NFL N/V Offseason: Sorry folks, I counted him out

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Ah, August. Who's ready for pumpkin beers and preseason football???

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

They also immediately settled every lawsuit directed at them.

as a show of support to women lmaoooooo

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:32

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; A fancy little mouse🐁!

shirts and skins posted:

Ah, August. Who's ready for pumpkin beers and preseason football???

Hell yeah, there's a "game" this week!

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:34

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N2DPGdpc5w

One week to Hard Knocks!

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kawalimus posted:

Of course Pittsburgh is the only team in the division to get the Browns without Watson. But the Ravens have done well against him in the past. So I hope we do so again.

Weirdly I had a dream last night about the Ravens playing the Browns. They were up like 21-6 but suddenly we got Jamal Lewis back and he started tearing them up like he did in the old days scoring just about every time he touched the ball.

I�d prefer if Ray Lewis and his white suit came back for that game. Alternatively:

Forrest on Fire posted:

Who is the closest to this generation's Bernard Pollard?

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:37

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

6 games?!?

What a loving joke.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:41

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

I'd call this decision shameful but this would require a judge to have any sense of shame. Really hosed up decision.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:43

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1554083444698890241

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

this is all cool and good definitely doesn't make me feel weird and gross about the entire loving sport

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:47

Pain of Mind: Jul 10, 2004; You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t

Ray Rice feeling a little ripped off right now. He gets permanently suspended while Watson gets 6 games. Not that it was wrong to permanently suspend Rice, just that he seems like the only one who has had any real punishment from the league against him, while others with similar or worse crimes get a slap on the wrist.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:47

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Pain of Mind posted:

Ray Rice feeling a little ripped off right now. He gets permanently suspended while Watson gets 6 games.

Waiting for Cleveland to post a notes app screenshot of all the names who apologize for their roles in the incidents

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:48

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Pain of Mind posted:

Ray Rice feeling a little ripped off right now. He gets permanently suspended while Watson gets 6 games. Not that it was wrong to permanently suspend Rice, just that he seems like the only one who has had any real punishment from the league against him, while others with similar or worse crimes get a slap on the wrist.

Rice was cooked by that point anyway--that's why he never returned.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 14:49