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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bubbacub posted:

All Navy Tomahawks have conventional warheads. Somebody in the Trump administration was pushing to restore nuclear capability to the Tomahawk, but I'm not sure how far that went. Nobody in the Navy wants that, an attack sub carrying nukes will require additional training and safeguards for handling the weapons, and the crews are already busy enough with their regular missions.

Yeah, iirc George H.W. Bush pulled the Tomahawks and a bunch of non strategic nukes in 1991. Although I saw a Wikipedia saying they weren’t retired till 2008-2010. Perhaps they were just in storage vs dismantled.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

The naval nuclear Tomahawks were decommissioned in 2010-2013. The ones scrapped at the end of the cold war to comply with the INF treaty were the ground launched nuclear Tomahawks, which were mounted and fired four at a time from a big ol' truck launcher.

The INF treaty only applied to land based missiles not air or sea launched ones.

See I’m finding conflicting info.

https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/pniglance#:~:text=27%2C%201991%2C%20Bush%20announced%20a,of%20the%20same%20weapons%3B%20and

The GLCMs are clearly INF, but he also did some sea based stuff.

quote:

U.S. Presidential Nuclear Initiatives:

On Sept. 27, 1991, Bush announced a raft of unilateral initiatives to limit and reduce the U.S. tactical nuclear weapons arsenal. Specifically, he pledged to:

withdraw to the United States all ground-launched short-range weapons deployed overseas and destroy them along with existing U.S. stockpiles of the same weapons; and
cease deployment of tactical nuclear weapons on surface ships, attack submarines, and land-based naval aircraft during “normal circumstances.” Implicitly, the United States reserved the right to redeploy these arms in a crisis.

This probably explains the confusion, I took with Straub to mean dismantling, when it’s clear reading over it they must’ve just been placed in the storage and serviced until that time around 2010, which would jive with commies comments.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That’s an oof.

https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1506767202707554312?s=21

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/03/23/russia-us-military-leaders-communication/

Top Russian military leaders repeatedly decline calls from U.S., prompting fears of ‘sleepwalking into war’
Lack of communication leaves the world’s two largest nuclear powers in the dark about explanations for military movements

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/FedorovMykhailo/status/1506644669362540548

They are using Clearview AI tech to ID dead Russians and then using the information to contact their families in Russia to inform them of it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/l...f0867da3721787d

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Morrow posted:

He banned the activities of 11 opposition parties, those with deep pro-Russian ties, only one of which actually held any seats in the parliament.

EDIT: The party with seats in parliament was the second largest party in parliament. It held 43 seats compared to Tymoshenko's Party (26 seats), Poroshenko's (25) or another pro-Euro party (that held 20 seats but appears to have split into two). Zelensky's own party had 254 seats.

Yeah, it’s basically like the rolling up of the German American Bund at the start of World War II or Mosley’s group of dorks…British Union of fascists (I think) in the UK.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mobby_6kl posted:

Shoigu died on the way back to his home planet

That’s failing his life‘s purpose of Collecting sticks and pieces of wood on Planet Tanna Tuva.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

This is so dumb I'm tempted to think it's just Ukrainian propaganda. Set a false deadline so that Moscow looks bad both for projecting it and for missing it, demoralize the Russian troops who know it's idiotic, etc.

I don’t know I remember how pissed they were about having it delayed due to Covid one year,and made sure that didn’t happen in 2021. So I could see Putin wanting poo poo wrapped up, and besides he’s surrounded by sycophants and people who collects sticks of wood for fun, well maybe not the latter anymore, so it’s not like he’s getting good advice.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So what is the total now if this is confirmed?

https://twitter.com/mrkovalenko/status/1507193029064593409?s=21

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Quick question, is it possible whether via fire support missions, SSM, or ATGM attacks, whether the land bridge can be “closed?”

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Bing's regular search is kind-of rubbish, especially the non-English queries, but the image search at times has been, khem, too effective. Yandex reverse image search is the best for Eastern European war content, though.

If you're interested in the topic, I can pitch https://www.domaintools.com/resources/blog/a-brief-comparison-of-reverse-image-searching-platforms as a tea time read

Isn’t Bing generally crap, except for finding porn? I always remember the jokes that Steve Balmer worked hard on that feature.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Text search and reverse image search are different parts of the engine. The text search is crap, and I don’t talk about it. Reverse image search works quite well in Bing.

I just recall the joke, and this was in the 00s, was that the video search was light years ahead of what Google had…in porn. I have to admit besides generating Microsoft points I’ve really never used Bing too much.

Not to be the dead horse any further; I just always wondered if others had heard the same joke.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tomn posted:

I think I'm starting to dislike this Orban fella. I mean, "we can't risk Hungarian weapons shipments getting bombed"? Right, because we're hearing so many reports about the Polish shipments getting struck, right?

Trust me there was a lot to dislike before. Him and Poland started getting weird ideas about governance over the last few years. That’s said, to Poland‘s credit if I remember correctly, they’ve backed off a lot of goofy poo poo.

Honestly Orban is far closer to Luca, then is Polish leadership.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Well in fairness so are Russian delays in deployment. :v:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KitConstantine posted:

I said former in the post, but yes being in jail would also make it difficult lol. That's why I asked. Thank you!

In other news: speculative ID of the 7th general killed
https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1507404485542518785?t=fL64JOmg7J2iIlLOLYkcRw&s=19

Edit: as penance I also offer this very funny video
https://twitter.com/JuntaChronicles/status/1507051564548169730?t=1P-aF3j4VJYISJR3VXEqyQ&s=19

Luca looks like a guy who stars in both low rent porn and Steven Segal movies.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/kyivindependent/status/1507415889385332747?s=21&t=8a2XdRcOZe9rcr6jmxxCow

This may be the one and only acceptable use of NFTs, it’s being sold for a charity and only a charity and everyone knows they’re just getting a little thank you sticker for helping out. Same with the Gregg Popovich one. Basically a digital PBS fundraiser reward.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mobby_6kl posted:

That will involve bombing russinas, right? right??

Well more the Russians not bombing them. Also I assume to get into the Black Sea, the ships will be unarmed.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Owns

https://twitter.com/mattia_n/status/1507414146371006469?s=21&t=okMUJcx3aMZbNrj8m3n2dg

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nms:

https://twitter.com/den_2042/status/1507460724460818 438

Dead civilians. Just delete the space between 8 and 4.

Clearly Azov deep false flag attack. :v:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Already deleted tweet.

I did the space thing, since I’m on awful app and it always seems to embed otherwise.

Djarum posted:

Wasn't there a report saying that the local authorities don't have the ability to do anything about the dead currently and to just put them out on the balconies?

I heard mostly mass graves, but that does sound possible, especially if the goal is to prevent water contamination. Although I recall that dead bodies are bad more for morale, then as a disease vector, at least in context to a lot of reported issues.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Oh, I apologise, I’m blind. You’re correct, mobile app will embed in break with the convention.

No worries, at least it’s confirming to me it didn’t embed. :)

So un/related could Georgia decide to just retake its poo poo and pull it off?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

The problem was Germany didn't have to. They openly chose to retire their nuclear plants prematurely, and now apparently did so at the advice of Gazprom advisers and lobbying. That's the issue. And even ignoring the majority of their gas usage is for heating, ~15% of their electricity is gas generated.

Seriously, Merkel deserves to have this and this alone be her legacy. Much like how Schroeder’s is now that of paid Russian tool.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Young Freud posted:

Apparently General Dmitry Vitalyevich Bulgakov has been made the acting Minister of Defense.
https://twitter.com/SputnikATO/status/1507459706335674372?s=20&t=y9A3R64P99MJaBFUwydG7A
It's a little concerning because he is the former chief of staff of the Logistical Support of the Russian Armed Forces.

However, he possess an urge to lead from the front, even helping rescue people from an ammunition warehouse fire, so who knows!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_Bulgakov

It’s extremely hilarious too. I mean he’s been in charge of logistical stuff for a rather long time, even food stocks… so he either really loving sucks or is super corrupt or the most likely answer: both. It’s like how do you get worse and the Russians, much like life, finds a way.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

Jesus he looks like Hermann Goring


Hopefully poo poo I can’t unsee that.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Apollo posted:

Unfortunately I’ve seen a lot online leftists talk unitonically about how “Ukraine had to be destroyed in order to save it.” or “Ukraine needed to be taught a hard lesson about siding with imperialists/nazis/fascists.”

I can’t even imagine typing that out let alone believing it. Doing that requires a fundamentally broken brain.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So do people think Georgia, might get antsy, about wanting to take some things back?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

:five:

I can’t say I’ve seen anyone serious speculate that. Wouldn’t make too much sense to me either - they barely have an army, and I struggle to identify solid motives for the current government to go down that road.

I guess I’m just trying to think of areas, well besides Japan, that Russia has border issues with or Russia has (practical) control of a state, that could be considered tenuous at best.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

They call that midlands.

Japan doing anything is Clancychat as gently caress.

Hence the “well besides Japan.” lol

That said in General Sir John Hackett’s Third World War, features Japan getting the islands back after a Soviet disintegration, after Minsk is nuked, in retaliation for Birmingham getting nuked.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mukaikubo posted:

That would be because Team Yankee was explicitly written in the world of Hackett's Third World War as a companion piece to show the ground-level experience of what Hackett was describing. They're a very interesting combo.

Hell there is even an anime that uses it. Also Max Brooks praised his writing style as being a part of World War Z.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8-KzsYM7Uw

Synthwave AMV for seeing awesome war porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWvtUoAzXM

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Or a chemical fire of sorts. Russians have shown themselves to be fond of bombing fuel depots.

I wonder (and this is kind of Clancychat) if the Russians picked a target that would be visible to Biden in Poland in some way. Granted that implies way too much operational competency for Russia.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wonder how they can get the gear and not have ITAR issues, cause seriously they should be ordering via a brownells or someone with a poo poo ton of export experience.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Not at all Clancychat, I think it’s normal to expect Russia do some flashy posturing today.

It does seem right up their alley and their small dick energy way of showing off.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fuctifino posted:

The Russian 'pranksters' released the video call to UK Home Secretary Priti Patel.

https://twitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1507573674861289472

e: Full 15 minute video on youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOrwZBFukyw

Looking at that man’s Twitter I can see a person who has a severe case of brainworms or CTE.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fuctifino posted:

His twitter account is flagged 'Russia state-affiliated media', so yeah....

Yep, some dipshit in DC who works for goddamn Sputnik International.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I don’t think you can be blamed for laughing at something that funny. Then again I’m a lawyer so I have a strong adherence to gallows humor.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Apologies for trying to expand the conflict, but I was wondering, at what point does the world or even just popular opinion say, gently caress Putin, gently caress his nukes, it’s the worth risk to stop him (either in Ukraine or third country)?

I guess at what point do nukes stop being able to deter a military attack?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sebmojo posted:

Do you know what the D in MAD stands for?
Right, that’s why I’m interested if there is a part where risking the D is worth it.

Also I only realized how hilarious that reads after typing it.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Groke posted:

The thing is that the A is supposed to mean what it means, so the word "risk" is not entirely appropriate.

I should have also stated I was thinking solely of conventional attack and with that clearly stated.m to the Russians. I can see how wacky it comes off as if you think I mean use nukes.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

When encouraging evacuation it is important to evacuate pets also because people who can't leave with their pets stay for their pets and get killed.

Yeah, I remember this being a reason for the revamping of a lot rules w/r/t pets and emergency shelters, at least after Katrina in the US.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

timma85 posted:

This is hasn’t been true for most military beaches in the US for the last 10-15 years. The majority of branches have regulations specifically forbidding people from those sorts of enlistments.

Source: https://www.thebalancecareers.com/join-the-military-or-go-to-jail-3354033

Plus the military likes avoiding people who have done crime, barring some surge waivers, and also is looking for people to sign up for long term recruitment vs a short term to get out of jail.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

I don't think it matters at this point if NATO/US were involved because Putin is not acting out some long planned vengeance over it: This is entirely about his delusions around rebuilding the Russian empire. I don't see how, at this point with what we know, we can even entertain that any of this is even remotely the Wests fault. Putin is entirely at fault for this war and dressing it up as a concern around western expansion. Putin continued and encouraged the Oligarchy and client state ideal that a lot of ex-Warsaw Pact wanted to avoid, its not like being economically or defensively aligned with Russia looked great to most of them because Russia was its own sort of corruption that wasn't attractive to nations looking to modernize. They'd end up like Belarus, basically a satellite state with a hand picked puppet at the helm. Its part of why the Maiden revolution happened at all: The vast majority of Central and Western Ukrainians didn't want to be more closely aligned with Russia.

Any idea that Warsaw Pact nations found the EU/NATO more attractive than the same old under Putin is practically entirely Putin's fault. Imagine if Putin had actually cleaned up the Oligarchy and corruption, maybe some of those Warsaw Pact nations might've found it attractive to align with Russia instead.

And even now: Its old history. Putin's goals are dead. He's achieved the opposite of everything he'd hoped for: Ukraine is ever more belligerent, will not be demilitarizing, will likely fully align with the EU, and will likely remain fiercely independent of Russian economic alignment

It’s kind of amazing most fan scenario briefings for Harpoon, Steel Panthers II, or Command Modern Operations, are far far more thought out and we’ll planned then Russia actually did.

I was joking in the GBS thread about how if this was a computer game people would lose their poo poo at the performance of Russia’s AI. Someone actually typed out some hilarious patch notes for Russia.

quote:

Patch Notes for Russia-Ukraine War Scenario:

* Fixed missing secondary systems on Russian tank models.
* Rebalanced mud terrain.
* Rebalanced Ukrainian fighter jets to stop them racking up Ace-status numbers of kills.
* Ukrainian fighter jets no longer all default to "Ghost" callsign instead of drawing from the random pool.
* Fixed Russian infantry morale rapidly depleting within two days.
* Removed towing hoist compatibility between Tractors and Military Vehicles. This was unintended behaviour, Tractors are only supposed to be able to tow farming equipment.
* Fixed Russian vehicle AI pathfinding to not get lost so easily.
* Fixed President Zelensky NPC having the Invincible Flag, making it impossible for Russian side to win.
* Fixed Ukrainian army starting with Veteran status on all units while Russian army starts with 0xp.
* Fixed Russian Artillery so it will move on to new targets and not just lock onto a civilian city and shell it constantly.
* Fixed Russian infantry AI ignoring vehicle units in proximity instead of supporting them and vice-versa.
* Fixed Russian supply assets being completely missing.
* Fixed broken route north of Kyiv - No more "40 Mile Convoys" getting stuck pathing to a missing node!
* Increased Russian Command Officer stats to stop them dying so easily.
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