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Uh, so I brought some clams of my own, can you cook them for me?
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what kind of accoutrements accompany the half loaf of white bread?
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Feb 3, 2022 00:48
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numberoneposter posted:what kind of accoutrements accompany the half loaf of white bread? You already ordered a half water yeah?  Dunk the bread in that! 
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Feb 3, 2022 01:50
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OP I have a groupon for the grand opening of my rear end and you're invited if you promise not to make it weird.
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Feb 3, 2022 02:01
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yeah uh I'll have the uhhhh.... The uhhh... Oh man, can you come back I need more time to decide
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Feb 3, 2022 02:21
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OP, there’s a fly in my soup!
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Feb 3, 2022 02:44
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:OP, there’s a fly in my soup! Lol we don’t have soup moran. 
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Feb 3, 2022 10:41
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mkvltra posted:No, you're the manager. I thought you were the manager? Anyway, is the gluten-free tuna sandwich served on gluten-free bread or like some weird lettuce crap? There are honestly quite a lot of open questions about the tuna sandwich. 
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Feb 3, 2022 10:44
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How are the clams tonight?
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Feb 3, 2022 12:57
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OP, I would like to hire your business to cater for the Clamlovers Club forty year anniversary clambake.
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Feb 3, 2022 13:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol we don’t have soup moran. My Water with Ice was served in a bowl which makes it a soup, does it not? Sir, I’m beginning to think you may not know the first drat thing about running a restaurant!
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Feb 3, 2022 13:26
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:There are honestly quite a lot of open questions about the tuna sandwich. That's not reassuring. Check, please.
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Feb 3, 2022 13:29
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what are the specials?
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Feb 3, 2022 23:46
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pro starcraft loser posted:This better be the best tasting 40oz of malt liquor in the world. You got lucky.
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Feb 3, 2022 23:58
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gimme one of everthing...to go
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Feb 4, 2022 00:51
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I have a clam allergy, is there anything on the menu that'll be safe for me to order?
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Feb 4, 2022 01:03
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Did anyone say grand opening of your mom yet? If not, dibs on your mom
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Feb 4, 2022 01:11
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hi i'd like to report this clam please
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Feb 4, 2022 01:12
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My Water with Ice was served in a bowl which makes it a soup, does it not? I’m going to fire the chef who made that. Do you know any good chefs (versed in doodles and weenies)?
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Feb 4, 2022 02:00
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numberoneposter posted:what are the specials? Well uh, funny you should ask, we have a combination plate that is noodles and beans for $8.99 now. Ask for combination plate number #1. 
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Feb 4, 2022 02:06
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Guildenstern Mother posted:I have a clam allergy, is there anything on the menu that'll be safe for me to order? We have a gluten free tuna sandwich if that wets your whistle. 
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Feb 4, 2022 02:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Well uh, funny you should ask, we have a combination plate that is noodles and beans for $8.99 now. Ask for combination plate number #1. Does that have clams? I have an allergy.
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Feb 4, 2022 02:12
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Uh, so I brought some clams of my own, can you cook them for me? Sir, please step on over to the dance dance revolution machine. Alright now play level one. Mmmmm hmmmm “schlackalakakaka clicky clacky, I hear those clams in your cargo pockets” *puts on clamming boots, stomps your clams to pieces on the floor* NO CLAMS! 
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Feb 4, 2022 02:37
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sir, please step on over to the dance dance revolution machine. Alright now play level one. Mmmmm hmmmm “schlackalakakaka clicky clacky, I hear those clams in your cargo pockets” That is a...unique... Preparation for clams but I'll try anything once. I'll just get started on the yelp review while I'm down here on the floor with my Clam Tenders
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Feb 4, 2022 03:24
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Thinkin' bout thos clams
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Feb 4, 2022 03:31
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:That is a...unique... Preparation for clams but I'll try anything once. I'll just get started on the yelp review while I'm down here on the floor with my Clam Tenders Sounds like maybe you need to go on down to Clam Jumper fella.  I mean claim jumper, DO YOU SEE WHAT THE FAME IS DOING TO MEEEE! 
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Feb 4, 2022 03:46
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I'll have the clam weenies, clam noodles, a clam sandwich, clam bread, clam milk, clam water with clam cubes, and clam liquor. With clams on the side.
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Feb 4, 2022 05:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m going to fire the chef who made that. Do you know any good chefs (versed in doodles and weenies)? Oh thank goodness. As a Very Important Customer, the one thing that brightens my otherwise cheerless existence is seeing service workers fired. Good to know you are learning something about the Real World, Mr. Clam!
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Feb 4, 2022 10:37
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Lemme get some of that molt likker. Always follow the blueprint.
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Feb 4, 2022 11:02
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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I'll have the zuppa di vongole.
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Feb 4, 2022 12:48
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ballistics statistics posted:Lemme get some of that molt likker. Nice nice nice. *yells back in kitchen* “hey boys we finally made some fuckin money!”A waiter will be right out to tilt your head back and pour good customer! Get ready to glug! 
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Feb 4, 2022 13:13
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gleebster posted:I'll have the zuppa di vongole. We uh, were all out or something. 
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Feb 4, 2022 13:14
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OP failed to respond to my organization's request. So we will be seeking another clam-themed business to host our clam-free clambake.
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Feb 4, 2022 13:18
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Oh thank goodness. As a Very Important Customer, the one thing that brightens my otherwise cheerless existence is seeing service workers fired. Good to know you are learning something about the Real World, Mr. Clam! Lol turns out I fired the wrong guy too. Our dishwasher was out back breeding pit bulls in the alley but now he’s been promoted to bread handler! 
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Feb 4, 2022 13:21
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I sharted myself can I have extra napkins
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Feb 4, 2022 13:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol turns out I fired the wrong guy too. Our dishwasher was out back breeding pit bulls in the alley but now he’s been promoted to bread handler! Well I certainly hope he washes his hands before making any gluten free tuna sandwiches! Dogs are full of gluten!
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Feb 4, 2022 14:18
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Well I certainly hope he washes his hands before making any gluten free tuna sandwiches! Dogs are full of gluten! I tried to show him how to wash his hands a couple of times but he’s not very good at it. I can’t make him, Clammy D ain’t no fascist. From bred to bread ya know? 
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Feb 5, 2022 04:51
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Hey could you please inform your staff that I will be paying with a Groupon and intend to only tip on the post-coupon total? Also, I am a Yelp top 1000 reviewer so they’d better not think of slacking off on the service.
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Feb 5, 2022 08:22
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:We uh, were all out or something. Palourdes en cocotte then.
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gleebster posted:Palourdes en cocotte then. Dude you’re not very good at rapping, I know you tried to spit a couple bars but I can’t even understand what you’re saying. This isn’t the spot for an audition homie just keepin it trill.
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