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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Allegedly, people also had to show him Asian porn because he was convinced no one found Asian women attractive

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Ronald McDonald, horny agent of chaos, is a great character

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Laopooh posted:

One team, The Young Bucks, have won the title itself and their autobiography also won the title.

"Britt Baker fell asleep while reading the book and it fell on top of her."

Fantastic.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Yup!

Also the pic they chose here doesn't exactly scream "picture of health"

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2022/02/vince-mcmahon-touts-major-wwe-revenue-milestone/



Wow he's lost a lot of weight

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Feb 5, 2022

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Classic heel tweet from Tony Kahn

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1550578379543437314?s=20&t=afQB3uN5jh-WS8xm9CuMeg

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Elephant Ambush posted:

Here's a match between two invisible wrestlers. Invisible Man vs his evil brother Invisible Stan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cslu7zFmPjM

One of the best matches i've ever seen, so much heat and some incredible spots. 5 loving stars

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

rndmnmbr posted:

Meanwhile, half the internet is screaming that Punk is an angel who did no wrong, and these awful terrible no-good Elite ambushed him in his locker room because they were mad he was taking their private playground away from them, and just, ugh.


People on Twitter are using Jericho's lovely MAGA wife and Punk being pro-choice etc as proof he couldn't have possibly have done anything wrong

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

rndmnmbr posted:

Jericho wasn't even scheduled for the scrum, but when poo poo went sideways in the locker room he stepped up and gave a good, clean, professional interview with the press with no prep time. As appalling as some of his private beliefs are, he's still the kind of guy you can build a promotion around. He and Mox have really proven their worth these past few months.

I'm sure being part of the Hogan era WCW locker room gave him a special insight as to how quickly a poisonous locker room can kill a promotion

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mean Gene was a goddamn artist

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Such a great gimmick


Elephant Ambush posted:

The AEW pape tonight was extremely good

Mostly because Jamie Hayter won the women's world title

Because she is the best


Hell Yeah!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Having Vince kicked out of WWE probably didn't help AEW either as I wouldn't be surprised if a few disaffected WWE fans started watching AEW but then went back to WWE after Triple H became booker man.

I'm definitely not as into AEW as I was 1-2 years ago, but not sure if that's because of the product or i'm just busier.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Gavok posted:

- MJF: While he's deserving of his title run, they spent weeks building him up as a possible face, only to have him be the same tired version of himself we've seen for three years. They could do some cool poo poo with him in the near future, but so far it's just same old, same old.

Frankly I'm glad they're back to making him a giant heel, that seems like his natural form and what he's best at.

But yeah what the gently caress happened to Miro.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Then I remember him hiding in the audience ready to whack a dude with a chair wearing a Sting mask.

He's done that twice in AEW already and its hilarious each time

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

It probably will, but he does have a point. It's better for any sale or media deal to have the controlling shareholder on the board so they won't scuttle a potential deal.

Edit: He's back on the board officially https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/35388281/vince-mcmahon-back-wwe-ahead-media-rights-negotiations

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Been watching aew recently. We’re all agreed Saraya sucks at wrestling and promos right and is just generally annoying and bad?

It's like she doesn't seem to know what to say half the time.


bagmonkey posted:

Yeah why isn't Eddie continually front and center on TV all the time, easily the best promo guy in AEW

I don't think he should be a main eventer but definitely a top midcard guy that should be on Dynamite regularly.

Edit: I can't believe I actually thought Vince was gone for good, how naive I am.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Regrettable posted:

She legitimately doesn't know what to say because she went from an environment where every single thing was tightly scripted to one with no scripting for basically anything. She was on Jericho's podcast recently and talked about it and how some of her promos really sucked. The wrestling I can forgive for a bit longer because she's wasn't allowed to wrestle for years.

That makes sense

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tbh I'm only interested in the main event and Mox v Hangman which is a shame. Maybe the rest of the PPV will pleasantly surprise everyone

Edit: Jade Cargill needs to go to Japan or something and wrestle non stop for 3 months to get some more experience

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Mar 4, 2023

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

BrigadierSensible posted:

I know this is a little late, but my favourite "crazy Vince" story is from Brian Gerwitz's book in which he reveals that Vince hates Giraffes on principle. Because he cannot stand the idea of an animal that big that limits itself to only eating plants/vegetation.

Amazing

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

What the work schedule like for a low to mid card guy with a major organization? Like it is two shows a week, and would they fly to most locations or travel with the trucks moving the show equipment? Do they have it set up so they can go home for a few weeks every few months? Does WWE have a trailer with nothing but workout equipment or do they rent a local gym?


Not sure if it's still the same but pretty much everyone in the WWE used to be on the road for 300+ days a year doing house shows and maybe tv shows if you were a jobber/mid carder. And you're probably driving to at least half those shows. The work schedule in WWE is why a lot of the top guys went into WCW during the Monday night wars, they got way more time off in WCW.

No idea how many house shows WWE still does and I'm pretty sure AEW does only a handful so maybe it's a bit better travel-wise.

Also thanks Cornwind, the Cody-Dustin match was before I started watching AEW so I had never seen it. I found the full match somewhere and wow that was loving fantastic. I hope they had a unit of blood for Dustin backstage afterwards because he probably needed it.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

TheSwizzler posted:

they try to make him do commentary on thunder and he makes sure they regret it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfjzvxgtLrs

"Here's a fact you don't know Tenay! Luger is horrified, terrified of skeletons!"

:hmmyes:

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

:rip: Terry Funk

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vince McMahon is a loving vile person. It's a shame nothing truly bad ever happens to the truly rich because he deserves a poo poo ton of bad things

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

MasterSitsu posted:

Go away. There ain't no Mr. McMahon and there never was

https://www.wwe.com/superstars/mr-mcmahon



Did they do this to his profile last time?

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

How do you tear your triceps taking a DDT? Did he put his arm up (down?) to stop himself from landing on his head?

Also :lol: Punk

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Best In The World indeed

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I love Tony Khan now

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