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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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Now for your conservative small business owner, we got a few lure options. Sure, you can go with the tried and true "minimum wage should be $15" call, but for the big ones you'll need somethin' stronger- I personally like the "I voted Democrat" attractive decoy or this "poor person owning a smartphone" scent.
Honestly son, you mix all three, you could bag yourself a whole HOA meeting!
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Jan 31, 2022 05:55
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Father: *tying hotdogs onto the ends of string dangling from branches over pit traps* quick, son the factory shift will be over any minute now
Son: *helping tie* yknow, I never knew being your mom was a job
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Jan 31, 2022 15:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Today I'm hunting job-hunters. *turns self in* Done!
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Jan 31, 2022 15:25
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- google THIS
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"Hoo boy," I remark louder than necessary. "I'm going to have to dismiss this software update notice. I'm too busy opening this e-mail attachment from an unknown sender."
As I hear trundling and wheezing from the direction of the server room, I mentally pray that the steel cable I used for the snare will prove strong enough
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Jan 31, 2022 16:13
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- super sweet best pal
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Crap, I caught a naval recruit. That's not a job, it's an adventure. I don't have a permit for those.
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Jan 31, 2022 22:33
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- super sweet best pal
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When hunting artists, always make sure the local game warden considers them to be real jobs.
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Jan 31, 2022 22:52
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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When hunting artists, always make sure the local game warden considers them to be real jobs.
Same problem with Etsy sellers! I had a few in my game bag and got nailed since they were considered "hobbyists"
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Jan 31, 2022 23:14
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- google THIS
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Bugs and Daffy keep attaching and removing a little sign that says "NOT" from a larger sign that says "Sex work is real work"
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Jan 31, 2022 23:18
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- super sweet best pal
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drat astronauts keep getting snared in my poet traps.
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Jan 31, 2022 23:23
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- google THIS
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(checks my measuring tape) Dang, we need to throw this one back. He's only working 38 hours a week so they don't have to give him benefits
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Jan 31, 2022 23:28
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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What's this in the trap? A telegraph operator?? I thought these went extinct decades ago. Maybe I can sell it to a museum.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:21
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Crap, I caught a naval recruit. That's not a job, it's an adventure. I don't have a permit for those.
lol
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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