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All right, time to look at some hot ladies on the internet before the parents get home. Just gotta let this image download. Oh nice, a boob.
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Jan 31, 2022 23:56
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Oh wow plastic melts in the microwave
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Feb 1, 2022 00:00
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I hope this 15 second clip downloads before they get home
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Feb 1, 2022 00:01
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Stumbles around empty house pigeon-toed until I fall, driving the table corner directly into my soft spot.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:02
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Gonna download these sweet cracks and warez. Ooh, only 9 hours? Hopefully no one calls tonight.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:03
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shake it baby!!! -duke nukem
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Kilbas posted:Stumbles around empty house pigeon-toed until I fall, driving the table corner directly into my soft spot. *Sends video to Bob Saget.*
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I'm five years old
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Hell yeah just installed the Pentium Overdrive chip in my parents Packard Bell. Gonna head down to the local video store and rent X-COM so I can pirate it (again). Oh look - that girl I met at Pepboys is paging me and wants to hang out. Parents are gone and I have the house to myself? I'll gas up my Bronco 2 and go pick her up I lost my virginity
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cult_hero posted:Gonna download these sweet cracks and warez. Ooh, only 9 hours? Hopefully no one calls tonight. Tying up the phone line is a feature, not a bug.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:04
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*skips two meals while playing video games*
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Time to play Lego Island but get too scared of the Brickster to finish the game
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je1 healthcare posted:*skips two meals while playing video games* Aerith nooooooooo!!
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breaks playstation controller throwing it at the huge CRT TV trying to beat the black car in ridge racer
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Feb 1, 2022 00:32
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i am 9 and my mom didnt leave enough money to pay the cable bill when she went up north to visit her brother so i am bored
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Feb 1, 2022 00:33
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cult_hero posted:*Sends video to Bob Saget.* TOO SOON.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:34
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Gonna nuke some pizza pockets while I wait for the rest of that image to download.
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Time to dig out my dad's playboys from the 70s! Wait you said 97, then to use net! Aw poo poo, there is one corrupt piece of this picture of naked Madonna.
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I nod my head and smile as I know the timestamp for every boob shot in our vhs collection
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Time to play 11 uninterrupted hours of Civilization 2.
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Time to fire up the atari 2600 and blast some asteroids!
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when stone cold says "gimme a hell yeah" then I'm gonna say "hell yeah" because my mom isn't here to tell me not to say hell
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Tuggin till my balls are EMPTY and it hurts to bust, and then maybe one more tug.
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I'm checkin' out Amateurpages.com
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I am going to exceed the gently caress out of my monthly free AOL hours.
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When are my parents going to come home? I don't know how to make food and I don't know how to take care of my toddler younger sibling. I'm scared. 
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What'll happen if I put tooth paste on my weiner? Oh. Oh no. Oh no no no.
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Alright, this custom Duke3d map ain't gonna make itself.
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I'm at the elementary school's after-school daycare because im not old enough to stay home alone and the chaperone is mad at me for saying the lord's name in vain but im not a christian so I dont understand wtf shes talking about yet
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Feb 1, 2022 02:18
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Sweet gonna smoke some of my parents weed and watch x files
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Feb 1, 2022 02:23
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Gonna play Final Fantasy 7 since my brother's not hogging the PlayStation for once!
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Feb 1, 2022 02:31
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Gonna microwave myself some tortilla chips and cheese. Also applies for all years between 1997 and now.
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I’m all alone, hope I don’t jack off!!
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loading up 3d dinosaur adventure and losing my entire loving mind
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Oh poo poo, I just turned 18. The gently caress am I doing here all alone? *rounds up friends to go to the mall so I can buy them all cigars at the smoke shop legally*
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les enfants Terrific! posted:loading up 3d dinosaur adventure and losing my entire loving mind ok i'm done with dinosaurs what else we got  
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