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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Most of the stuff in my kitchen was gifts from when my wife and i got married, its nice because we got a lot of cool things but also stuff that I never would have gone out and bought on my own. Like a waffle maker or immersion blender...

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Nooner posted:

Most of the stuff in my kitchen was gifts from when my wife and i got married, its nice because we got a lot of cool things but also stuff that I never would have gone out and bought on my own. Like a waffle maker or immersion blender...

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Peggy Edson posted:

Also I'm pretty sure op has talked about their smart toaster so :ironicat:

does anyone actually care what 3 olives has to say?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Peggy Edson posted:

Also I'm pretty sure op has talked about their smart toaster so :ironicat:

I paid for the toaster myself, I didn't ask my friends to pay for a toaster with a touchscreen.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Can the toaster run DOOM

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

I paid for the toaster myself, I didn't ask my friends to pay for a toaster with a touchscreen.

loving love you three olives

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Bloop posted:

Can the toaster run DOOM

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving love you three olives

Confirmed brain damage :(

What a sad state of affairs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Confirmed brain damage :(

What a sad state of affairs

he causes chaos and despite himself makes good threads.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he causes chaos and despite himself makes good threads.

I'm sorry for your illness

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Thread aside, you cannot deny that this post

Three Olives posted:

I paid for the toaster myself, I didn't ask my friends to pay for a toaster with a touchscreen.
is hilarious, in or out of context

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

I'm sorry for your illness

me too, buddy. me too

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Everyone hating like they arent secretly wishing for an IoT toaster. Adjusting the toast setting from 4 to 7 cause youre feeling like a bagle this morning, using your Toastly app while youre still in bed

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

Everyone hating like they arent secretly wishing for an IoT toaster. Adjusting the toast setting from 4 to 7 cause youre feeling like a bagle this morning, using your Toastly app while youre still in bed

continue this in PMs

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

People just shouldn’t do anything, IMO. Saves a lot of hassle for everyone involved.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Are they throwing a party, OP? Are you invited to their wedding?

If they are just "signing a piece of paper" and expecting folks to send them gifts after 40 its a bit lovely but if they are going all out then its sort of expected you bring a gift.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Unzip this

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Sometimes I forget to check thanks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Unzip this

lol you dork

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Nooner posted:

Everyone hating like they arent secretly wishing for an IoT toaster. Adjusting the toast setting from 4 to 7 cause youre feeling like a bagle this morning, using your Toastly app while youre still in bed

Yeah until someone who goes by the name EvILPandA hacks it and burns your house down

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Yeah until someone who goes by the name EvILPandA hacks it and burns your house down

Turns out Toastly did not encrypt my credit card data that i gave them when i had to buy more toast gems in the freemium candycrush reskin that comes with the toaster :sigh:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Non Fungible Toast is a scam

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Because it’s nice to give your friends a gift to celebrate a special occasion.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

Because it’s nice to give your friends a gift to celebrate a special occasion.

:wink:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Szyznyk posted:

I love waffles but hate cleaning the waffle maker.

They build an entire house for people like you.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
What you dont like weddings op?

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

The gently caress you buying such a cheap immersion blender for? Its not like your going to give these people a gift ever again for the rest of y'alls lives.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Just get them Luke & Leia Funko-Pops! 3o

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

kntfkr posted:

Just get them Luke & Leia Funko-Pops! 3o

I got a cowoker who just has lines of funko pops in his house. it kinda rules.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ginette Reno posted:

I got a cowoker who just has lines of funko pops in his house. it kinda rules.

can you tell what they are if he doesn't tell you?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Three Olives posted:

I'm about to spend $40 buying an immersion blender for two of my friends...


Don't tell your friends to immerse this, ffs.


Edit: Excerpt from an Amazon review of the $400 wafflemaker -
"It worked well and produced great waffles for about 18 months and then... Pop! goes the hinge! It really disappointed me. This is truly designed to break."

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Feb 6, 2022

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

can you tell what they are if he doesn't tell you?

Absolutely not but I appreciate his effort nonetheless

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Ginette Reno posted:

I got a cowoker who just has lines of funko pops in his house. it kinda rules.

like as opposed to furniture?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
did you not have a wedding registry?

my wife had one because it's fun to shoot things with a scan gun in a store if you don't work there. I think it was pretty minimal because cash is king and we wanted to encourage that.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

kntfkr posted:

did you not have a wedding registry?

my wife had one because it's fun to shoot things with a scan gun in a store if you don't work there. I think it was pretty minimal because cash is king and we wanted to encourage that.

Dear Carl and Regina,

Thank you so much for coming to our wedding, and for your beautiful gift of the family pack of strawberry frosted pop tarts.

Kind regards,

Mr and Mrs Kntfkr

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

kntfkr posted:

it's fun to shoot things with a scan gun in a store if you don't work there.

:hmmyes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ginette Reno posted:

Absolutely not but I appreciate his effort nonetheless

lol

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Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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