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dendrologists make good eatin', and all you gotta do is call a maple an elm and they come runnin'. bag as many as you want, fill yer pot and freezer.
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Jan 31, 2022 04:00
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janitors are tricky, they're wily. spread too many empty snack packets and they'll enact a strike and you'll be empty handed for weeks. i find the best trick is fake a vomit accident, hold back, and when they get there with the bucket you strike.
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*a beskirted intern trips, the c.e.o. rushes to aid standing her up, hands wandering* "careful my dear, next time you may trip into my l-" *a shotgun slug tears through his right oribtal bone*
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plumbers are easy. just coat the whole underside of your sink in superglue before you let them in. they'll get stuck, and in their panic, forget they could wriggle out of the clothes. take this time to strike.
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we don't hunt veterinarians. they are angels bold enough to walk among the filth of mortality, if only to heal those who's love we do not deserve.
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if you're looking to make a longcoat i gotta recommend professional athletes. linebackers and power forwards especially produce a poo poo tonne of leather
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