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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ze-nVh2Bs I don’t really suspect that it’s fake. I mean, it is turning the wheel precisely with the turns. I’d hope there would be some kind of manual override, but it seems like it’s doing a great job. Possibly even better than the average driver out there. That’s why I suspect that we’ll be seeing more and more orangoutangs out there driving. We could employ them as pizza delivery drivers; only paying them in food or free pizza. Imagine what Amazon could do with them? Also, it’s good for the environment, because it gives corporations an incentive to help conserve threatened wildlife, or even breed thousands more to use them as workers. Think of all the benefits orangoutangs could bring to society - not just driving. We could relieve so many exploited workers of their suffering, and instead use orangoutangs that are happy to work for food. Why not?! Good Sphere fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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OK Gurf
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The worst part of getting incredibly sick from gluten is that sometimes I stumble into a thread like this and some one says the p-zza word when I'm unprepared to read it (hungry) and I begin to relapse
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That's a fat monkey OP.
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That was actually me OP imma hairy guy 
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runnypoops posted:That was actually me OP imma hairy guy Oops, sorry I guess I went off on sort of a tangent there. Well, my dreams are crushed. deep dish peat moss posted:The worst part of getting incredibly sick from gluten is that sometimes I stumble into a thread like this and some one says the p-zza word when I'm unprepared to read it (hungry) and I begin to relapse Have you at least tried gluten-free pizza?
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I just watched the video and in my opinion that orangutan must be some kind of genius
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Aardvark! posted:I just watched the video and in my opinion that orangutan must be some kind of genius It was part of a top secret orangoutang research and development, until wikileaks blew their cover.
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can i get that ape as an NFT?
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Orangutang is what orangutans drink In space
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Good Sphere posted:Have you at least tried gluten-free pizza? Might as well tell him to eat poo poo right out of a toilet.
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I was expecting a video of Trump driving the golf cart.
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Have you considered that self-promotion isn't well received here OP? Good luck tho.
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Good Sphere posted:Have you at least tried gluten-free pizza? Yeah. It's alright, but it's not pizza, and it starts to taste weird by around the end of the second slice.
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Have you seen this video of a chimpanzee sniffing buttfinger? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4A1tWzlJW8
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The Bloop posted:Have you seen this video of a chimpanzee sniffing buttfinger? Chimpanzees are a whole different story. Chimps are dumbasses! deep dish peat moss posted:Yeah. It's alright, but it's not pizza, and it starts to taste weird by around the end of the second slice. Or cauliflower? Wilkins Micawber posted:Orangutang is what orangutans drink For some reason there is like 30 different spellings of the word. Good Sphere fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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The local creation myth where orangutans are from is that they're as smart as us, but they live deep in the forest and try to hide it so they won't have to work.
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I'm gonna need that orangutan to toot that thang up
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Computer viking posted:The local creation myth where orangutans are from is that they're as smart as us, but they live deep in the forest and try to hide it so they won't have to work. They can control their vocal box in a similar way to humans, so its possible they can somewhat speak. (but not really) I just wish that if i stopped talking no one would make me do any work Orangutans are cool, chimps suck
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We are all going to get laid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI
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 Sure OP, that's a real nice video of an orangutan driving a golf cart you got there. Why don't you just come over here and show these nice men in the white coats the video? They'll take you some place where the orangutans won't be able to drive to you anymore.
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https://youtu.be/s39yi9jWWfs Maybe it's one of those orangutan robotic spies
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Knormal posted:
I got you, I replaced it. Weird that it just so happened to be removed today. Your Gay Uncle posted:https://youtu.be/s39yi9jWWfs You never know if it’s a spy orangutan. I look out for those all the time..
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No, and I'm not about to start.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I was expecting a video of Trump driving the golf cart. Tarkus posted:Have you considered that self-promotion isn't well received here OP? Good luck tho. These posts are very mean... to the orangutan! Your Gay Uncle posted:https://youtu.be/s39yi9jWWfs Sexbot technology for the robobrothel coming along nicely.
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Good Sphere posted:I got you, I replaced it. Weird that it just so happened to be removed today. quote:You never know if it’s a spy orangutan. I look out for those all the time..
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In regards to primate intelligence, I once heard it explained as: A zookeeper accidentally loses his keys in a primate enclosure; if a chimpanzee finds the keys it will play with them, if it's a gorilla it will try to eat the keys, if it's an orangutang it will do nothing untill it is certain the zookeeper is out of eyesight - then it will use the keys to unlock its cage.
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Thread delivers. 
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I was hoping so bad he'd honk at that tiger as he cruised past. Still great though.
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Right-turn, Clyde. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycZPTQgERk
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:In regards to primate intelligence, I once heard it explained as: A zookeeper accidentally loses his keys in a primate enclosure; if a chimpanzee finds the keys it will play with them, if it's a gorilla it will try to eat the keys, if it's an orangutang it will do nothing untill it is certain the zookeeper is out of eyesight - then it will use the keys to unlock its cage. The one I heard is that if you forget a screwdriver in a primate habitat, the chimps will use it as a weapon, a bonobo as a sex toy, a gorilla will try to use it for gathering food and then forget it, and an orangutan will pretend to not notice it, and then at night use it to build a spaceship to go back home.
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That orangutan does a cool thing like driving and your first thought is to enslave his race to work for capitalism. for shame OP
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once COVID kills all the useless boomers in The Villages FL we should turn the town over to the apes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:That orangutan does a cool thing like driving and your first thought is to enslave his race to work for capitalism. for shame OP  and thats from redapes.org, a well known resource about red apes
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The orangutang drove past me and shot me in the head at 10mph.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The orangutang drove past me and shot me in the head at 10mph. Sounds like an innefective firearrm, wishing u a speedy recovery
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The orangutang drove past me and shot me in the head at 10mph. You shouldn't have called him a monkey. Or asked him to toot that thang up.
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Oh Don Piano posted:Sounds like an innefective firearrm, wishing u a speedy recovery He's driving to the hospital to finish me off, I only have a week and thirteen hours to live according to Google Maps
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