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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Ogres, my lord. These brutish nomads are as strong as they are dummy thicc.
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CMYK BLYAT! posted:Kislev. Kislev.
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I like how Nagash's icon is just his hat.
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Feb 13, 2022 21:23
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It is a very impressive hat, and I hope Nagash's campaign is just him versus the Chorfs in a hat contest.
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Azran posted:The one with the hat is Neferata's. Nagash's is the Black Pyramid. MonsterEnvy posted:Yeah it's a match for Neferata's hat and that was the first faction I thought of when I saw it. The Chorfs will wage war against Neferata to prevent her from having The Most Impressive Hat.
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Really, most of the game is about who has the best hat when you think about it.
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Feb 14, 2022 01:52
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Ossiarch Boner Eaters
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Ogres, my lord. These British nomads 
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Broken Cog posted:I'm sure others have noted this before me, but I just realized how funny it is that we have Khorne as a faction, and no blood. And Slaanesh is horny as gently caress.
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Kislev is alright, but having to deal with the with the rivalry and the Realm of Chaos at the same time is overwhelming. Cathay clicked for me and I'm having fun as Zhao Ming.
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Feb 20, 2022 16:31
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 An ironic name for a Khorne worshipper.
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Feb 22, 2022 13:20
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I took a portal on the last Tzeentch island. It took me back to the entrance. Tzeentch, you rear end.
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Feb 23, 2022 02:16
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Why does Skrag, the largest Elector Count, not simply eat the other Elector Counts?
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Feb 24, 2022 16:16
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I'm genuinely impressed CA retained the horny aspects of Slaanesh. Their towers and rams even look like penises and vaginas!
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Feb 24, 2022 23:04
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"Father loves me despite my...difficulties." Come here and let me give you a hug, Zhao Ming. 
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Feb 26, 2022 12:55
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Chorf mechanics will include build-a-hat for your Lords.
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Feb 26, 2022 17:04
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Hats that grant armor-piercing damage. Hats that shoot Hellcannon balls. Bull hats.
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Feb 26, 2022 17:29
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Whoever designed Tzeentch's realm should be sent there.
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Feb 27, 2022 16:21
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How do I Khorne? Is it worth occupying settlements, or are my skulls better off being FedEx'd to the Skull Throne and let the ruin colonization events happen on their own?
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Feb 28, 2022 01:52
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Send Be'lakor with no army to repeatedly die in battle. Make him do the Charlie Work.
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Mar 1, 2022 12:58
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Imagine an army of unbreakable Saurus led by Gor-Rok, backed by Sisters of Avelorn. The outpost system owns. 
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Mar 1, 2022 14:49
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With the Vortex campaign, you have the option of throwing the other factions out of the game for the rest of the campaign if you complete that battle. With the Realms of Chaos, they just come back later.
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The best thing about Greasus' cart is watching him Initial D drift in the character selection screen.
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It's hard to see due to the giant neckguard covering most of their face, but are the Jade Warriors mixed gender? They have seem to have both male and female voicelines, which is neat.
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Terrible Opinions posted:In his few mentions in Total War lore blurbs for the slayer king and one other entry I forget, he was renamed to Golfgang. oh no it's golfgang how kill golfgang???? Doomykins posted:Bragg the Gutsman isn't a good choice to lead ogres lore-wise but it's nothing a touch up or hand wave can't fix. Hell, it's not like Skragg is an enlightened statesman to begin with. The better choice for Bragg would be to have him as a Legendary Hero who pops up every once in a while and leaves your faction after 30 turns, much like Gotrek and Felix. Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Mar 11, 2022 |
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The Door Frame posted:How on earth do you crunch Khorne when you're Slaanesh? Skarbrand is whooping my rear end so bad Start a Khorne campaign and crunch Slaanesh. "NORTHERN BARBARIANS" "SLAVES TO DARKNESS" *death metal growling*  Or: Use speedier units to run circles around Skarbrand and his bois?
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Lord_Magmar posted:Even funnier, Archaon is still around in Age of Sigmar and his actual gimmick there is that he successfully convinced all four chaos gods to give him an absolute shitload of boons individually, so now he's strong enough to fight them all and they can't take away those boons unless they all work together. All those boons still won't help him against Grimgrog.
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Twigand Berries posted:All of Ulthuan belongs to
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Whenever Thanquol's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Thanquol?"
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Dandywalken posted:Arghy, how would YOU fix them? GRIM  GROG
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Yorkuza
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That's a funny way of spelling Khorne. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Placeholder posted:Kairos Fateweaver... more like Kairos Fartweaver. I found out where Kairos works at the other day 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ-e6FzLkC0
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Kislev with Irondrakes.
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Ice Guard and Sisters of Avelorn are gonna be a force to be reckoned with.
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Mordja posted:All elf factions will be replaced with Grimgrog.
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RoyalScion posted:Tbh I laugh every time I look at the lord skill for the r7 Cathayan infantry, it's + leadership and + charge bonus for units that already has good leadership and has virtually 0 charge stat. Celestial Dragons have a whopping 10 charge bonus and you get +18% of that oh boy. Could be worse, you could get a leadership buff for Terracotta Warriors, which are unbreakable and so the buff is useless.
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Playing a modded Ice Court campaign, and this happened: By the time my Kislevite forces arrived, Skarbrand's forces were almost done. It was funny winning a battle by doing absolutely nothing.
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