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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
How nude have you had needed to be?

Ive been shirt off with a bottle of water. Thats my max.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fully clothed, standing.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
if i'm naked then the space between my bunghole and the toiletwater is Ypres and it's a very bad time

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I prefer to eliminate all unecessarys.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Do diapers count as clothes?

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Ripping my skin off nude, OP.

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Greg of Doom posted:

How nude have you had needed to be?

Ive been shirt off with a bottle of water. Thats my max.

Where is the bottle of water in this configuration?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve been all the way nude if I’m doing it before getting in the shower, otherwise I just drop trou.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

mkvltra posted:

Where is the bottle of water in this configuration?

Re-hydrating me

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I cut a perfectly-sized hole in my pants to ensure maximum rear end coverage at all times, thereby avoiding contracting VD from the toilet seat. Grandpa taught me well.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I prefer other people to be naked when i take a poo poo tbh

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Greg of Doom posted:

Re-hydrating me

be honest

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Its half a bottle of water on the bathroom counter from the last time I was using the toilet drinking a bottle of water and left it there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

i poop out my rear end

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Fully nude. Supine. Turgid.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
I shake my rear end left and right as hard as I can to get all the turds out

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

my digestive system is 100% efficient and haven't taken a poo poo in years

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

I'm usually fully-nude, down on all fours, in the bathtub OP.

Greg of Doom posted:

Re-hydrating me

That's a new one, I like ur style tho

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Me on the toilet: Ah jeez, get the hell out of there you idiots!

Capilarean
Apr 10, 2009
So naked I even bare my teeth.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Brain prolapsing.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I have a hard time pooping without my pants or underwear around my ankles. somehow I trained myself to spread my feet apart and feel the strain of the clothes around my ankles as some sort of cue for the defecating process. if I don't get that feeling than I'm not going to be able to push the poop out of my anus with maximum efficiency.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Naked except tophat and cane.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i strap into my poo centrifuge wearing nothing but ski goggles.

Kyro
Aug 1, 2021

I sang Bye Bye Bye
and all I got was this
STUPID AVATAR

I always strip nude, then shower the filth off of me after defecation.

I do this at home, at other people's homes, and public restrooms.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




As a professional poo poo taker I prefer to take off my shirt.

Since I'm typically straining on the toilet for like 20 minutes at least, I tend to get pretty sweaty.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Shirt, pants, socks, underwear completely off. Shoes, hat, and sunglasses ON

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

everything off except underwear, still pulled up

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
0% nude. the feces are extracted from the underpants manually and delicately placed in the bowl to ensure complete containment

A Scary Little Dog
Mar 12, 2006

YIP YIP MOTHERFUCKER
completely and utterly nude, like I am right this moment

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Capilarean posted:

So naked I even bare my teeth.

:lol:

Dr.D-O
Jan 3, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I always take all my clothes off.

Consequently, I don't defecate in public washrooms unless absolutely necessary.

I am a certified mentally ill person, though.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


I refuse to ingest any fiber and so have to have it all removed surgically once a week, i insist on being fully clothed through the operation though so thos perv quacks cant get their sick jollies off

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
While nude, an expert team of surgeons carefully remove my entire lower intestine and colon, replacing it with a fresh donor set taken from primates.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I don't take off any of my clothes but I have modified my towel rack to hold my special pooping trench coat and fedora so they're always at the ready.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I poo poo into one of those vacuum tubes like at the bank and it sucks my turds….somewhere??!!

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Depends on the severity of the poo poo. Clothes worn is proportional to dookie back-up.

I got a little foot stool for making GBS threads and I haven't poo poo naked since tho.

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

The whole point of having a bathroom at home is to poo poo nude. Y’all have permission

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I walk around nude and only put on my making GBS threads suit when it's time to make a deposit

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