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Clammy D’s World Food Emporium Diner Experience Well you guys, turns out Clammy D’s sick drops and ill flows have moistened enough panties and sold enough albums to open a chain of diners. Clammy D’s investment banker (still keepin it hood) suggested some strategic investment and franchise ventures with Clammys fat stacks, and you are fortunate enough to be at the grand opening of the egg his raps laid. Menu: Beenie Weenies 10.99 Noodles Doodles 11.99 Gluten free tuna sandwich 23.00 Half loaf white bread 4.99 Glass of warm milk 3.99 Glass of water Free (ice is $.45 extra) 40 oz malt liquor 14.99 *we do NOT have clams So, what’ll ya be havin matey, or will ya be walkin the plank? 
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Feb 2, 2022 19:49
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I will take the plank OP.
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Feb 2, 2022 20:00
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I will take the plank OP. 
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Feb 2, 2022 20:03
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I'll have the clams, please
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Feb 2, 2022 20:44
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water, no ice. I live in the United States, can't afford a dentist, teeth sensitive to cold.
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Feb 2, 2022 20:48
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'll have the clams, please I’ll have what he’s having.
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Feb 2, 2022 21:04
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Was the warm milk previously kept chilled for food safety and then you warm it up or was it like kept on a windowsill for weeks or something
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Feb 2, 2022 21:04
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You got any of them moistened panties left?
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Feb 2, 2022 21:08
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Yes I would like a cheeseburger and fries
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Feb 2, 2022 21:10
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Just pretend I already made all the Doobie references
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Feb 2, 2022 21:13
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I want the egg
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Feb 2, 2022 21:18
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ill take a side order of beenie weenies and a glass of ice
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Feb 2, 2022 21:28
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I'll have the usual
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Feb 2, 2022 21:30
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I’ll have what he’s having. WE. DONT. HAVE. CLAMS! 
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Feb 2, 2022 23:14
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numberoneposter posted:ill take a side order of beenie weenies and a glass of ice Alright I’ll send a waiter over. They all are wearing starter jackets and acid washed jeans. The beenie weenies are an entree only and all the ice comes with water, but I’ll see if we can send out some extra napkins for you to pour the water out into. 
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Feb 2, 2022 23:16
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:WE. DONT. HAVE. CLAMS! that's not what your mom said  she served me mussels, so technically correct, but they were very well prepared and I would order again
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Feb 2, 2022 23:16
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Lucky Guy posted:I'll have the usual NO SALADS!
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Feb 2, 2022 23:18
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uno clam, por favor
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Feb 2, 2022 23:18
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:NO SALADS! your mom also said that and then i hosed her
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Feb 2, 2022 23:21
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no clams? how about scallops? oysters? any bivalve mollusks at all?
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Feb 2, 2022 23:25
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Lucky Guy posted:that's not what your mom said The only mussels we have here are the bouncer’s. I’ll send him right over. 
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Feb 2, 2022 23:27
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in that case ill take a half an ice water and half a warm milk
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Feb 2, 2022 23:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The only mussels we have here are the bouncer’s. I’ll send him right over. hosed him too
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Feb 2, 2022 23:29
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numberoneposter posted:in that case ill take a half an ice water and half a warm milk NO HALF ORDERS, NO SHARING ORDERS! If we catch you sharing we come over and reach in your mouth and pull the food out. 
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Feb 2, 2022 23:40
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Waiter, can you tell me more about the "doodles" aspect of the Noodle Doodles?
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Feb 2, 2022 23:43
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mkvltra posted:Waiter, can you tell me more about the "doodles" aspect of the Noodle Doodles? We make the noodles and then toss them with doodles (which are NOT clams, mussels, or oysters). 
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Feb 2, 2022 23:45
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Oh so like the clams just haven't been delivered yet?
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Feb 2, 2022 23:46
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garçon 👏👏 One Water.... Extra Ice.
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Feb 2, 2022 23:46
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:We make the noodles and then toss them with doodles (which are NOT clams, mussels, or oysters). No, you're the manager. I thought you were the manager? Anyway, is the gluten-free tuna sandwich served on gluten-free bread or like some weird lettuce crap?
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Feb 2, 2022 23:50
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hell astro course posted:garçon 👏👏 One Water.... Extra Ice. They’re going to have to bring you two waters with ice srry. That’ll be 90 cents.
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Feb 2, 2022 23:55
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i'll have the beenie weenies, hold the weenies, a tuna sandwich but only the bottom half, and instead of warming the milk can you warm the malt liquor? i'll just have a 12oz though, i'm driving, thanks.
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Feb 2, 2022 23:55
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh so like the clams just haven't been delivered yet? No, it’s a licensing thing. This isn’t technically a restaurant, it’s “entertainment”  ,and clammy D wants royalties for each shellfish reference, and the local franchise owner doesn’t want to pony up so here we are.  . Clammy D just here for his appearance fee.
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Feb 3, 2022 00:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:NO HALF ORDERS, NO SHARING ORDERS! If we catch you sharing we come over and reach in your mouth and pull the food out.
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Feb 3, 2022 00:03
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No, it’s a licensing thing. This isn’t technically a restaurant, it’s “entertainment” So... Maybe some clams by dinner service?
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Feb 3, 2022 00:04
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This better be the best tasting 40oz of malt liquor in the world.
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Feb 3, 2022 00:06
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numberoneposter posted:IT SAYS HALF LOAF OF BREAD RIGHT ON THE MENU!!!!! It’s a FULL ORDER of a HALF LOAF. Who in the HECK eats a FULL LOAF of sliced white bread? 
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Feb 3, 2022 00:09
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pro starcraft loser posted:This better be the best tasting 40oz of malt liquor in the world. It’s like 3 and 1/3 beers, clam down.
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Feb 3, 2022 00:10
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So... Maybe some clams by dinner service? NO CLAMS!
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Feb 3, 2022 00:11
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hey i saw the sign and figured they must have clams, so i am here for some clams than kyou
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Feb 3, 2022 00:18
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BONER X posted:hey i saw the sign and figured they must have clams, so i am here for some clams than kyou WELL YOU loving THOUGHT WRONG! Sorry sorry I don’t know what came over Clammy, all this fame is super stressful. What has Clammy become? 
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Feb 3, 2022 00:28
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