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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Listening to the seven minute guitar solo at the end of Smashing Pumpkins “Starla” and mesmerized how every note is just perfect and I’ve never even once smoked a weed.

This is true at any age.

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Nice Tuckpointing!
Nov 3, 2005

Circuit City is selling the letterboxed version of "Contact" on VHS. Time to spend the evening testing the surround sound system dad bought at Costco but we never use because mom hates loud noises.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I'm creating my username for the upcoming somethingawful forums

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Feb 1, 2022

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

les enfants Terrific! posted:

loading up 3d dinosaur adventure and losing my entire loving mind

This title was hype nation, OP.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm 7 and looked up the word 'sex' on Internet Explorer and am too stupid to delete my history so now I have to figure out a lie to tell my dad when he checks.

Yeah I totally meant to type 'six' Dad, I swear...

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Where is everyone? Did I miss the rapture?

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



signalnoise posted:

Time to play Daggerfall with nudity on

:same:

KilGrey
Mar 13, 2005

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow...

I’m skipping school and watching Jerry Springer with my friend on the phone also skipping school and watching Jerry Springer. We are waiting for the school to leave our absence notification on the tape voicemail so we can delete it before our moms get home and know we skipped.

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Treecko posted:

I'm 7 and looked up the word 'sex' on Internet Explorer and am too stupid to delete my history so now I have to figure out a lie to tell my dad when he checks.

Yeah I totally meant to type 'six' Dad, I swear...

Our little numerologist :)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SLAPPERS ONLY

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*rents final fantasy 7 every weekend and spends enough to just buy it*

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i put on bratmobile and light incense so my friensd think ive been smoking weed

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Rents clay fighter from the local blockbuster

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Outrail posted:

Rents clay fighter from the local blockbuster

Ah-uh huh

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Wow, that new Titanic movie has boobs in it!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*loads up usenet to find cheat codes*

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Gonna play some heros of might and magic, see if I can figure out why the game gave my orc ninja a sex change and how that could possibly be relevant to the plot.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

I'm creating my username for the upcoming somethingawful forums

gently caress that, I'm trolling the Space Jam website.

I'm convincing this loser that Lola Bunny is hot.

Haha, what a dork!

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

Treecko posted:

I'm 7 and looked up the word 'sex' on Internet Explorer and am too stupid to delete my history so now I have to figure out a lie to tell my dad when he checks.

Yeah I totally meant to type 'six' Dad, I swear...

I'm a big Red Sox fan, I swear! I mean White Sox! Really just sox in general, love em.

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
we're going on a porn hunt
we're going to watch a gross one
what a beautiful day!
i'm not traumatised

*carefully rewinds the tape back to the position it was in before and puts it back in dad's underwear drawer*

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Feb 3, 2022

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