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Who are you calling pinhead
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Feb 3, 2022 05:44
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When they said come back to my place for a little head, this is not what I thought they meant!
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Feb 3, 2022 05:46
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Zil posted:When they said come back to my place for a little head, this is not what I thought they meant! 
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Feb 3, 2022 05:47
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*puts on Groucho Marx glasses and mustache combo*
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Feb 3, 2022 05:53
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*removes glasses stolen from a Ken doll in an exasperated manner* You're charging me how much for a haircut?
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Feb 3, 2022 06:02
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if u think my head looks bad lemme tell you about my BALLS!!
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Feb 3, 2022 06:04
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Boy I sure do love being a head that's been shrunken down to the size of a grapefruit.
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Feb 3, 2022 06:06
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*in a hot tub with two totally hot chicks* Looks like I might be in over my head
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Feb 3, 2022 06:07
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*being the one facing backwards on a big bosomed voodoo lady's necklace. *muffled* It's a living.
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Yes, my brain is the size of a marble, but even I know you can save a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*being the one facing backwards on a big bosomed voodoo lady's necklace. As a shrunken head I don't approve of this appropriation of my culture. We're only from the Amazon!
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Feb 3, 2022 07:28
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What?! It's just cold in here ok
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I have a shrunken mohawk and skateboard also
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Feb 3, 2022 08:18
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Alpha, Shrunken-Head Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of shrunken-head teenagers with ATTITUDE. (In this version Zordon's a regular-sized head in a big mason jar)
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Literally A Person posted:*in a hot tub with two totally hot chicks* Lol I bet you’d tug your collar too because you’d have a tshirt on but not just for comedic effect (lactating manboobs)
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im gay *cums*
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My head may be small but I got a REALLY HUGE neck.
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Feb 5, 2022 09:47
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Birthday present from wife: another loving little hat.
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BigBadSteve posted:Birthday present from wife: another loving little hat. heh
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Feb 6, 2022 22:59
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Well the full Windsor was a mistake *keeps bumping into everything*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj_inlzsDhQ
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they made a movie about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucILiZBHpo
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hotdog feet posted:they made a movie about this heh
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(The protagonist puts me in a box when his mom walks in so she doesnt find out he has a talking shrunken head. I start shaking and rattling around inside the box) Me: (philly accent) hey! Hey! Who turned out the lights? hellooo?!?! Mom: Bobby, do you hear something? Bobby: uhh, must be the tv downstairs mom! Gotta jet! (He grabs the box and hastily runs past her) Mom: but the tv’s not on…. I just don’t understand that boy sometimes
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I've heard of grape nuts, but this is ridiculous!
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hotdog feet posted:they made a movie about this 
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