Schrodinger was a pedophile

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

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A recent investigation that found damning evidence that famed physicist Erwin Schr�dinger was a pedophile is continuing to make waves in the academic community.
Schr�dinger, widely cited as the father of quantum physics and perhaps best remembered for his 1935 thought experiment �Schr�dinger�s Cat,� was widely revealed to be a pedophile by The Irish Times after the newspaper published a report detailing his record as a sexual predator and serial abuser.
It�s a stomach-churning revelation about a researcher whose work revolutionized the study of the natural world and even led directly to today�s international research frenzy into quantum computing � and which shows, once again, that even the powerful and brilliant can be monsters.
The Irish Times identified young girls who Schr�dinger became infatuated with, including a 14-year-old girl whom the physicist groomed after he became her math tutor.
Schr�dinger, who died in 1961, later admitted to impregnating the girl when she was 17 and he was in his mid-forties. Horrifyingly, she then had a botched abortion that left her permanently sterile, according to the newspaper.
Perhaps most diabolically, the physicist kept a record of his abuse in his diaries, even justifying his actions by claiming he had a right to the girls due to his genius.
Walter Moore, author of the biography �Schr�dinger, Life and Thought,� said that the physicist�s attitudes towards women �was essentially that of a male supremacist.�
Schr�dinger also attempted a relationship with a different 12-year-old girl, disgustingly writing in his journal that she was �among the unrequited loves of his life.� However, he decided not to pursue her after a family member voiced their concerns that the physicist was a, you know, unrepentant abusive predator.

personally i am shocked that the man who locked cats in an airless box was also a monster to humans, cant believe it but here you have it

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:20

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# ? May 19, 2024 09:44

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

cRazy how nature do that

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:20

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Schrodiddler

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:21

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Everybody You* Like** Is Actually A Piece Of poo poo

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:21

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Schrodiddler

lol

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:22

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Why did he do that Sid

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:24

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why did he do that Sid

Probably the same reason descartes tortured a dog OP

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:24

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why did he do that Sid

he was a pedophile

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

he was a pedophile

That's crazy

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:26

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Schrodiddler

lol.

goldmine

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:26

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That's crazy

not that crazy, i read it on line

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:28

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Schrodiddler

Pro second post

Y'all should take note

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:29

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I'm tired of all these people turning out to be bad.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:29

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

not that crazy, i read it on line

Why was it on the line

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:30

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Well thats hosed up

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:31

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

i always knew he hosed that cat but this?

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:41

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:42

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

yup. it's been proven this is how it works

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:44

sofokles: Feb 7, 2004; Fuck this

This got me wondering what Occam was up to

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:47

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

lol

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:47

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Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

lol

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:47

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:51

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:55

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:57

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Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

Lmao

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:58

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Schrodiddler

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:59

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:00

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

lot of good content itt so far

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:00

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Schrodiddler

Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:03

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

please just goldmine now, there's no need to suffer 4 pages of people trying to reclaim the glory of the first page

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:04

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

victims everywhere are letting out a Ψ of relief at this news

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:06

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EorayMel posted:

Everybody You* Like** Is Actually A Piece Of poo poo

But doctor, I like you!

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:20

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Schr�dinger�s Pussy: a though experiment

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:25

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

She was simultaneously an 8 year old girl and a 2000 year old demon

Noblesse Obliged fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jan 13, 2022

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:25

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Applewhite posted:

In all fairness he wasn't a pedophile until they observed his diaries.

Close thread.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:33

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Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Schrodiddler

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:47

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# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:49

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Genesplicer posted:

Apart from Betty White and Mr. Rogers, is there anybody who is actually a good person (tm)?

JEsus

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:50

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Genesplicer posted:

Apart from Betty White and Mr. Rogers, is there anybody who is actually a good person (tm)?

Hamtaro

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Genesplicer posted:

Apart from Betty White and Mr. Rogers, is there anybody who is actually a good person (tm)?

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:52

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