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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I'm about to spend $40 buying an immersion blender for two of my friends, with a combined age of 80+, who have been together for over 5 years, own a home, have no children and almost certainly pull down over $100,000 a year in salary.

And this is not the first time, why on earth do stable home-owning adults in long term relationships feel like their friends owe them towels for signing some paperwork?



Why the gently caress would you expect someone to buy this for you at age 50?

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

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Wedge Regret
Rich people problems.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't have any friends

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I love waffles but hate cleaning the waffle maker.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
You own a condo in Dallas or some poo poo and you're richer than the combined net worth of like half this forum and you're bitching about dropping like $100 on people?

Suck my nuts Three Olives and buy me the poo poo instead

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
They're spending like 50k on the wedding to wine and dine your rear end, the least you could do is give them some junk to pawn off afterward

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Whats the thing with culture and traditions?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Devils Affricate posted:

They're spending like 50k on the wedding to wine and dine your rear end, the least you could do is give them some junk to pawn off afterward

Just give the plate cost in cash.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Then don't buy them the loving waffle maker if you don't want to you dumb bastard

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Register WINRAR

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wait until you here about baby showers OP. Where you have to buy your friends gifts because they had sex.

Kit Nubbles
Nov 17, 2005

Keeper of the Beard

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I mean I assume if they're getting married they've probably had sex at least once

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wait until you here about baby showers OP. Where you have to buy your friends gifts because they had sex.

Sending out a lube registry to my friends and family tomorrow, we need more jockstraps.

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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Sounds like an expensive blender, you can get cheaper.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
The more cool poo poo theh get now the more cool poo poo she gets in the divorce in 5 years. Buy the dip op.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

I'm about to spend $40 buying an immersion blender for two of my friends, with a combined age of 80+, who have been together for over 5 years, own a home, have no children and almost certainly pull down over $100,000 a year in salary.

And this is not the first time, why on earth do stable home-owning adults in long term relationships feel like their friends owe them towels for signing some paperwork?



Why the gently caress would you expect someone to buy this for you at age 50?

what the gently caress is am immersive blender?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the gently caress is am immersive blender?

It's a blender you stick into the thing you're mixing.

They're also called stick blenders

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's a blender where you can really immerse

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the gently caress is am immersive blender?

Its actually pretty useful tbh. Its a stick that blends

Efb

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It's called an immersion blender

Wtf is an immersive blender

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
That poo poo was just called an egg beater back in the day

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
The gift I bring to weddings is my presence.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

sorry op hope the 40$ doesn't bankrupt you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
ha ha. my typo made some waves

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
but, seriously, what the gently caress is immersion blender?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
who the gently caress has counterspace for that idiot waffle maker

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

kntfkr posted:

who the gently caress has counterspace for that idiot waffle maker

There's no reference object next to it, maybe it's like 3" wide

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Devils Affricate posted:

There's no reference object next to it, maybe it's like 3" wide

who the gently caress would want a 3" waffle

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who the gently caress would want a 3" waffle

Doesn't sound so bad now that i think about it, drizzle a little syrup on top and pick it up like a cookie :)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
9" W x 14" L x 8" H & 7.2 lbs

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

kntfkr posted:

9" W x 14" L x 8" H & 7.2 lbs

Did you measure my dong while I was sleeping??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Devils Affricate posted:

Did you measure my dong while I was sleeping??

your dong weighs 7.2lbs? You must have the strongest legs in history

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
those would be terrible dong measurements and indicative of some sort of lymphatic filariasis or cancerous gross. also no

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Meant to type waffle iron, drat autocorrect

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

kntfkr posted:

those would be terrible dong measurements and indicative of some sort of lymphatic filariasis or cancerous gross. also no

This is deeply concerning

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

It's called an immersion blender

Wtf is an immersive blender



Equivalent to when someone says "supposably"

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Immersive Blender is when you're really good at 3d modeling environments so it feels like you're actually there

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Also I'm pretty sure op has talked about their smart toaster so :ironicat:

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