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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
My laptop’s in the shop, so sorry in advance for the poor formatting. All matches on FS2 unless otherwise noted. Also, all times Eastern.

LEG 1

FEBRUARY 15
Santos de Guápiles vs. NYCFC - 8PM
Santos Latina vs. Montreal - 10PM

FEBRUARY 16
Deportivo Guastatoya vs. Club León - 6PM
Forge vs. Cruz Azul - 8PM (Fox Soccer Plus)
Saprissa vs. UNAM - 10PM

FEBRUARY 17
Communicaciones vs. Colorado Rapids - 7PM
Motagua vs. Seattle Sounders - 9PM

FEBRUARY 18
Cavaly vs. New England Revolution - 5:30PM

LEG 2

FEBRUARY 22
New England Revolution vs. Cavaly - 6PM
Montreal vs. Santos Laguna - 8PM
Club León vs. Deportivo Guastatoya - 10PM

FEBRUARY 23
NYCFC vs. Santos de Guápiles - 6PM
Colorado Rapids vs. Communicaciones - 8PM
UNAM vs. Saprissa - 10PM (FS1)

FEBRUARY 24
Cruz Azul vs. Forge - 8:30PM
Seattle Sounders vs. Motagua - 10:30PM

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Think NE's gonna end up with a 3-0 win on the table:

https://twitter.com/ArnoldcommaJon/status/1493441505285058560

That's lovely.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Oh thanks, I thought the Rapids were playing tonight and was going nuts trying to find a way to watch it. Derp!

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Congratulations new england!

https://twitter.com/NERevolution/status/1493745889176735745

That sucks for Cavaly, though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thanks Ed.

NYCFC up 1-0 halfway through the first on a PK. Almost made it 2-0 from a shot that went off the bottom of the crossbar, bounce in front of goal, then hit the top of the crossbar before bouncing out of the 6 yard box. Have no clue how the ball did that.

e: 2-0 after a ball falls kindly to Castellanos from about 10 yards out. Only way Santos gets back in this one is if they can actually convert some of those gifts NYC's backline keeps giving them.

e2: Seriously, look at this:

https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1493760023469735936

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Feb 16, 2022

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
My first live soccer game was Montreal Impact vs Santos Laguna at the Stade Olympique. It was a magical evening. :unsmith:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh poo poo, red card on NYC (I'd say it's an orange). Let the CONCACAF'ing commence!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Oh drat, Montreal scores a banger early.

e: Concacafing in progress

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
Thank god VAR came to Concacaf.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That sucks for Cavaly, even if they were already being forced to play their home game in New England anyway.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What's French for "oof"?

BelovedWebPatron
Nov 30, 2015

whypick1 posted:

What's French for "oof"?
Either "chalice" or "tabernacle" if I have my French Canadian vernacular phrasing right

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

BelovedWebPatron posted:

Either "chalice" or "tabernacle" if I have my French Canadian vernacular phrasing right

We bastardized it

Calisse or tabarnak please

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

It wouldn't be concacaf without a bee swarm in one of the goals.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

"It's a beehive of activity for Colorado"

:hmmyes:

Good to see Lucas Esteves, hopefully he can make LB his with Vines gone and Galvan dead.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Feb 18, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
When did Colorado sign Scott Sterling?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Jesus, how did the Guatemalans not score there.

This sure does look like a team that hasn't played a league match yet. Hopefully they can keep a clean sheet long enough to bring in Barrios and maybe Max as impact subs.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Feb 18, 2022

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

OK Stan, you got your Super Bowl, you can buy us a big man any time now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dios mío

e: Ah, deflection

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Really, you gonna do us like that.

I hope they all freeze to death next week. :colbert:

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Feb 18, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you crossbar

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Morris is a sentimental favorite, but...he just seems like kind of a doof. Never seems to have the coordination to build in attack.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If I didn't know any better I'd say the they're not playing on grass but on fly paper that's been painted green.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
It looks very 2012ish FedEx Field, doesn't it?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Rowe not really covering himself in glory here, although you can't hate the work rate in that humid weather

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

It looks very 2012ish FedEx Field, doesn't it?

Really don't like you reminding me of RG3's knee kerploding while Jordan Morris is out there, thankyouverymuch

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

shirts and skins posted:

Rowe not really covering himself in glory here, although you can't hate the work rate in that humid weather

I missed the first half, but usually the issue with Rowe is he takes risky passes way too often. I'm guessing he gets subbed at halftime for Nouhou.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Well that was A Half. Sounders looked like they were working into the game by the end at least.

binge crotching posted:

i missed the first half, but usually the issue with rowe is he takes risky passes way too often. i'm guessing he gets subbed at halftime for nouhou.

It's good that he presses forward imo even if that leads to more giveaways, he just was having trouble with accurate passes and made some defensive mistakes. No score no harm though.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

This ref really doesn't want to call anything

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Has anybody explained the away goals rule to the Sounders?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was technically a game of soccer :geno:

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


boooooooring

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
At least we saw Nouhou play slotback.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The worst part of watching that match is that I immediately followed it up with watching the USWNT...draw 0-0 against the 24th ranked team :negative:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

FEBRUARY 22
Montreal vs. Santos Laguna - 8PM

Yeah, about that...

At least it's only a day (for now).

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

shirts and skins posted:

Has anybody explained the away goals rule to the Sounders?

Are we still using the away goals rule here after UEFA cut it?

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Dallan Invictus posted:

Are we still using the away goals rule here after UEFA cut it?

Yup.

Anyone know why City is in LA for this one? I don’t remember seeing the reason anywhere.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yankee Stadium unsuitable, other NYC venues unavailable, they open the season @ Galaxy.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

colorado game is cold as gently caress looking

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

G-Hawk posted:

colorado game is cold as gently caress looking

Apparently Denver hit the coldest temp on Feb 23rd since 1899. So yeah, cold.

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