gently caress your creative titles. Lampard is back! Not in pog form however. Hes taken over noted poo poo club for wankers Everton, who are known for giving managers time. Personally this couldn't be greater for me as I want both him and Everton to fail horribly... The Transfer window is shut! Did your team get who they wanted? Arsenal sold or loaned out all their players (or literally paid one to gently caress off) and now have no attack force besides Saka who's back is already starting to give way under the pressure of carrying that team, he scored Arsenal's only goal throughout January. Also noted up and coming star Mason Greenwood was arrested on being a loving scumbag. Oh yeah also theres a league going on  City winning the league, well I never...
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So even after getting that table image I actually didnt see where Everton were
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Newcastle's next match is at home to Everton lol
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Lampard in a relegation fight is extremely good They've got Leeds the weekend after next which should be fun.
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It's occurred to me that Joey Barton, who has multiple convictions for assault, including against his own team mates, has played more professional games (and managed more professional teams) than all the out, gay players in Britain combined. Of course by "all" I mean "Literally just Justin Fashanu" because Thomas Hitzlsperger and that one journeyman in the lower leagues whose name I can't remember both came out after their careers ended. It's almost better for your career to rape a woman than to have consensual sex with a man (and yes I know about the accusations against Fashanu, but they came after he retired). There's something deeply, deeply wrong at a fundamental level with football and they can have all the pink laces and rainbow armbands in the world and it won't change it. e: Just realised this was meant to go in the feral thread but gently caress it. goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Feb 3, 2022 |
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Feb 3, 2022 13:02
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Jose posted:Newcastle's next match is at home to Everton lol Big ups the Toffees imo.
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Feb 3, 2022 13:36
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I know both are relatively unlikely but I hope Liverpool win the league and Frank Lampard gets relegated
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Will be interesting to see if a 4th manager in a row will think he's shite while terminally online fans still claim he's the next Messi or some poo poo.
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TheRat posted:Will be interesting to see if a 4th manager in a row will think he's shite while terminally online fans still claim he's the next Messi or some poo poo. Who? E oh Donny
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Yeah, Van De Beek has this absurd online cult following where people act as if he's the best player at the club and everyone is just being mean holding him back, whereas in reality he's been far from good enough any time he's gotten playtime.
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Same thing with Minamino - "just gotta get him the ball and he'll get there!" they cry out as he blunders chance after chance
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Slotducks posted:Same thing with Minamino - "just gotta get him the ball and he'll get there!" they cry out as he blunders chance after chance Minamino has been better than VDB.
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Flashbacks to 'why isn't nketiah starting every game' every time Bamford failed to get a hat trick
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Why can’t Nolan get in the England side?
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TheRat posted:Yeah, Van De Beek has this absurd online cult following where people act as if he's the best player at the club and everyone is just being mean holding him back, whereas in reality he's been far from good enough any time he's gotten playtime. I think it's more the thing where he was bought as a £40m first-team transfer as someone who was well-rated at Ajax, and then was immediately relegated to Michael Owen status without getting much of a chance if he's poo poo and piss and not cut out for the PL then who the gently caress scouted and paid for him and furthermore, can we beat them with shoes
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FullLeatherJacket posted:who the gently caress scouted and paid for him and furthermore, can we beat them with shoes 
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Has easy ed got another job lined up yet or do we have to wait for his inevitable stint as chairman of the EFL
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the sex ghost posted:Has easy ed got another job lined up yet or do we have to wait for his inevitable stint as chairman of the EFL unless I missed a new development "consultancy
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the sex ghost posted:Has easy ed got another job lined up yet or do we have to wait for his inevitable stint as chairman of the EFL Think he made like £5mil a year so he's probably gonna sit on a boat in the south of france for a while
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the sex ghost posted:Has easy ed got another job lined up yet or do we have to wait for his inevitable stint as chairman of the EFL He’s going to Raith Rovers
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woodward may be one of the more contemptible characters of english football, which is saying a lot since they're at best huge idiots and at worst actual rapists
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You just know his chest hair goes straight into His neck beard with no break.
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https://twitter.com/johnspacemuller/status/1490993768308576260 Lol 
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And that's The Burnley Way e: Also lol that you can tell the effects of two individual players at West Ham - left-central midfield is The Rice Zone where none dare tread, then behind it is The Creswell Chasm where you can just do what you want. goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Feb 8, 2022 |
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Feb 8, 2022 15:56
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goddamnedtwisto posted:And that's The Burnley Way lol, now I want to see all of the nicknames for the various areas on the pitch for each team
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sticksy posted:lol, now I want to see all of the nicknames for the various areas on the pitch for each team The Trent Zone is pretty apparent on the Liverpool one.
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The City one having a void where Harry Kane should be, and the Spurs one having a bigger void where Kane should be but he has to drop back too much for service is good.
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Total Meatlove posted:The City one having a void where Harry Kane should be, and the Spurs one having a bigger void where Kane should be but he has to drop back too much for service is good. Tbf Spurs' big void is their Trophy Cabinet
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paddyboat posted:The Trent Zone is pretty apparent on the Liverpool one. aka Mothercare
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Total Meatlove posted:The City one having a void where Harry Kane should be, and the Spurs one having a bigger void where Kane should be but he has to drop back too much for service is good. Do City really have a void? They control every important area of the pitch that they can. They've got more control in front of the box than Chelsea or Liverpool or the rest of the top 6. Unless the opposition keeper and center backs are non-existent, I don't think any team is getting more touches in the opposing team's box than the opposing team. I bet Kane wouldn't change City's map at all.
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Eric Cantonese posted:They've got more control in front of the box They have now Mendy's been caught
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:They have now Mendy's been caught 
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:They have now Mendy's been caught 
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