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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
One of the things in my life I feel bad about is the time I told a coworker he reminded me of Jamie Hyneman. He did not take it as a compliment - in fact he said 'uhhhh... thats not reall a compliment' but I really did mean it with good intention.

Reasons:

1. I would way rather be compared to him than Adam (I am for sure more of an Adam)
2. He is smart, always wins the competitions
3. Sure his hat and moustache are stupid but at least he has a style and I bet there is a certain type of lady it works for
4. He seems dependable, the shop is his, he probably helps people move with his pickup truck all the time
5. kind of reserved, but in a way that says he just has better things to do than talk to you


so what do we think goons is it a compliment to say someone reminds them of jamie? for the record this kid kinda looked like I imagined he would have 20 years ago and without the stache, and also all of the above.

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Jamie Hyneman seems like a real dick honestly. Gives real dick vibes.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You look like a walrus in a hat but not in a bad way

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP, your name is the Walrus for fucks sake.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

OP, your name is the Walrus for fucks sake.

hoy poo poo i didn't even realize :mad:

now I think this thread is insincere

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Agreed with above that he seemed like a real rear end in a top hat. IMO the beret and stache is a good look and is the best thing about him.

Remember when they tried to reboot the mythbusters after Adam and Jamie left? Actually it's probably best not to remember

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
adam seemed like a nightmare to work with, I would have gotten annoyed with him all the time too. that one time he broke the lathe and then just left it seems murder worthy tbh



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

OP, your name is the Walrus for fucks sake.

unrelated

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

adam was definitely the nitemare coworker

looked like grant and jamie were chill

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I'm watching For All Mankind and I wish Mythbusters was still around to do "can a bullet shot into a suit filled with pure oxygen in a vacuum turn the person inside it into a gooey skeleton" myth

they always pulled their punches with myths that were gross in any way though - the 'can you lie down on a grenade' myth was framed as 'stuntmen' and 'actors' whose 'time in the scene is up' rather than '18 year old kid from arkansas whose intestines are in the trees now'

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

OP, your name is the Walrus for fucks sake.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Myth……….BUSTED

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
a big stern fat walrus with a funny hat. Yes I'd say its' a compliment :D

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Unless you're at the zoo, it's not a good thing

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

mythbus

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If somebody called ME Jimmy Heine-man I would have burst into tears and run home to Mee-Maw and built a trebuchet about it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jamie lost his hymen to a man hence the name

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Walrus posted:

adam seemed like a nightmare to work with, I would have gotten annoyed with him all the time too. that one time he broke the lathe and then just left it seems murder worthy tbh

The heck was he supposed to do? Discovery bought them a new lathe after the cameras stopped because what're they gonna do, not buy equipment for their cash cow?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




jamie is one of those dumb hat wearin fellas, you know the type

it's not a compliment

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Dangit I can't find the picture of his look-alike that was in a porn where he was presenting his anus. SCREW YOU MODERN GOOGLE

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Leroy Dennui posted:

Dangit I can't find the picture of his look-alike that was in a porn where he was presenting his anus. SCREW YOU MODERN GOOGLE

gently caress. 2022.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
That dude should be thankful he didn't get compared to Tory

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

That dude should be thankful he didn't get compared to Tory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYxa7fj1DJ0

I wish I had a good quality gif of him just eating absolute poo poo on that bike

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cummie Bummerman

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

I got told a couple of times that my voice sounded like his. i didn't know who he was at the time.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Leroy Dennui posted:

Dangit I can't find the picture of his look-alike that was in a porn where he was presenting his anus. SCREW YOU MODERN GOOGLE

Lol turn off your monitor

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
nut busters

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

it's obvious that they only put him in the show for his sex appeal

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

kntfkr posted:

nut busters

Fart Gusters

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I never really watched mythbusters but I just googled this dude and drat, he's really wearing that hat in every picture. what's he hiding? personally I would be money he's got some racist scalp tattoo under there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Bustin makes me myth good

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
it's grafted on. he was born without the top of his skull

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Bustin makes me myth good

They busted the myth that Moses parted the Red Sea he actually parted my rear end

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I mean he's an ugly fat old man with a stupid mustache and a stupid hat so...

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Play posted:

I mean he's an ugly fat old man with a stupid mustache and a stupid hat so...

Why???

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Play posted:

I mean he's an ugly fat old man with a stupid mustache and a stupid hat so...

I don’t remember him being fat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I don’t remember him being fat

They tried to bust a myth where eating 10000k a day makes you fat and Jamie was the oine who had to bust it and he got really fat and died and they then used his dead body to test a myth that human fat can absord a moab

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Myth……….BUSTED

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Adam tried to save Jamie from eating all the calories but Jamie looked at Adam and in his eyes was a homophobic slur and Adam didn't broach teh subject again after that, anyway after Jamie died the only thing left in his eyes was a glassy stare pointed at the ceiling where his soul had escaped through a ventilation pipe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There was so much flesh left of Jamie's corpulent corpse that they ended up using it for other segments like the one where they checked to see if Jesus truly had wept which they replicated by tearing Jamie's soul apart and gibbed his already rotted dead corpse by hooking ethereal chains into it to rend his mangled sour and rotten flesh vessel.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Some say Jamie's soul is still in that ventilation pipe because it got stuck so now his soul is trapped next to a dead bird (the bird was part of an unrelated myth)

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