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Apr 6, 2011

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Obligatory hot dog stand run by a racist moron in a town of 40 people

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A restaurant where menu items are coded but you aren’t given the key to the code immediately but you have to figure it out over multiple visits. For instance on your first visit you order a turkey club with sliced avocado but you receive pasta bolognese topped with malt vinegar. Based upon this information you next order pasta bolognese with malt vinegar and you receive chicken Marsala topped with sliced avocado, so you’ve deciphered the code “malt vinegar” will get you sliced avocado.

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A restaurant where all the food is shaped into tubes and served through the personal glory hole at your table.

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A restaurant where everything is fried “popcorn style”.

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Chinatown posted:

a free steakhouse but you have to take a kick directly in the dick + balls every 5 minutes

Is the steak good? Like dry aged stuff?

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Chinatown posted:

dry aged is bullshit imo

just get a nice porterhouse or ribeye medium rare

There’s this super fancy expensive steakhouse in Montreal that has like aged steaks in the window and we’ve been drooling over it since 2008 when we first started going to Montreal annually. We finally went there in 2018 and my friend ordered a ribeye medium rare and it took them three tries to get it right and they didn’t even comp it.

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Prism Mirror Lens posted:

The Eggstaurant: only serves eggs BUT this includes every type of egg on earth, including human

100% Vegan Milk Bar: get a delicious real milkshake, no animals ever harmed in the making of it. Milk freely provided by the staff of (vegan) breastfeeding women.

Hannibal’s Diner: put condemned criminals to use by eating them after the execution. Main course is human flesh but you also get a side or appetiser representing what the inmate in question had as their last meal.

All of these places would be wildly successful

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gleebster posted:

Only open a few days per month

I think Doobies was already mentioned.

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Bachelor’s - a restaurant where the tables are actually big kitchen sinks that you eat a whole rotisserie chicken over.

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A fancy restaurant but instead of fine dining the waitstaff kicks you fully and repeatedly in the balls and you’ll gladly pay for the privilege and tip well over 25%, won’t you you little bitch? Yeah that’s right you will, swine.

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I think Danny Bonaduce is dead?

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Aardvark! posted:

a restaurant that only sells ground eggs

So…like eggs ground up like beef, or eggs found on the ground?

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.random posted:

Just garlic bread. Various kinds of garlic (Persian star, Inchelium red, pyong vang, ajo rojo, music, …). Various kinds of bread (ciabatta, Italian bread, French bread, bretzels, naan, focaccia, white bread…). Various kinds of salt (sea, table, Himalayan pink, smoked, flake…). And yes, even various kinds of carrier fats (butter, olive oil, neutral oil, margarine, …). A subtle palette of complementary herbs and spices available for you to choose from. Or try the Omikase service and let our chefs delight you.

This isn’t the good restaurant ideas thread

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numberoneposter posted:

Out-and-In Burger

Manimal Style

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