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Not sure if u heard but XTREME football is BACK! And just like the smash mouth pigskin action that Vincent Kennedy McMahon delivers to you every week, the names are Xtreme as well! Two words: bad rear end! But that's just the beginning! XFL is too cool to not succeed and expand! I think we could come up with some great team names for when they return in 2023! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Feb 14, 2022 |
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inspired by the genius of "attack sharks" i think we should just put attack in front of ALL the names. attack renegades, attack roughnecks, attack wildcats, maybe we mix it up with danger once in a while, danger guardians, attack battlehawks, danger dragons sounds good, attack vipers, now attack defenders isn't going to work so lets try... eXtreme defenders? yeah okay. then we got the danger prowlers, the danger invaders, eXtreme rage, attack demons, danger stampede, attack ninjas, danger lightning and we rename the attack sharks the danger attack sharks. i think this will sell.
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Mods, I am an idiot with fat thumbs, could you change the thread title from XFL Team Named to XFL Team Names?
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I do appreciate the commitment to nearly all team logos having an angry face. Even the lightning. A stormcloud that's just really mad! Because pooping lightning probably hurts!
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Escape From Noise posted:XFL Team Ned a team where everyone is named ted would pretty excellent e: neds, even. jeez.
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Heather Papps posted:a team where everyone is named ted would pretty excellent drat THESE FAT THUMBS! |
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The New Mexico Catholic Guilt |
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Anchorage Literal Serial Killers
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nord baie icicle stabbers
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Iowa Slipknots
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The Athens (Georgia) Dump Trucks and Excavators
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The Kenosha Lake Dredgers
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That is clearly a skeleton and not a demon. 
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Also the Austin Aboleths |
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Zil posted:That is clearly a skeleton and not a demon. Can skeletons not be demons? (serious question) |
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the austin steves the alcatraz rocks the hollywood big shows the wisconsin nude mideons
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Escape From Noise posted:Can skeletons not be demons? (serious question) I don't know, I just always pictured demons having flesh of some kind. |
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All right boys and girls, strap in. I've reviewed the current list and honestly, we're off to a good start. We've got a lot of bases covered, like sharks, ninjas, dragons, aliens, predator birds with torsos made of swords, and motherfucking Skeletor. Is he a demon, canonically? I dunno, who cares? Anyway, despite a strong start, there are definitely some grievous omissions from the approved international Awesome Things list, and they need to be rectified immediately lest the entire franchise forfeit its coveted "X" status. Therefore I present to you the following list of team names that must be added. It's not exhaustive but it'll at least get us up to the bare minimum. The cities we can sort out later but they obviously need to be cities with lots of rock songs written about him. The Blood Pirates - Pirates are an obvious must-have, but due to the romanticized modern image of pirates as honorable and even friendly rapscallions we needed to go one step further. Thus, The Blood Pirates. These bad boys aren't your grandma's PG-rated multi-racial woman-respecting swashbucklers. These pirates are out for blood, it says so right in the name, and they're lusty like the pirates in the novels your grandma secretly reads while you're watching PG-rated pirate movies. Do they actually pirate blood? No dipshit, they spill it! Unless you're O negative, the universal donor, in which case yes, they do pirate it, because that poo poo is valuable and it saves lives. The Hellociraptors - You probably noticed right away that the list lacked dinosaurs, and you knew that dragons, while cool in their own right, albeit slightly nerdy, don't count. That is, you knew that unless you're some square who gets your caffeine out of a pyramid shaped teabag instead of a can with claw marks on it. The Hellociraptors also check off two other important Awesome Things from the list. First, they ride motorcycles (like Hell's Angels, get it?) and second, they're devils. Not dubious Skeletor "demons" but honest-to-goodness horn/goatee/pitchfork/pointy-tailed devil dinosaurs who grin mischievously from atop their motorcycles in front of a backdrop of fire. Or maybe they're on fire. Honestly it's never quite clear and the team logo's job isn't to give you ten minutes of freaking exposition. The Xombie Maulers - If you've been paying attention so far then you know it's a no-brainer (ha!) that we need zombies to help round out our Awesome Things menagerie but also, we can't just have generic zombies competing against freaking swordbirds. This isn't the ZFL, so our more eXxXxXtreme version of zombies are also cyborgs and with that we can also cross robots off our list. And I know what else you're wondering. Are they xombies that maul? Do they maul other xombies? Do they take xombies to the mall? Yes on all counts. The Anti-Maskers - During these troubled times a whole new breed of badass has risen from the ashes, and nothing says testosterone overload like flouting CDC guidelines. And you'd better believe they've never let a needle touch their unprotected skin either to deliver anything other than androgens and recreational substances. To top it all off, they don't wear helmets or pads, they don't warm up before the game, they don't hydrate during the game, and they don't train during the off season. There is not a single word of regulation or sound advice you can give them that will stick, that's how badass they are. |
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Yellowstone Eruptions Rocky Mountain Cannibals https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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The Louisville Sluggertrons!
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Las Vegas EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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The Bay Area Thrash Metal
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The Texas Tightends too good of a play on words to pass up |
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