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*sighing loudly in another bad epic styles thread*
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Feb 15, 2022 06:45
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not interested in a catwoman movie. noone wants to watch loving batman romance. christ.
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Feb 15, 2022 06:58
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robert pattinson is perfect casting for bruce wayne and im excited to see if he can do batman as well
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Feb 15, 2022 06:59
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I like robert patterson he secretly pounds off to fish ladies just like me
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Feb 15, 2022 07:17
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I'll wait for the next reboot of the Batman cinema universe OP.
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Feb 15, 2022 07:21
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In a surprise turn of events Batman looks at the screen and says “I’m getting tired of all of these… reboots” which triggers flashbacks to Batman Forever footage projected on Alfred’s rear end and then he bends down and takes a poo poo on the WB logo ~Directed by a Wachowski
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Feb 15, 2022 07:26
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The Scatman
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Feb 15, 2022 07:42
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robert pootinson
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Feb 15, 2022 07:42
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BONER X posted:robert pootinson He played ur wife in my life
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Feb 15, 2022 07:43
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:He played ur wife in my life theres a song by Do As Infinity called Would You Marry Me thanks for reading
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Feb 15, 2022 07:45
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BONER X posted:theres a song by Do As Infinity called Would You Marry Me thanks for reading Thats crazy, there's a verse in the Bible where guy burn his daughter to win battle. Turns out he actually burned her because seven ate nine lmao read it in the Bible
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Feb 15, 2022 07:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Thats crazy, there's a verse in the Bible where guy burn his daughter to win battle. Turns out he actually burned her because seven ate nine lmao read it in the Bible i know
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Feb 15, 2022 08:13
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BONER X posted:i know Yea ....
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Feb 15, 2022 08:15
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woah I didn't know they were rebooting the batman
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Feb 15, 2022 10:53
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Look I would just like everyone here If they can To do the Bartman
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Feb 15, 2022 10:57
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Reboot my dick
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Feb 15, 2022 10:58
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fun fact if you take your wife to this movie the twilight white guy gonna horn her up and you might get head after its over.
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Feb 15, 2022 11:00
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EA Sports posted:fun fact if you take your wife to this movie the twilight white guy gonna horn her up and you might get head after its over. Yo can you just take your wife to it and get her horned up for me? Or mine? Or both or whatever? I got posts in wanna read.
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Feb 15, 2022 11:03
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hah hey guys hey my wiiiife
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Feb 15, 2022 12:39
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Why don’t they ever make a Batmen? Like Bruce Wayne decides to franchise out his bat tech and there’s several bat men and it’s totally not gay and also very masculine.  
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Feb 15, 2022 12:51
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why don’t they ever make a Batmen? Like Bruce Wayne decides to franchise out his bat tech and there’s several bat men and it’s totally not gay and also very masculine. that's more or less what they did with Robin, except it was like super gay
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Feb 15, 2022 12:55
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batman has to drain the ballsacks and squirty pussies of every last villain in Arkham Asylum. Can he extract the juicy loads with only his sexual jiu-jitsus or will he need a batarang up the butthole to get the (blow) jobs done?
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Feb 15, 2022 12:56
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It looks as bad as your posting op
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Feb 15, 2022 12:56
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:hah hey guys Sorry that you are jealous that you and you are friends wives don't go to the moves together to see a leather chested man and get all freaked up together that's not my problem listen are you busy friday
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Feb 15, 2022 12:57
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Gotham can go gently caress itself what a poo poo fake place with lovely fake people.
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Feb 15, 2022 13:00
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ya I just thought if your partner needed a break and you wanted to go grab some wings or something
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Feb 15, 2022 13:03
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:that's more or less what they did with Robin, except it was like super gay Robin becomes dead weight at this point, and the new Batmans make fun of him for having a girls name until he quits and opens his own superhero consulting firm, which becomes an evil superhero consulting firm, and this is Batman’s drama now *its raining men plays in background in bat cave, batman giving zero fucks and smoking Cuban cigars and dick*
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Feb 15, 2022 13:04
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I mean it doesn't have to be GAY dude I just thought get some wings and play some Golf With Friends at my place for a while, smoke some weed. bitch about batman being so hot.
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Feb 15, 2022 13:06
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Maybe some shoulder rubs
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Feb 15, 2022 13:07
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i saw the trailer where the riddler puts like, a foam "?" design into the batman's latte and I thought it was a joke movie
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Feb 15, 2022 13:39
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I don't think two face is in this film OP I'll watch it in like a year
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Feb 15, 2022 13:42
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i like it when he punch the bad guys
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Feb 15, 2022 13:49
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A Bat Man that kicks rear end is just too much for some basic types.
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Feb 15, 2022 13:55
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'll wait for the next reboot of the Batman cinema universe OP. Whoa... that might take like two or three years.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:03
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Nooner posted:I like robert patterson he secretly pounds off to fish ladies just like me Hell yeah same brother! 
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Feb 15, 2022 14:04
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Buttman
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Feb 15, 2022 14:07
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He should drive in a car that has a grappling hook that catches onto street signs when he needs to drive fast around corners.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:13
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Batman? Never heard of em.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:39
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I don't watch baseball movies op
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