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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

l. The streets are littered with destitute buildings, crime, and also Sex☆Machines... mechanical humans that can be used as motorcycles by thrusting a penis inside of them. These Sex☆Machines have been in use since the olden days, however, when criminals began riding them, the police had to adapt, and began to use them as well. One of these officers is Suzuka Yoshimura, a rookie cop who doesn't play by the rules aided by the help of her Sex☆Machine "Ace". She recently heard of an exhibition that will show off a so-called "Legendary Sex☆Machine". What type of Sex☆Machine is it, and what is its goal?

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Huh, neat

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
あなたは私のショーでたわごとにすぎません。 皇帝は、農民、彼が好きな方法であなたと一緒に彼の道を歩むでしょう。 また、Google翻訳を使用しないでください。

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
A nice in every way grandma. She moves slower from her age, but insists on pushing herself to make loved ones feel better.

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

Duck and Cover posted:

l. The streets are littered with destitute buildings, crime, and also Sex☆Machines... mechanical humans that can be used as motorcycles by thrusting a penis inside of them. These Sex☆Machines have been in use since the olden days, however, when criminals began riding them, the police had to adapt, and began to use them as well. One of these officers is Suzuka Yoshimura, a rookie cop who doesn't play by the rules aided by the help of her Sex☆Machine "Ace". She recently heard of an exhibition that will show off a so-called "Legendary Sex☆Machine". What type of Sex☆Machine is it, and what is its goal?

op for this incredibly bad thread i aM going to drop a tactiocal nuclear warhead on your house in real life. goodbye.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

I’ve been hearing this as well

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This is pretty radical, philip k dick style stuff here op. What with the japanese sex pigs and the submarines and the AI fighting for control of gas stations or whatever this was about. It really grabbed a hold of many of the things I'm interested in.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you got a pussy in that thing or something

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Whose penis is Suzuka using?

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
I was on the JET Programme in 1999 and in my experience Sex☆Machines were pretty much just like those coin-op dune buggies they used to have in front of grocery stores when you were a kid except with kind of gross holes in them and you had to call them "kohai" to get them to do anything. Pretty sure the Legendary ones would just have like a Cartman face on it, South Park was really big there for a hot minute.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Muscle Wizard posted:

op for this incredibly bad thread i aM going to drop a tactiocal nuclear warhead on your house in real life. goodbye.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


I like her hair but sitting on that thing must cause wicked haemorrhoids

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Im the pussy.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It's OK, in a couple weeks Lavos will rise up and lay waste to this hellhole.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Das Boo posted:

Whose penis is Suzuka using?

Mine.

I really want it back :(

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I'll give japanese porn this much, it feels almost creative when you compare it to american porn, which is nothing but guys having sex with their female relatives because american men are too paranoid to have sex with women who are not related to them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm the sentient motorcycle that's more responsible than the protagonist but still won't actually take them to do whatever thing needs to be done unless I'm being hosed. I'm sorry that's how the world works.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
I'm the long philosophy 101 dissertation that gets jammed in over shots of Tokyo at sunset.

What is... a machine?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Do you think if you get into a crash with one of the Fuckorcycles they scream in pain and plead for you to kill them and end their misery? CAN you even kill them?
Like if you shot that thing in its 'face' is that the same thing as shooting a human in the head?

Does it get bugs in its mouth? Does it like that?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Fuckorcycle "crashes" is how you get more fuckorcycles, idiot

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'll give japanese porn this much, it feels almost creative when you compare it to american porn, which is nothing but guys having sex with their female relatives because american men are too paranoid to have sex with women who are not related to them.

Good avatar and post combo tbh

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



He chiefin'

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/eBuVjU1.png

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003


Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I thought guys were suppose to stick their dicks in the bikes, not the bikes sticking their dicks in female riders.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

BigBadSteve posted:

Im the pussy.

we know

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Yaldabaoth posted:

I thought guys were suppose to stick their dicks in the bikes, not the bikes sticking their dicks in female riders.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Yaldabaoth posted:

I thought guys were suppose to stick their dicks in the bikes, not the bikes sticking their dicks in female riders.

This is like legendary sex machine level they have to do something to show that off. I assure you there are lady sex bikes too.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Sid Vicious posted:

you got a pussy in that thing or something

Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Game Center CX

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


"That Sex Machine ... I've never seen anything like it!"

I hadn't realized they'd made hentai about me and frankly I'm flattered.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


You think the kacho is a sex machine? Really?

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Duck and Cover posted:

You think the kacho is a sex machine? Really?

I think he understands the joys of the showa era

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Good avatar and post combo tbh

Just like all their posts.

naem
May 29, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

Do you think if you get into a crash with one of the Fuckorcycles they scream in pain and plead for you to kill them and end their misery? CAN you even kill them?
Like if you shot that thing in its 'face' is that the same thing as shooting a human in the head?

Does it get bugs in its mouth? Does it like that?

haha what do you think it smells like, just for laughs

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

naem posted:

haha what do you think it smells like, just for laughs

Several day old B.O. and engine grease.

I honestly thought OP was making things up until I seen the pictures.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Gotta ride that hog

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

naem posted:

haha what do you think it smells like, just for laughs

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