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CMD598 posted:America failed to take the appropriate steps at the right time and will thus will slowly fade from relevance and most likely collapse into a series of smaller states. I give it about 15-20 years max, in 10 the decline will be obvious and undeniable as you'll slowly start noticing certain products and brands disappear from continent wide distribution or literally become unaffordable (honestly already happening, just putting a V8 in a wrangler makes it worth $100k apparently lmao). If this whole Russia/Ukraine thing goes tits up and we end up getting dick slapped it'll happen even faster as all our defensive arrangements start looking like hollow promises by paper tigers and the MIC grinds to a screeching halt. No one will ever directly attack us due to our vast nuclear arsenal so we'll just sit here at home until we die. If anything we or the successor states will remain relevant for that alone
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Parrotine posted:Oh baby do I have the cookie for you My god, we've finally done it
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Lib and let die posted:It's 2035, and all across America, Amazon Habitation Clusters dot the landscape. At 5:30AM, your Amazon Alexa-enabled SmartBed gently transitions you from sleep to wake (joke's on Alexa - you've never had a good night's sleep since you signed on to work for them). Softly, music starts to play as the lights slowly increase in intensity, mimicking the rising sun in order to take full advantage of your circadian rhythm to wake you up as comfortably as possible. "Alexa," you stammer "read my my schedule for the day," only half-listening to the soothing, digital voice's response as your run your officially licensed Amazon SmileMaker toothbrush over your fuzzy morning teeth. Small goods packaging line today. You notice your teeth aren't quite as clean as you'd like them after rinsing, and instruct Alexa to have a fresh one requested for your unit. "Sure," the digital voice responds, with algorithmic friendliness, "I'll deduct 250 SmileCoins from your wallet and your new Amazon SmileMaker will be here by the time your shift is over. Can I help you with anything else at this time?" You respond back affirming that no, your normal morning cup of coffee will suffice, and you step in the shower another 25 SmileCoins poorer for your daily hit of that black gold. It's quite a steal, really - knowing a cup of Whole Foods's best Colombian blend is waiting for you after your shower has become a comfort, and you get it at a premium since you're on contract with Amazon. This sounds pretty good considering the other internet-predicted future of total civilization collapse
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