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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
So when does the pixelization wear off????


When will my dick go back to normal!!!

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Should have wrapped it OP, ask your doctor for treatment options for blurry dick.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Congratulations op

The General
Mar 4, 2007


ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

crazy to me that Japanese people are just having sex out there

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Is there even Tetris pussy out there

or I gotta settle for Tetris rear end

what interlocks with this foul parody of a penis? What?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
I am not an animal

I am a human peen!

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Don’t worry OP is undetectable. Undetectable because his penis is obscured by pixels lol

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

Don’t worry OP is undetectable. Undetectable because his penis is obscured by pixels lol

I'll just use my dick to open locks from now on and speak out on war crime and the CIA.

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

What was his name, OP?

:grin:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



i remember sex

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
What, in 3D meatspace?

Get outta here with that trash, OP!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ctrl + alt + del. :haibrow:

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ctrl + alt + del. :haibrow:

alt+F4

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




How many pixels did you get on your hand, OP?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm not much of a traveler but if I ever went to Japan I'd want to visit one of those mountain hot springs spas and have one of those little floating bucks that you can put in the spa with you to carry sake.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In Minecraft

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So jels op, I always wanted to go to Japan and rent the smallest economy car and drive out to the country and have cramped, uncomfortable sex for hours and eat pistachio kit kats all the way home. :mario:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Congratulations! Give your rear end a few days to heal before you do it again.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've never left my home or known the touch of a lover but if I had it definitely would have been in glorious Nippon

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You might say I’m “big in Japan” :grin:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wouldn't say that, no

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
and how was the rest of your visit to the capybara petting zoo?

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
I've had sex several times

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
DOING IT

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In Japanese, the word for sex is the same as the words for karaoke and watching anime.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

In Japanese, the word for sex is the same as the words for karaoke and watching anime.

They are all sugoi!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

In Japanese, the word for sex is the same as the words for karaoke and watching anime.

if only you could somehow combine all three of these things

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

if only you could somehow combine all three of these things

No...it's...too kawaii

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*goes to japan to have sex*

*finds out the prostitutes are korean or vietnamese*

*leaves still a virgin*

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

uwu!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

what's this?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Pretty cool thread, fellas, good stuff.

Particularly like the japan content.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Greg of Doom posted:

Pretty cool thread, fellas, good stuff.

Particularly like the japan content.

Japan truly is the land of the rising sun!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Greg of Doom posted:

Pretty cool thread, fellas, good stuff.

Particularly like the japan content.

Pictured: sex in Japan


Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I got lucky, I gained lightsaber dick

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I remember being the only dude with shaved pubes in the onsen.
White as a bone,
little rear end dick looking big and plump in the heat of the steam,
giant tattoo on my back,
Donald Duck, smoking a doob.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

kntfkr posted:

I remember being the only dude with shaved pubes in the onsen.
White as a bone,
little rear end dick looking big and plump in the heat of the steam,
giant tattoo on my back,
Donald Duck, smoking a doob.

A+

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Sex? In japan?!

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Tried to sing this to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme. Didn't work.

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