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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Ten Commandments of each Alignment
 
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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

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The Ten Lawful Good Commandments

1. You shall not lie.

2. You shall not harm the innocent.

3. You shall not murder.

4. You shall help the needy.

5. You shall honor legitimate authority that promotes goodness.

6. You shall follow the law.

7. You shall not betray others.

8. You shall bring criminals and evil-doers to justice.

9. You shall not steal.

10. You shall seek unlimited good for others and unlimited order in society.




The Ten Neutral Good Commandments

1. You shall lie only to evil-doers.

2. You shall not harm the innocent.

3. You shall not murder.

4. You shall help the needy.

5. You shall honor those who promote goodness.

6. You shall follow the law unless breaking the law results in more good.

7. You shall not betray others.

8. You shall bring evil-doers to justice.

9. You shall steal only to promote goodness.

10. You shall seek unlimited good for others.




The Ten Chaotic Good Commandments

1. You shall lie in the pursuit of goodness.

2. You shall not harm the innocent.

3. You shall not murder.

4. You shall help the needy.

5. You shall honor those who promote freedom and goodness.

6. You shall break the law in pursuit of goodness.

7. You shall not betray others.

8. You shall avenge the acts of evil-doers and enemies of freedom.

9. You shall not place duty above personal desire to do good.

10. You shall seek unlimited good for others and freedom in society.




The Ten Lawful Neutral Commandments

1. You shall not lie.

2. You shall not kill the innocent.

3. You shall not murder.

4. You shall help the needy if such action advances law and order.

5. You shall honor legitimate authority.

6. You shall follow the law.

7. You shall not betray others.

8. You shall not aid criminals.

9. You shall honor all oaths.

10. You shall promote unlimited order in society.




The Ten True Neutral Commandments

1. You shall avoid lies.

2. You shall not kill the innocent.

3. You shall not murder.

4. You shall help the needy if such action aids yourself.

5. You shall honor those who honor you.

6. You shall follow the law unless breaking the law can advance you without harming others.

7. You shall not betray others unless your life is in jeopardy.

8. You shall aid those who aid you and harm those who harm you.

9. You shall not promote an extreme viewpoint.

10. You shall advance yourself without harming others.




The Ten Chaotic Neutral Commandments

1. You shall lie to promote your freedom.

2. You shall not kill the innocent.

3. You shall not murder.

4. You shall help the needy if such action promotes your freedom.

5. You shall honor no authority above yourself.

6. You shall break the law whenever convenient.

7. You shall not betray others unless your life is in jeopardy.

8. You shall not aid enemies of freedom or those who promote law.

9. You shall pursue pleasure.

10. You shall promote unlimited freedom for yourself.




The Lawful Evil Code

1. You shall not lie.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself or promote order.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself or promote order.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor legitimate authority that promotes you and your comrades.

6. You shall follow the law.

7. You shall not betray others.

8. You shall not aid criminals or those who protect the weak.

9. You shall use the law to advance yourself and your comrades.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others and unlimited order in society.




The Neutral Evil Code

1. You shall lie to advance yourself.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor those who are stronger.

6. You shall follow the law only to advance yourself.

7. You shall betray friends, family, community, and nation to advance yourself.

8. You shall not aid those who protect the weak.

9. You shall not show mercy to enemies.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others.




The Chaotic Evil Code

1. You shall lie whenever convenient.

2. You shall harm the innocent whenever convenient.

3. You shall kill for pleasure.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall not honor any other before yourself.

6. You shall break the law whenever convenient.

7. You shall betray friends, family, community, and nation whenever convenient.

8. You shall harm those who protect the weak or honor laws.

9. You shall pursue all forms of pleasure.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others and unlimited freedom for yourself.




Alignment test: http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Thats a lotta tablets for Moses to heft around, whew

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 didn't read

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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

 going to follow all of these at the same time

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 is this a 2009 gassed thread being reposted

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 if there's one thing chaotic people like, it's strict lists of rules they have to adhere to

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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

 Rules for Dating my Daughter

1. You shall not lie.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself or promote order.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself or promote order.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor legitimate authority that promotes you and your comrades.

6. You shall follow the law.

7. You shall not betray others.

8. You shall not aid criminals or those who protect the weak.

9. You shall use the law to advance yourself and your comrades.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others and unlimited order in society.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Where is Proud to be an American??

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Bula Vinaka posted:





The Ten Chaotic Neutral Commandments

1. landerig

2. landerig

3. landerig

4. landerig

5. landerig

6. landerig

7. landerig

8. landerig

9. landerig

10. landerig


FTFY

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I shalt my pants :cheeky:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if there's one thing chaotic people like, it's strict lists of rules they have to adhere to

Well yeah didn't you play mortal kombat deception

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

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naem
May 29, 2011

Bula Vinaka posted:


Alignment test: http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html


hey I’m chaotic good nice

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i can't read.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It says I’m true neutral like it always does. The alignment of merchants and wild animals.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

naem posted:

hey I’m chaotic good nice

actually, it says you're a "gayotic chode." also, you're dyslexic.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 I took the test but I think it'd be against my alignment to tell you guys what alignment I am so I'm not going to

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm the zany alignment. Zounds!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I'm the zany alignment. Zounds!

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER XD

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im chaotic neutral :twisted:

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 Aligning with ya mum over and over lol

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
About, this one ring mcguffin. I suggest a harrumph.

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Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

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