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Uses knife hands and magic. Like, come at me bro man to man you little twerp. He’s all skinny and poo poo gently caress you man. Take the drat glove off get out of my dreams and let’s fuckin go bro. At least Jason or Mike Myers will use brute strength and get in close. They don’t have to conjure up some bugs bunny meets David Lynch low budget set just to stab me in the butthole with your Joanne Fabrics diy hand stabber. Fuckin bitch.
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Jason is a mama's boy and Mike Myers had a weird thing for his sister.
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he shouldnt have hosed those kids imho
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Hes also a bitch because he touched children.
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robert englund played the most beloved pedophile in modern times when you really think about it
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OP you dont seem to take issue with the kid loving?
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He should not have hosed those kids!
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Now that I think about it, why didnt Freddy just continue to rape kids in their dreams instead of killing them? Seems like a pretty good opportunity now that you are an immortal dream guy
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He can't get me if i don't fall asleep.
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OP where did you hide the children?
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Jan 11, 2022 16:25
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Dang It Bhabhi!
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Watched Nightmare 3 over the break. Hadn't seen it in years. It held up tbh.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:....get out of my dreams and let’s fuckin go bro... Whenever he does that he gets his rear end kicked by teenage girls. Straight up bitch.
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Das Boo posted:Jason is a mama's boy
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Cubone posted:nothing wrong with loving your mama
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Das Boo posted:Jason is a mama's boy and Mike Myers had a weird thing for his sister. Chucky just wants to have fun. He’s the best.
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Das Boo posted:Jason is a mama's boy and Mike Myers had a weird thing for his sister. She's not his sister anymore. She wasn't even his sister in the first movie. LEARN THE HALLOWEEN LORE GOSH!
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Uses knife hands and magic. Like, come at me bro man to man you little twerp. He’s all skinny and poo poo gently caress you man. Take the drat glove off get out of my dreams and let’s fuckin go bro. At least Jason or Mike Myers will use brute strength and get in close. They don’t have to conjure up some bugs bunny meets David Lynch low budget set just to stab me in the butthole with your Joanne Fabrics diy hand stabber. Nice meltdown
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Cannibal Llama posted:She's not his sister anymore. She wasn't even his sister in the first movie. LEARN THE HALLOWEEN LORE GOSH! Please elaborate. We forget.
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i canceled freddy krueger with a single tweet
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Bad Purchase posted:i canceled freddy krueger with a single tweet FB post: here come the blue checkmark woke brigade to cancel Freddy.
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Freddy raped fewer kids than even the best catholic priest.
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The real bitch is Jigsaw, gently caress that guy
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Das Boo posted:Jason is a mama's boy and Mike Myers had a weird thing for his sister. So you’re saying these mass murderers may have some psychological issues?
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YEs
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kntfkr posted:Please elaborate. We forget. I'd be happy to explain all facets of the Halloween lore. Do you want me to give you a basic rundown on the various alternate timelines that branch off from Halloween 2,( not counting Halloween 2018 and it's sequels which branch off from the original movie only where laurie was never michaels sister), the rob zombie reboot movies, or possibly even Halloween 3, the one that has no connection to the rest of the franchise and didn't have Michael in it but instead had some weird druid cult that murdered children through commercials? I could even expound on the time that Busta Rhymes permanently killed Michael in the h2o-Resurection timeline! If you really want some fuckery I could give you a crash course on Texas Chainsaw Massacre and all of its alternate timelines. Cannibal Llama fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jan 11, 2022 |
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Pinhead just wants to have a good time with consenting* adults** *consent = solving a rubiks cube **ok the main character was like 16 but this was the 80s and things were different
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Frederick Krueger
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Freddy Keurig, slayer of the pacific ocean.
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leprechaun is really about capitalism if you think about it
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Cannibal Llama posted:I'd be happy to explain all facets of the Halloween lore. Do you want me to give you a basic rundown on the various alternate timelines that branch off from Halloween 2,( not counting Halloween 2018 and it's sequels which branch off from the original movie only where laurie was never michaels sister), the rob zombie reboot movies, or possibly even Halloween 3, the one that has no connection to the rest of the franchise and didn't have Michael in it but instead had some weird druid cult that murdered children through commercials? I could even expound on the time that Busta Rhymes permanently killed Michael in the h2o-Resurection timeline! I just wanna know how it's not his sister now.
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hotdog feet posted:leprechaun is really about capitalism if you think about it Leprejaun
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kntfkr posted:I just wanna know how it's not his sister now. Simple, In the original movie Laurie was not and was never intended to be his sister. She was literally just some random girl that Michael saw in front of his house when he returned and then he proceeded to develop an obsession with killing her for no apparent reason because Michael was intended to be some personification of pure evil or some poo poo who murders people on his completely unknowable whim. Halloween II is where the whole Laurie being Michael's sister thing came from. John Carpenter came up with it because he wanted there to be some kind of twist to the story and it was what he came up with while drunk off his rear end. He apparently never liked the idea in the first place but it's what he went with and what all the later movies including the Rob Zombie reboot went with. Then Halloween 2018 came out and ignored all of the movies except the first one, which means that Laure is back to not being his sister. They even reference it in the movie and it's dismissed as being a bullshit rumor. Also Michael doesn't give a poo poo about Laurie anymore and is back to just killing people on his own whim. Now are you sure you don't want to hear about Busta Rhymes?
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Cannibal Llama posted:
gimme some more
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Cannibal Llama posted:Simple, In the original movie Laurie was not and was never intended to be his sister. She was literally just some random girl that Michael saw in front of his house when he returned and then he proceeded to develop an obsession with killing her for no apparent reason because Michael was intended to be some personification of pure evil or some poo poo who murders people on his completely unknowable whim. Halloween II is where the whole Laurie being Michael's sister thing came from. John Carpenter came up with it because he wanted there to be some kind of twist to the story and it was what he came up with while drunk off his rear end. He apparently never liked the idea in the first place but it's what he went with and what all the later movies including the Rob Zombie reboot went with. michael myers doesnt sleep so that explains why freddy never fingered him
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Cannibal Llama posted:I'd be happy to explain all facets of the Halloween lore. Do you want me to give you a basic rundown on the various alternate timelines that branch off from Halloween 2,( not counting Halloween 2018 and it's sequels which branch off from the original movie only where laurie was never michaels sister), the rob zombie reboot movies, or possibly even Halloween 3, the one that has no connection to the rest of the franchise and didn't have Michael in it but instead had some weird druid cult that murdered children through commercials? I could even expound on the time that Busta Rhymes permanently killed Michael in the h2o-Resurection timeline! do amityville horror
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What's with this toxic masculinity, Op? Like, you can't be a real man if you aren't strong? gently caress that. Freddy is the progressive choice, aside from being an undead pedophile serial killer.
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He’s no match for my katana op. Now if he changes from knife fingers to hanzo you can kiss your dreams good bye.
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Well did Wayne Brady have to choke him?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnBxmIC2OVM
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