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on this saturday my secret desire is to get some weed go down in the basement with my weighted blanket and role up a bunch of d&d characters
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what I am going to do is fold and put away laundry
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Jan 29, 2022 17:29
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burn the candle at both ends you beautiful free byob posters
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puts on moving pictures by rush so he can pack a bowl and feel real sad while listening to "subdivisions"
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barnold posted:puts on moving pictures by rush so he can pack a bowl and feel real sad while listening to "subdivisions" 
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suburban dad lacing up his white new balance sneakers on a sunday afternoon. just like every other sunday afternoon. and just like every other sunday afternoon, before heading into the garage to grab the mower, he lowers his head to examine the not-so-fresh-anymore grass stains on his white new balance sneakers. it's hard to guess what he's thinking about, but he knows he better quit dilly-dallying otherwise he'll miss kickoff at 3. |
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Jan 29, 2022 20:10
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Hon? I finished folding the laundry. If you need me I'll be in the basement! getting stoned *distantly from upstairs* Ok! I'm just doing my workout! Don't forget to take some burgers out of the freezer! *completely forgets to take burgers out of the freezer* |
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Jan 29, 2022 20:21
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Finger Prince posted:Hon? I finished folding the laundry. If you need me I'll be in the basement! getting stoned eerily similar to my actual life 
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Jan 29, 2022 21:02
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*nuclear missiles are launched over ukraine and heading towards the continental united states* honey i forgot to edge the flower beds you know how that grass will eat into your begonias if i don’t
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Jan 29, 2022 21:05
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i recently heard someone refer to masturbation as "painting my warhammers"
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Jan 29, 2022 21:12
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Hon we can't have tacos tonight. It's not taco Tuesday. Make them into fajitas or else the kids won't grow up with any respect for Time.
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Jan 29, 2022 22:02
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yeah this year isn't the right year for a boat. maybe next year
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