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there is no way that buck toothed huckster charlatan son of a bitch could have seen his shadow, the sun wasn't even visible, unless he had some lackey bastard shine a flashlight behind him. gently caress that horrid rat villain of low cunning
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the trick of the whole thing is he shows up six weeks before winter ends so it doesnt matter what happens pretty sneaky
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Feb 3, 2022 02:15
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You shut your goddam mouth
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Zippy the Bummer posted:there is no way that buck toothed huckster charlatan son of a bitch could have seen his shadow, the sun wasn't even visible, unless he had some lackey bastard shine a flashlight behind him. gently caress that horrid rat villain of low cunning https://voca.ro/15kyZVxP2FzH
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Feb 3, 2022 02:24
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ground hog is a bitch made beaver who can't swim or make a wood house and has a poo poo tail for idiots.
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I was walking in the woods one day and a groundhog was in a tree and it fell out of the tree with a THUD when i passed by its tree and ran away as fat as its paws could haul its fat rear end to a nearby hole in the earth and it scared the hell out of me. That is my groundhog story
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Feb 3, 2022 02:29
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lol
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Feb 3, 2022 02:30
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I don't know if you guys knew this but it's called a Whistle Pig
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Jaffa, kree
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We had a ground hog living underneath my shed for a long enough time that I thought it would be cute to put a little mailbox in front of the shed for him but then I stopped seeing him so I think a coyote may have gotten him 
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Zippy the Bummer posted:there is no way that buck toothed huckster charlatan son of a bitch could have seen his shadow, the sun wasn't even visible, unless he had some lackey bastard shine a flashlight behind him. gently caress that horrid rat villain of low cunning Noblesse Obliged posted:You shut your goddam mouth Lmao
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Feb 3, 2022 03:50
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Droundhog gay
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poundhog
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EorayMel posted:I was walking in the woods one day and a groundhog was in a tree and it fell out of the tree with a THUD when i passed by its tree and ran away as fat as its paws could haul its fat rear end to a nearby hole in the earth and it scared the hell out of me. Sounds like that was actually a tree hog.
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he's not even a hog
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you fucker
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How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
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Feb 3, 2022 05:44
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I also spend days grinding my hog lol
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you fucker op
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Feb 3, 2022 05:44
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or as the french would say, "op le fuckeur"
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That motherfucker owes me money and I know I AIN'T GETTING THAT poo poo BACK
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Knormal posted:How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
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What if you shot the groundhog before it could see it's shadow?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What if you shot the groundhog before it could see it's shadow? people would probably be upset
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Help 30-50 groundhogs dug up my pumpkin patch and keep predicting different weather!!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Help 30-50 groundhogs dug up my pumpkin patch and keep predicting different weather!! tornadoes are formed by a group of groundhogs working together to alternate temperatures and air pressure in a small area. Hurricanes are formed by the Groundhog King, a sort of collective organism made out of all of the smartest groundhogs in the world. There has, historically, only been one, but there are theories that this may have changed.
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Grounfhog is just a total bitchmade fake rear end sonic loving groundhog cant go fastc st all!!!!!!
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I still have not seen that movie, but I have enough monotonous, unpleasant, repetitive situations in my life already.
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Gregoire posted:I still have not seen that movie, but I have enough monotonous, unpleasant, repetitive situations in my life already. Bill Murray actually tries a bit, a small miracle, but still gets upstaged by Tobolowsky.
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We had a groundhog that lived under our back shed. We didn't want him digging under the garage, so we got a live capture trap and baited it with a big slice of muss melon. He got trapped in it, so we drove the trap and him out in the woods and let him go. He seemed distressed at first, but then he turned his attention to the melon and just chowed on that while we were driving him. When we put the trap on the ground and opened the door he shot like a rocket out of it and ran into the woods with just one backwards glance towards us.     
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TIP posted:people would probably be upset Not if winter ended.
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