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My friends and I are planning a trip to an anime convention over skype while we erp our Harry Potter OCs in deviantart's private chatrooms. Someone sends a link with a warning about watching it around our parents. They're not home, so I pause MCR to click it anyway. Soft piano music starts playing, theres two women sucking titties, thats fine, i've seen- what are they doing with that cup? Oh god Oh no
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jerking off while wife is at the piggly wiggly
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Feb 1, 2022 09:19
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I can't wait for all the good games to come out on my $500 playstation 3 console. so apparently Raiden is gonna be a really cool ninja now and Snake is all old and frail. I bet you play as Raiden again. Guess I'll keep trying Kane & Lynch in the meantime.
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Feb 1, 2022 09:27
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Probably dissociating while working on projects and doing some coding for freelance work. There's a bottle of gin next to me. The door is closed even tho no one is home.
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Feb 1, 2022 09:39
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My online boyfriend has finally convinced me to show him my tits on skype, here goes nothing
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Feb 1, 2022 09:43
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Gonna play Transport tycoon instead of geodesy assignments.
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Feb 1, 2022 09:46
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Gonna smoke some weed and play bioshock
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Feb 1, 2022 09:46
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Dad finally finished playing Oblivion so now its my turn, drat look at those gorgeous graphics, it cant get better than this.
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Feb 1, 2022 09:48
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Bismuth posted:My online boyfriend has finally convinced me to show him my tits on skype, here goes nothing Hey uhhh..... Are you single? 
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Feb 1, 2022 12:53
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I'm sitting at home trying not to die from worrying about my spouse in Iraq, the people who keep trying to break in to our house, and whether or not me and my very good dog will survive all the bullshit in my horrible run-down neighborhood. my car is a 1991 dodge spirit. it is a miracle it still runs. it is the only vehicle I have and my bank account is so far into the red that I don't know what to do. I work at uhaul. I get screamed at every single day, threatened with death every single day. Sometimes I consider taking them up on it, but I need the $7.50 an hour so bad that I can't even joke about things like that. gently caress 2007.
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Feb 1, 2022 13:16
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Going to play so much Eve / Wow/ whatever flavor of the month mmo that I won't even know that there hasn't been anybody else in the house for days
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Feb 1, 2022 13:57
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Time to watch some music videos on Vh1.com then play Guitar Hero or jerk off.
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Feb 1, 2022 14:00
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Get up, put in 12 hours at the computer toucher mill, go home and throw another eight at Halo 3, then pass out for ??? hours and get up and do it again. Every five days I get blackout drunk by myself before playing Halo.
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Feb 1, 2022 14:02
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Epic flying is loving 5000g, fortunately I’m the first person on the server with all the scope recipes, time to spam trade channel and smoke a lot of Marlboros.
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Feb 1, 2022 14:14
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Tuggin till my balls are EMPTY and it hurts to bust, and then maybe one more tug.
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Feb 1, 2022 14:47
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I’m all alone, hope I don’t jack off!!
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Feb 1, 2022 15:58
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I do not have a house but I have a dorm room, and I’m loving glad Charlie drowned. Also I read the “not Penny’s boat” spoiler on The Fuselage forums weeks ago. Anyway back to 100%-ing FFXII before my physics final.
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Feb 1, 2022 16:06
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Im gonna suck down some 9% alcohol mixer out of da fridge and play DotA with the boys on VENTRILO
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Feb 1, 2022 16:08
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Gonna order some DVDs on Netflix to watch this weekend and find some cool music to torrent
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Feb 1, 2022 16:14
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*turns on the news *hears more about the forever war in the Middle East "Surely it'll be winding down soon so our boys and girls can come home."
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Feb 1, 2022 16:26
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I'm in 10th or 11th grade and I don't smoke weed yet and I'm playing Battlefield Bad Company II on the Xbox 360 and blasting Smashing Pumpkins from my computer and hanging out with the best dog my family ever had. RIP Hugo.
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Feb 1, 2022 16:45
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I'm either drunk or high or in a band. or all 3.
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Feb 1, 2022 16:47
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*plays with Craigslist kitten* *plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 on one of those little portable Playstations with the flip-up screen*
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Feb 1, 2022 16:49
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Hope and change, baby!
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Feb 1, 2022 16:52
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Playing guitar really loud and annoying the neighbors and my eardrums
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Feb 1, 2022 16:56
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Got a gram of this super bright green weed. The guy I got it from called it "Blueberry". What the hell is this poo poo, it's like ultra weed. it doesn't even have seeds in it.
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Feb 1, 2022 16:58
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Bismuth posted:while we erp our Harry Potter OCs in deviantart's private chatrooms Wyatt ERP
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Feb 1, 2022 17:38
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Alucard posted:Gonna microwave myself some tortilla chips and cheese. Same but 2007
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Feb 1, 2022 17:42
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Vim Fuego posted:Wyatt ERP Lol
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Feb 1, 2022 17:50
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girlfriends cheating on me in texas while im fighting on the frontlines of the Neroimus war.
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Feb 1, 2022 18:38
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Gonna go to blockbuster and get a movie. Hopefully my GF will let me sodomize her later.
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Feb 2, 2022 01:40
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High as hell while my senile dog parks her rear end on my heated floor and farts herself gently to sleep Rip you were the best.
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Feb 2, 2022 01:46
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God, I don't know why this occurred to me, but it is awesome that there's not currently an epidemic sweeping through the world. I can do whatever I want!
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Feb 2, 2022 01:50
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i live under a bridge
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Feb 2, 2022 01:52
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My friend brought a bunch of yaoi hentai comics to school so her dad wont find them, so we smuggle them back to my place since my parents arent home and spend hours poring over them and smoking weed on the futon, life doesnt get better than this
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Feb 2, 2022 01:59
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Is this before or after the orange box is released
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Feb 2, 2022 02:09
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Did I just binge watch all the strong bad emails again? I've got to find a better use of my time
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Feb 2, 2022 02:16
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Time to smoke a ton of weed, go play hockey for a while, then come back and play a bunch of Gunz: The Duel with the high school crew 😎
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Feb 2, 2022 02:17
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Flinger posted:Is this before or after the orange box is released whichever you want, but I sure as hell got the Orange Box in 2007 and got yelled at by boys every time I opened my mouth finally found a server called 'furry pound' or something where i could play in peace while also not getting in trouble for setting up teleporters that pointed directly at a wall I'd sprayed goatse onto
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Poopin with the door wide open woooo
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