's real

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 15, 2022 20:05

deep dish peat moss

Dr. Honked posted:

maybe you should become an imaginary monk and join an imaginary monastery

An imagimonastery

# ? Jan 15, 2022 20:39

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

deep dish peat moss posted:

An imagimonastery

Imagimazing Cultivation Simulator

# ? Jan 15, 2022 20:49

Twenty Four

Curse my poor imagination, causing me to be stuck with this imaginary girl that friend-zoned me instead of an imaginary gf.

# ? Jan 15, 2022 21:32

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Twenty Four posted:

Curse my poor imagination, causing me to be stuck with this imaginary girl that friend-zoned me instead of an imaginary gf.

imcel

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# ? Jan 15, 2022 23:17

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

imagine bofa

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 01:17

Twenty Four

Sherbert Hoover posted:

imcel

lol

# ? Jan 16, 2022 01:38

gleebster: Only a howler

Imagine her better off without you. Picture her successful and happy, thinking back to you with gratitude because this breakup will be the making of her.

# ? Jan 16, 2022 03:57

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:30

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

I imagine she�s already left you!

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 17:10

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