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You Are A Elf posted:Oh poo poo, I just turned 18. The gently caress am I doing here all alone? Imagine turning 18 and not immediately running out to buy all the beer you can carry. Silly yankees.
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I’m playing Nintendo 64 and don’t even know that I’ve been left alone.
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Feb 1, 2022 03:36
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Outrail posted:Imagine turning 18 and not immediately running out to buy all the beer you can carry. Silly yankees. I also went gambling when I turned 18 long before they changed the gambling age to 21. Won $90, I did. But gambling is for olds. Was even back in 1997.
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Feb 1, 2022 03:38
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I'm seven and it's gonna happen again  Please don't leave. Please. please
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Feb 1, 2022 03:39
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my grandma got me the Chumbawumba cd even though she said the baby on the cover is kinda scary and I am gonna blast it from the CD changer
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Feb 1, 2022 03:42
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No one's picking up the phone tonight....... *goes online* 
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Feb 1, 2022 03:43
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Feb 1, 2022 03:46
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NO MOM I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT WAS A GLITCH THE PORN ORDERED ITSELF!!!
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Feb 1, 2022 03:49
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*Randomly flips through channels* Oh poo poo HBO free preview time! Time to go watch the TV Guide channel for 10 minutes until it gets back to there to see if there's anything with nudity in the next two hours!
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Feb 1, 2022 03:52
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oh sweet Real Sex is on at 2AM *stays up til 2am to watch a guy stretch his weiner into funny shapes like a clown with a balloon" maybe the next segment is good *old people meditating naked and somehow cumming from it*
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Feb 1, 2022 03:54
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My parents went to New York so I threw a house party with DJs and all that and the cops showed up and told us to turn it down after the neighbours complained. As far as I know they never found out about it.
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Feb 1, 2022 04:31
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Almost Smart posted:I’m playing Nintendo 64 and don’t even know that I’ve been left alone.
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Feb 1, 2022 04:31
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LuckyCat posted:I’m all alone, Ftfy.
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Feb 1, 2022 04:52
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gonna download mame and all the roms from daves classics then gonna play quaek
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Feb 1, 2022 05:04
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Holy poo poo Quake is awesome, nothing is gonna beat this
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Feb 1, 2022 05:37
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:my grandma got me the Chumbawumba cd even though she said the baby on the cover is kinda scary and I am gonna blast it from the CD changer my mom got me that tape
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Feb 1, 2022 05:38
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:oh sweet Real Sex is on at 2AM Okay maybe the final segment, oh boy unattractive people spanking each other with riding crops. Well, one of the girls in the on the street segment talked about sucking dick, i can imagine that.
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Feb 1, 2022 06:11
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Time to play Daggerfall with nudity on
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Feb 1, 2022 06:14
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staring at my phone, hoping my grandchildren will call. They don't. I put some dry food in the cat's bowl even though the cat has been dead for six years. I wrap the old army uniform that I pulled out of storage around me as i fall asleep in my rocking chair. The only sound is the ticking of a clock.
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Feb 1, 2022 06:15
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*keeps pushing the 'alt' button on the cable box as this descrambles Cinemax for a second at a time.* "Oh yeah, that's almost a nipple..."
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Buttchocks posted:staring at my phone, hoping my grandchildren will call. They don't. I put some dry food in the cat's bowl even though the cat has been dead for six years. I wrap the old army uniform that I pulled out of storage around me as i fall asleep in my rocking chair. The only sound is the ticking of a clock. We would call if it wasn't an SS uniform.....
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Feb 1, 2022 06:18
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Me and my Blast Corps
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Me and my Blast Corps
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Feb 1, 2022 06:38
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Grading papers and prepping dinner for the return of my wife, to whom I've been married for 8 years.
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Feb 1, 2022 06:42
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Genesplicer posted:Grading papers and prepping dinner for the return of my wife, to whom I've been married for 8 years. just pass me
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Feb 1, 2022 06:44
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I realized i'm 20 at this point so I'm probably having my friends over with pizzas, chips, cookies, pop and beer and we're watching 3 movies are probably a combination of russ meyer, kung fu, kaiju, blacksploitation or sexploitation movie. Maybe some Troma if any are left at the really cool video store.
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Feb 1, 2022 07:11
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Jerk my weinus and microwave blank cds
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Feb 1, 2022 07:53
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Probably drink some mt dew and play some everquest 
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Feb 1, 2022 07:59
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I just graduated high school so I'm going to get drunk alone and watch the x-files.
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Feb 1, 2022 08:04
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Guess I’ll fill out an application to go back to college for another 4 years, it’s better than getting a job.
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Lemme just pause FFVII so I can call some buddies to see if we’re playing Deadlands or Rifts tonight. Oh, we’re not? Okay, I’mma just play some Wizardry VII on my IBM PS/2 until it’s time to fall asleep watching TNG.
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Feb 1, 2022 08:51
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I have an 18 year old nude redhead mormon technical virgin tied to the coffee table in my apartment. I'm 27.
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Feb 1, 2022 09:16
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Gonna play simcity instead of homework.
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Feb 1, 2022 09:46
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Tuggin till my balls are EMPTY and it hurts to bust, and then maybe one more tug.  Except I'll probably smoke some weed too.
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I'm in 4th grade. I just lost two dogs two months apart, the first I've ever lost, and I'm beating the poo poo out of kids to cope because violence is the only thing I know because my home life is real hosed up. At least WCW is kinda good. Or I'm too young and stupid and a huge mark and I don't know any better.
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Feb 1, 2022 13:18
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Listening to the seven minute guitar solo at the end of Smashing Pumpkins “Starla” and mesmerized how every note is just perfect and I’ve never even once smoked a weed.
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Feb 1, 2022 13:35
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I am 7 years old. very irresponsible parenting to leave me unsupervised time to play crash bandicoot and stuff junk food in my young mouth
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:oh sweet Real Sex is on at 2AM Wow, the American version of Eurotrash sounds like it loving sucked.
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Feb 1, 2022 13:59
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Nooner posted:Probably drink some mt dew and play some everquest EverQuest won’t be out for another couple years, but I’m stoked for Ultima Online this September!!!
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I was gonna watch tv but Princess Diana died so there’s nothing on apart from weeping proles.
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