Yospos has come a long way

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Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Was just looking through some old meme pics and was reminded of when we were constantly throwing around a sexist slur.

I am glad we have moved on as a subforum. Thank you all for working hard to make this an inclusive and inviting place for me and others to hang out. this is my 14 year retrospective I guess

# ? Feb 12, 2022 17:24

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# ? May 6, 2024 01:07

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

"yospos ladies and gentlemen"

# ? Feb 12, 2022 19:21

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

im holding the old guard down still, i've done zero growth as a person since then

# ? Feb 12, 2022 19:43

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

im holding the old guard down still, i've done zero growth as a person since then

well, *rolls up measuring tape* yeah, not 'as a person'

# ? Feb 12, 2022 19:48

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

if anything i've gotten worse because im getting old

# ? Feb 12, 2022 19:52

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

you're not old until you have to start watching your BMs and using ointments

# ? Feb 12, 2022 20:05

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

i am because i have to take more days off when lifting now than i used to.

# ? Feb 12, 2022 20:26

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

hi yosposters ive had a good time on this journey, here is to another 14 years

# ? Feb 12, 2022 20:35

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

2010: macs are gay (this is bad)
2022: macs are gay (this is good)

# ? Feb 12, 2022 20:38

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

2010: macs are gay (this is bad)
2022: macs are gay (this is good)

lol

# ? Feb 12, 2022 20:58

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

rotor posted:

2010: macs are gay (this is bad)
2022: macs are gay (this is good)

there's no way yospos was the homophobic forum

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:42

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

we also used to have "post hot booth babes" threads and i remember we gave cidrick so much poo poo for shutting that down and i'm glad we grew out of that too

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:45

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I wish that instead of booth babes, there were well oiled muscle men in posing straps instead

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:46

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

id also allow your standard banana hammocks

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:47

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Silver Alicorn posted:

you're not old until you have to start watching your BMs and using ointments

i got a hangover from one beer

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:48

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

cant forget the classic "no poors" rule

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:49

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Bored Online posted:

i got a hangover from one beer

I'll allow it

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:52

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Crime on a Dime posted:

cant forget the classic "no poors" rule

idk. I think it was a pretty good rule.. I wouldn't want to make smoka feel like she can't post tho

e: pronouns

Silver Alicorn fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Feb 12, 2022

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:52

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I mean I interpreted the rule not as "no poors" but as "don't post about being poor" which I mean makes sense this is yospos not bfc

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:53

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Silver Alicorn posted:

idk. I think it was a pretty good rule.. I wouldn't want to make smoka feel like he can't post tho

she

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:56

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I apologize profusely and I have edited my post to reflect as such

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:57

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

I mean I interpreted the rule not as "no poors" but as "don't post about being poor" which I mean makes sense this is yospos not bfc

it was used as a cudgel

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:57

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Silver Alicorn posted:

I apologize profusely and I have edited my post to reflect as such

lol it's cool

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:58

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

i think the original point was like "we all know macs are overpriced" but it ofc became people being lovely

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:59

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

the thomas jefferson or whatever comic lol

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:00

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

ah well it's not like people were flinging around f slurs or anything

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:00

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the thomas jefferson or whatever comic lol

ahh yeah. different times

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:02

Raere: Dec 13, 2007

yospos binch

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:03

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

btw I took the gendered slur out of the best space move. you can use this whenever you like.

quote:

Gurgeh stared at the space chess. He considered moving the space king over to the space rook, but then he didn't. Instead, he moved it to the right. He nodded. The robot flew over, and said something snippy. Gurgeh chuckled, then sighed. "Robot," he said, "please fly away." The robot made a light from its head and then flew away.

Gurgeh stared at the board. He reflected that the best games were the games that were so hard. And that what this game was. Where would he move the space piece next?

"Well, Gurgeh!" harrumphed the space alien. "Perhaps now you see that the game is so hard?" Gurgeh nodded. The game was so hard. That night, he thought about the space board. He glanded a drug that made the game less hard, but even then, it was still so hard. Gurgeh was immortal and rich, but still he didn't want to lose, because it would be better to win. But the game was so hard.

The robot flew over. "Gurgeh!" said the robot. If you don't win, there will be a space murder, and maybe a space rape!" Gurgeh was appalled. "I must win the space game," he said. He sighed.

The next day, the alien bragged: "I will win the space game! I am the best at winning the space game!" Gurgeh sighed. But then Gurgeh saw what he would do: instead of moving the space piece to the left, he would move it forward. The alien was so surprised. "But... but the game is supposed to be so hard!" But Gurgeh was very smart. He moved the piece again, and in a way that was so smart.

"NOOOOO," shouted the space alien. Gurgeh had made the best move. He had made the best space move. The robot congratulated him, and the girl wanted to have sex with him. "Well," thought Gurgeh, "I will have sex with her. I am, after all... THE PLAYER OF GAMES."