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Escape From Noise

Tired of these sticky, messy nuts. Working on being able to just dry nut. Easier clean up. No fuss, no muss, plus it drives the ladies wild! Or so I assume.

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google THIS

Weird callout but ok

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
people who have mastered the dry nut:
bruce lee
sting
mr peanut



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Weird callout but ok

Didn't know u knew the way 2 dry nut

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I've heard of working on ur night moves but this is redic

Heather Papps

hello friend


working my way up to the point my nut resembles one of those can of prank spring snakes



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
If you have a properly sized wrench, the wetness really doesn't make a difference.

google THIS

Making sun dried nut the old fashioned way




Is all I'm doing Phil, you don't see me calling the cops when you make your precious beef jerky now do you

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
average wet nut fan vs. sophisticated dry nut enjoyer



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


my trouser snake just kind of wheezes out dust now


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
dick steam only $2



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

google THIS

My sperm now resemble tiny adult frogs

Ass-penny

Buttchocks posted:

If you have a properly sized wrench, the wetness really doesn't make a difference.

And given the proper wrench, if local dampness is still effecting your nut liberally apply WD-40.

nut

every time it just looks like a ghost is leaving my pants. you can only see it via thermal readings or emf reading too

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Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
eat more talcum, op


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