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Come hither, Theodore! I've a notion where Father hid the bawdy woodcuts and spirits!
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Mother and father are gone… time to read the Italian by Anne radcliffe
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Oh my gosh. I'm in a castle. It's the first time I've seen such wonders. I hug one of the castle dogs. It is a good dog. Also I eat something for the first time in three days. I accidentally fall asleep in the king's bed. I'll probably die for it but its fine, at least its a bed.
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Feb 2, 2022 04:19
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.... Huh? Where'd everyone go? Did I miss a memo? *Hears cannon fire outside. Eyes slowly settle on a note that reads, 'Napoleon is coming soon! GET THE gently caress OUT!'* Oh poo poo, that's today!?
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Feb 2, 2022 04:31
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I’m all alone, hope I don’t jack off!!
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Feb 2, 2022 04:42
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"IM GAY" I shout into the empty great hall
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Feb 2, 2022 04:47
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Feb 2, 2022 04:50
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Sitting on the throne buck naked. Maybe see how difficult it is to tug on it while wearing a suit or armor.
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Feb 2, 2022 04:50
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Full Metal Jackass posted:"IM GAY" I shout into the empty great hall *The servants, carefully hidden down in the scullery so as not to attract undue attention, breathe out a sigh of relief. Tonight, the lord of the castle is happy. Perhaps that means there shan't be floggings*
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Feb 2, 2022 04:51
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Im going to strip down from 10 layers of clothing to only 3, live a little
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Feb 2, 2022 04:52
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drat it, where is my urine taster?! How am I supposed to know if my diabetes is acting up, huh?
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Feb 2, 2022 05:05
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*smokes ye old weed*
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Feb 2, 2022 05:09
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Whos turn is it to gently caress the dragon? Just asking.
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Feb 2, 2022 05:12
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It's only a model
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Feb 2, 2022 05:18
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loving mason guild is demanding ANOTHER wage increase!!!!! how the gently caress is there THIS MUCH MAINTENANCE on this piece of poo poo???
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Feb 2, 2022 05:18
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*Sigh* better hurry up and kidnap a baby for my three spoiled and perpetually horny wives to feast on when they get back
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Feb 2, 2022 05:22
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Feb 2, 2022 05:22
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people here acting like 1807 is the middle ages or something - me in a castle in 1807
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Feb 2, 2022 05:48
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Gets ye flask.
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Jabberlock posted:people here acting like 1807 is the middle ages or something *Nods* Yeah, we really need to consider the- *Is interrupted by more cannonfire* GODDAMN IT, there's that Napoleon again!
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Feb 2, 2022 06:03
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gently caress where is my loving butler? Fuuuuuuck! Now i have to walk MILES THROUGH THIS HAUNTED PIECE OF poo poo to get some loving ale. Oh, NO-ONE's here? gently caress! This castle needs like 50 peasants to keep it running, I don't even know most of their names. I honestly have no idea where the ale even is i normally just ring this bell and shout for ale. The only way my day could get any worse is if my horrible neighbour William Cavendish-Bentinck, 3rd Duke of Portland, wins the general election. He better loving not or I am going to totally gently caress with that invasion of Buenos Aires coming up, that will show everyone what an idiot shithead ol' Bent Willy Portland is.
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Feb 2, 2022 06:06
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dangerstepp posted:Sitting on the throne buck naked. its normal to poop naked its just comfortable
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*Hears the doorbell* Oh, hey, my DoorDash is here! *Opens the door, but instead of a delivery guy, it's the entire French imperial army* .... Goddamn it, Napoleon, you got me again.
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Feb 2, 2022 07:44
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“Just take those old records off the shelf…”
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Just here breeding medusa heads and hiding broaster chicken in the walls until another Belmont strolls through
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Full Metal Jackass posted:"IM GAY" I shout into the empty great hall "GAY GAY GAY gay gay gay gay ga g g g"
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Feb 2, 2022 10:02
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HOPE NO GHOSTS WATCH ME WANK.
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Sneaking into Merlin's office to steal his hat and ride it up and down with my rear end
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Feb 2, 2022 10:07
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darling, the parapets - we must go posthaste and use my dick like a puppet to confuse the invaders
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I must hold down the fort, lest it blow away.
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Feb 2, 2022 10:18
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I'm cross-stitching dicks on all the tapestries
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Captain Splendid posted:I must hold down the fort, lest it blow away. fear not, madame. my golden balls can hold this fort down until my father returns with his platinum balls. for now, rest sweetly my dear, we have yet a fortnight until his return
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Feb 2, 2022 10:27
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:drat it, where is my urine taster?! How am I supposed to know if my diabetes is acting up, huh? The Queen has gone to stay with her mother-in-law, and who can blame her.
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Feb 2, 2022 10:51
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With all this fat cash I’m raking in from the capture, enslavement, and sale of human beings I can really begin sprucing this place up.
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Feb 2, 2022 12:11
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*sees a woman with exposed ankles* *cums*
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Feb 2, 2022 12:27
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I'm going to commission the best artist in town to live sketch some filth for me to bate to
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Feb 2, 2022 12:30
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Finally time for my PhD in history to shine ~*fartz*~
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm going to commission the best artist in town to live sketch some filth for me to bate to Joke's on you, the only artist available works in stained glass.
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