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A Bakers Cousin posted:Tried to sing this to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme. Didn't work. You are clearly not trying very hard. LET'S JUST GO gently caress JA-PA-NESE CHICKS (in Japan) Edit: ugh  Edit 2: I mean you obviously can't do the heroes of a half shell part because there just aren't enough syllables but oh God please kill me null_pointer fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 11, 2022 |
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"Are you here for business or pleasure?" "I'M COMING TO JAPAN"
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Feb 11, 2022 21:41
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they have prostitutes in america too
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Feb 11, 2022 21:42
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:"Are you here for business or pleasure?"
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Feb 11, 2022 22:06
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is that where they keep all the sex?? why didnt anyone tell me
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Feb 11, 2022 22:08
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Feb 11, 2022 22:08
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Such a welcoming people.
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Feb 11, 2022 22:16
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word to the wise - while there, always refer to it as 'nippon'. this gesture of knowledge and respect grants you access to the finest of bento boxes, wall scrolls and gohan
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Feb 11, 2022 22:18
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What are some good pranks to play on Japanese people while I am there
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Feb 11, 2022 23:08
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:What are some good pranks to play on Japanese people while I am there 
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Feb 11, 2022 23:09
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the classic "koi in the kimono" gag
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:What are some good pranks to play on Japanese people while I am there detonate an atomic bomb in a major industrial center
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Feb 12, 2022 00:45
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Throw up on their president on live television
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Feb 12, 2022 00:48
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I think ur supposed to stick your finger in peoples asses. Just rear end finger goofin’
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Feb 12, 2022 00:57
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https://youtu.be/4K94BU5pdZE
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Feb 12, 2022 01:11
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What was his name op?
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Feb 12, 2022 01:17
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Peggy Edson posted:What was his name op? I mean, imagine going to Japan and just restricting yourself? Like nah, if I go to Japan to have sex it's no holds barred lol Also OP had to go to Japan because there's no active restraining orders there hth
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Feb 12, 2022 02:26
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I had sex in Malaysia a few times.
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Feb 12, 2022 05:42
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What was his name? 
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Feb 12, 2022 05:43
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he called himself 'mr roboto'
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Feb 12, 2022 05:44
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Classic blog with a ton of sour grapes https://vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/
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Feb 12, 2022 05:50
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Cant wait to go on my sex tourism tirade in the orient 
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Feb 12, 2022 05:59
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Im something of an orientalist myself.
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Feb 12, 2022 14:38
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Japanese people love it if you wear a cowboy hat and get right next to them and scream at them and slap them in the face a few dozen times before you start laughing. Give that a shot if you really want to 'catch on'
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Feb 12, 2022 14:49
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I think Japanese people like it when you buy them a drink and then slap it out of their hands when theyre about to drink it
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Feb 12, 2022 15:15
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Don't forget to slurp the soup
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Feb 12, 2022 15:20
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Sneaking into Japanese people's bedrooms and blowing air horns and setting fireworks off is considered an ancient and respected cultural tradition of saying 'hello' for the very first time
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Feb 12, 2022 15:24
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playing “party rock anthem” on my wearable speakers as I step off the plane and immediately start hitting on Japanese women at the airport starbucks
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Feb 12, 2022 15:27
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This thread reminds me of the creepy (perma?)banned goon who chronicled his Asian sexcapades 10-15 years ago. That was a roller-coaster ride.
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I always tried to go to soap lands in Akita but they wouldn't let me in cuz I'm white so one time I put on a suit and my Chinese American roommate put on a suit and his Japanese American friend put on a suit and we all pretended that they were regular born and bred Japanese business guys and I was a foreign business partner and then they finally let me in the soap land but they gave me the biggest, oldest lady they had. She was very accommodating tho. 2 1/2 stars out of 4
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ArbitraryC posted:Classic blog with a ton of sour grapes Don't sleep on this it is real funny quote:If you’ve ever visited Asia, you’ve likely seen the pale, rail-thin, greasy-haired white boy walking hand-in hand with a perfectly made-up, mini-skirt wearing Asian chick. This would never happen anywhere else in the world. Because everywhere else, Barbie ends up with Ken, not his underemployed, socially-awkward, samurai-sword-collecting neighbor, Kevin. But in Asia, dating rules defy all logic or evolutionary law. In Asia, the nerd is king. quote:But it was hard not to feel jealous. Especially as I spent weekend after weekend, bravely facing the club’s dance floor alone while my dorky expat brothers expertly flirted for phone numbers and first dates. They were like kids in a candy store. The Japanese women were gourmet truffles, while the western women were the three-year-old tootsie rolls melted to the bottom of the barrel. The Japanese men might have been frightened of us but the other expat men just flat-out ignored us.
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Sprry for your loss! op
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Feb 13, 2022 00:09
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wow. The perfect graphic for this thrrad. Nicely done
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Greg of Doom posted:So when does the pixelization wear off???? never
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Where did you cum, this is important.
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neato burrito posted:Where did you cum, this is important. Japan. Didn't you read the thread?
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neato burrito posted:Where did you cum, this is important. In a pitcher, along with the other 39 gentlemen.
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kntfkr posted:I always tried to go to soap lands in Akita but they wouldn't let me in cuz I'm white so one time I put on a suit and my Chinese American roommate put on a suit and his Japanese American friend put on a suit and we all pretended that they were regular born and bred Japanese business guys and I was a foreign business partner and then they finally let me in the soap land but they gave me the biggest, oldest lady they had. She was very accommodating tho. Did you end up in this one? All the pictures on Google are just different angles of this one room. Why is the sofa so big? How many people are getting tugged at the same time?? 
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Greg of Doom posted:Is there even Tetris pussy out there absolutely do not touch a tetris pussy with a pixelated dick!
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:What are some good pranks to play on Japanese people while I am there Go to Yasukuni Shrine and cross out the war criminals in their book of the dead. Classic 
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