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it was elmo!
wow that was an old sig lol |
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Jan 12, 2022 05:48
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Sid Vicious posted:it was elmo! well despite almost presciently knowing the outcome of my thread how are you my man? Did you ever use that computer I mailed you?
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HUSKY DILF posted:well despite almost presciently knowing the outcome of my thread how are you my man? Did you ever use that computer I mailed you? i just got a graphics card from another goon and i use it every day!!!! wow that was an old sig lol |
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Jan 12, 2022 06:00
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Well, I have some ginger beer and limes, but I'm pretty low on Caribbean dark rum... |
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Jan 12, 2022 09:28
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I regret installing that door-rapper. |
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Escape From Noise posted:Well, I have some ginger beer and limes, but I'm pretty low on Caribbean dark rum...
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Jan 12, 2022 13:35
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Answer the door and assure the rapper that his rhymes are dope but ask him politely to leave |
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Jan 12, 2022 20:24
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so its both night, AND a storm? invite that poor devil in this instance! |
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Just then, Elmo came in and said:
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Jan 12, 2022 22:03
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shivering in the night air the rapper crossed the threshold of the doorway steam rising off his gold chains with big elmo medallions covered in ice suddenly a shot rang out!!!
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the detective puffed on his pipe and announced “teh butler did it!” i sipped on my sherry and noticed the bitter taste of almonds
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then somebody farted again but with all eyes on the butler no one noticed who dealt it
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Elmo? This is Elmo speaking. I am the muppet who loves his life. I am the muppet who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the muppet who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the muppet who will now tell you.” Big Bird was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought Big Bird—sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one bird; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.
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HUSKY DILF posted:the detective puffed on his pipe and announced “teh butler did it!” sorry, I accidentally dipped my nuts in your glass earlier
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Jan 13, 2022 23:09
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I was a dank and squirmy knight |
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Jan 14, 2022 00:53
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the maid, overcome with emotion exclaimed “the shame! the bastard child in my womb was sired by master felix!” she ran off to a nunnery the lady fainted, conveniently onto her fainting couch the butler was allowed to fetch the smelling salts before the paddy wagon trundled up the lane towards the manor
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Jan 14, 2022 16:55
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a donk and stonky night
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in the morning the solicitor came to read the will master felix had been cut out entirely! master elmo was now the lord of dank manor the rapper auto-tuned out his latest hit (sampling “heart of glass” extensively) as the credits rolled the end
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It was a bright night and there was no wind. Not even a breeze, not even a whisper. The midnight sun was hanging low in the sky like an overripe orange.
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Uria aalge posted:It was a bright night and there was no wind. A groundhog emerged from his burrow to do some evening foraging. He walks by Husky Dilf before looking up and saying "The image in your sig is broken." |
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Jan 16, 2022 19:07
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Husky Dilf politely thanked the ground hog and explained he had recently gotten so husky none of his gifs fit underneath his sig anymore
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HUSKY DILF posted:Husky Dilf politely thanked the ground hog and explained he had recently gotten so husky none of his gifs fit underneath his sig anymore I think it's quaint and lovely personally
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it was a dank and stormy night
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