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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
After reading the effort posts in this thread I couldn't get enough wrasslin talk and now I am reading Mick Foley's book. This guy...uh....talks about his dingus a lot. Like.......maybe too much??

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Elephant Ambush posted:

Mick knows his audience

*my monitor flashes on erasing my grizzled visage*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DangerDummy! posted:

Have you gotten to the part where Diamond Dallas Page goes into a rage and starts mashing chocolate chip cookies into Mick Foley with his bare rear end?

Not yet.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:dafuq:

Totally insane.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Elephant Ambush posted:

The Attitude Era aged so poorly lol

I mean it's still entertaining but more in a :suspense: way now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
So, Mick Foley's book was okayish. Any other decent to good wrasslin' autobiographies out there?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
VINCE! The Musical

Starring Matthew Broderick as HHH and Nathan Lane as Vince himself.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

wrestling ruins everyone involved it rules lol

I mean, surely someone has gotten out with both their money and their health. Surely.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

X JAKK posted:

Why hasnt Kevin Nash returned as Super Shredder yet?

Ooo. Don't know how to tell you this....

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Anyone else read Ken Shamrock's book? Looking for another good wrasslin' autobiography and heard it has some good stories in it. Any goons have thoughts??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

X JAKK posted:

Oh no, did his spine finally curl up out through his back flesh and spin around like a tuxedo bib in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

Yes.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sting is old af

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Queering Wheel posted:

The best Sting moment is when he was disguised as Sting and took off his mask to reveal Sting

SOMEONE POST THE GIF

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Best one.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

vince has purchased aew to compete with wwe

:suspense:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The only wrasslin' redneck I care for is Diamond Dallas Page.



......and Hacksaw

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Kane is the Chef Boyardee champion. Don't have to like his politics but that old boy can sure sell some canned pasta. What a legend.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
HHH gonna get owned to the bone when this sale goes through.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

have we heard anything from shane since vince fired him

*pyro goes off and The Shan's entrance music starts playing*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
lolololololololol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

aew doesnt have vince its an inferior product

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SirPhoebos posted:

lol they shoved enough money in front of Mark Calloway to bring back Undertaker. Can't wait to see his hips self-destruct at Wrestlemania

Not to put too fine a point on it but they should kill the undertaker. He old and unfun to watch now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Imagine I posted that in 2005

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he's already dead

*pyrotechnics erupt from the corners of the ring*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
There really needs to be a wrestling company in which all the wrestling takes place off-screen and it's just and hour and twenty-five minutes of sick rear end promos

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

im saint germain posted:

Tired: Goon Island
Wired: Goon Federation Wrestling

Surely we could scrape together 9B.

Let me check the couch cushions real quick.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

MrQwerty posted:

He looks like he had a stroke

A stroke of genius

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

warrior wanted vince to buy one million dollars worth of unsold ultimate warrior comics to make up for a dispute and vince told him to gently caress off

lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This is a v powerful video

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the muppets guest hosted an episode of raw

Nice title

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
When I was still watching rasslin' actively in like the last bit of WCW Ric looked like he had a foot in the grave. Can't imagine 25 years and a multitude unrestrained WOOOOOs really helped much with that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

they made goldberg apologize to chris jericho and tell him that he's the best worker lol

I don't know this story, explain.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

theres a kevin nash comic called kevin nash written by kevin nash that lated 2 issues before being canceled

lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i love mick foley but i wish he didnt do most of the things he did when wrestling

Like sticking his hand into other people's mouths. That's a surefire way to get someone sick.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cartoon Man posted:



I can only imagine what gets said by the class when he walks into the lecture hall.

"why isn't your face all burnt up and wierd??"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If he was smart he would have just peed on the door handle so the next time someone went to open the car door it had nasty pee all over it. Now that would have been good entertainment.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The bus match: loser has to ride the greyhound back to Tallahassee

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
DDP?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Kevin Nash doing commentary when he was booking was excellent.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AlmightyBob posted:

1+2+3= Syxx

:crossarms:

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