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I hope this movie follows the more recent trend of having male nudity. It’s our time to shine now boys.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:42
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Quotey posted:not interested in a catwoman movie. noone wants to watch loving batman romance. christ. Batman Returns is either the best Batman film of the original batch, or the best Batman film, period, you bastard.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:45
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He has a two penises Also HE when he is Bat Man has someone they also turn into, and if Bruce Wayne stays as Bat Man too long then Bat Man becomes Joanna Man. a pregnant white woman from Winnipeg.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:56
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The Walrus posted:i saw the trailer where the riddler puts like, a foam "?" design into the batman's latte and I thought it was a joke movie I still don't actually understand if The Riddler is supposed to be a villain in this despite that. Like I GET the sight gag and all but the trailer(s?) that I've seen have been such a mess that I literally don't know what the gently caress is happening and I don't care. Is he actually the villain in this or? (I mean I get from the trailers that it's Bruce Wayne fighting to be Batman and Catwoman dicking with him, again. That's boring. That's like the lamest Batman plot. Is his actual enemy The Riddler? or what?) Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Feb 15, 2022 |
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Feb 15, 2022 15:26
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Big Beef City posted:I still don't actually understand if The Riddler is supposed to be a villain in this despite that. Hes like 1.5 steps more normal than Joker (2019) because its meant to gently caress with young peoples minds.
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Feb 15, 2022 15:28
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Reminder batman vs superman's highlight was a jar of piss. And/or jimmy olsen getting whacked by the boko haram either or
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I go out at night and fight crime dressed all in black leather and use toys. "I do petty theft while using leather at night." No...this is..too easy... "Is it..sometimes a cat just wants to...play." I'm to straight for this. And wet. My suit, it's..it's weighted down by so much water and rain, I... "Look I'm making soup and coffee, there's towels over there, there's a stand, a rack, and I'll close my eyes, ok? Just come to bed." Robin NEEDS me. "...Jesus." *later, in the batcave* I could have SAVED her, Alfred. "Yes, you could have, Master Bruce. ... And so much more." What does that mean? "...Nothing, Master Bruce." Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Feb 15, 2022 |
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Feb 15, 2022 15:36
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i wanna kis the batamn
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Feb 15, 2022 17:16
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i played batman in the new the batman movie, also bruce wayne but they only list me for batman ama (admire my acting)
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Feb 15, 2022 17:28
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Batman is cool. I wish my parents were dead
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kntfkr posted:i played batman in the new the batman movie, also bruce wayne but they only list me for batman ama (admire my acting) what was it like. to play batman
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Feb 15, 2022 17:30
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runnypoops posted:Batman is cool. I wish my parents were dead good news! i
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TengenNewsEditor posted:what was it like. to play batman it was lame they didn't let me keep the costume or anything
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Feb 15, 2022 17:31
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Wait, I want to smooch the Batman.
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Supposed to be the first really good Batman as Detective movie so here's hoping Also it's 3 hours long lol
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The Bloop posted:Supposed to be the first really good Batman as Detective movie so here's hoping I hope at least two of those hours is devoted entirely to deep lore drops on batman's backstory
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Feb 15, 2022 18:05
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The Bloop posted:Also it's 3 hours long lol lmao hard pass
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The Bloop posted:Also it's 3 hours long lol Mmmmm Was looking forward to it till right now
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The Bloop posted:Supposed to be the first really good Batman as Detective movie so here's hoping All movies are 3 hours long now it's insanely bad rear end
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Feb 15, 2022 18:17
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Imagine consumers throwing money at ANOTHER batman product, my God these people are marks
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Feb 15, 2022 18:17
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The movie is 2 hours and 55 minutes long. gently caress that.
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Feb 15, 2022 18:18
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Kimi on HBO Max is a kinda rear window thing with Zoe Kravitz  and it's under 90 minutes so I suggest watching that twice instead of The Batman. Thanks
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Feb 15, 2022 18:18
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Feb 15, 2022 18:18
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If Robert Paterson asked me to sit on his face for 45 minutes I would just because his name is close enough to Robert Pattinson. Just hang on to the scarf for dear life oh boy.
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Feb 15, 2022 18:20
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The Walrus posted:i saw the trailer where the riddler puts like, a foam "?" design into the batman's latte and I thought it was a joke movie Dude got a job at poo poo diner just to learn the secrets of batrista foam sculpting techniques show some loving respect !!
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Feb 15, 2022 18:49
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the debat man
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Oh that explains all the bats on the little caesars pizza app. Also the Batman Calzony looks like a maxi-pad
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Batman, with wings
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Big Beef City posted:Is he actually the villain in this or? I think he's supposed to be a serial killer? At one point a year or two ago I'd swear I heard that he's angry about politics? I guess riddles are also involved? Pattinson's bummed out, anemic, post-punk Batman seems like the best thing in the movie, which is maybe the first time for me that Batman's been the primary draw in a Batman movie. I mean, maybe there's other cool stuff there, but they've done a hell of job miscommunicating it if so.
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Is he a vampire or something
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Saw some screenshots and I'm glad they finally got Crispin Glover to play Batman.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:If Robert Paterson asked me to sit on his face for 45 minutes I would just because his name is close enough to Robert Pattinson. 
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did anyone see space orphan dad with robert pattinson, i thought that was good. so was good time, which was better than uncut jim
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