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Nah it’s just symbolic from a bad experience at baseball camp
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It used to be The Joker and Batman, now it's Joker and The Batman. what's that about?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:It used to be The Joker and Batman, now it's Joker and The Batman. what's that about? they moved the definite article.
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precision posted:what if 2 batman kiss each other Wolverine
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i really hope in this movie they finally reveal that batman has actual giant bat wings growing out of his back
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Feb 28, 2022 15:56
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this is the batman movie with full frontal penis and when we finally see that R-Patz hog it's got two little bat wings on the tip of his dick lol.
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istewart posted:I can virtually guarantee that if they keep R-Patz around long enough, they're going to make him do The Batman Who Laughs Isn't this a blatant design rip-off of one of the villains from Judge Dredd? Also, it looks really goofy, but you know, comics.
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Is no one going to talk about the fact they made the Penguin look like someone put James Gandolfini in a microwave or what
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Schlong Connery posted:Isn't this a blatant design rip-off of one of the villains from Judge Dredd? Kind of 
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seen some reviews for this are all in the middle which means it's probably bad. i had a feeling something was off about the trailers. the riddler's lines weren't good. they would have used the good lines if they had them. might still go see it in the cinema. i'm expecting a mess despite pattinson, but that's always a good mood to be in on the way in to something.
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I saw The Batman. It was not very good. I did appreciate that it was the first movie that gave up on trying to hide the fact that a guy dressed like Batman would be jarringly goofy to actual humans, and so there are multiple scenes where he’s awkwardly stomping around a crime scene and someone idly goes “the gently caress’s with this guy” like you would if a furry showed up at your office and started fixing the printer.
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Mar 7, 2022 17:56
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I saw it. I liked it.
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Mar 7, 2022 17:59
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It was good but at 3 hours its too much and the 1st half was paced a lot better than the 2nd half.
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I liked how long it was because there were a lot of lingering quiet scenes and atmosphere So much different than most breakneck quip-a-minute superhero flicks I wouldn't want every movie to be like that but I think it really worked
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Finishing your drink and spending the entire rest of the movie absolutely bursting for a piss is an integral part of the cinema experience
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This was a really good movie. Atmospheric, fun, great action scenes, and an engaging plot and characters. The reaction online where people like Ben Shapiro are freaking out is really funny, too. Because they see so much of themselves in The Riddler - an attention-seeking manchild who doesn't actually stand for anything and just wants to be famous. Then they try to turn their criticism into a weird "This is a movie that hates Batman!" thing.
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Finishing your drink and spending the entire rest of the movie absolutely bursting for a piss is an integral part of the cinema experience 3 hr movie = minimum 1 piss break and guaranteed thought of "I have to piss" for 40%+ of the runtime. at least for me and my epic acorn sized bladder 
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I missed the entire ending of Detective Pikachu because I went to take a piss, went out the wrong door which locked behind me, and hesitated to use the fire door leading outside in case it set the alarm off
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i will always remember seeing the first matrix in the theater, first because it was so good, and second because of the epic large size mountain dew i drank during it and the approximately 3 minute nonstop piss i took afterwards
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When the comics finally showed us Batman’s hog, people cried about it ruining The Children or something (eventhough it was a Black Label thing which means it’s supposed to have all the good poo poo in it), so the issue got yanked from shelves and destroyed, with the dong blacked out in the trade paperback. It wasn’t even like a fully detailed boner or whatever, it was already pretty well cloaked in shadow anyway!
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Mar 7, 2022 20:12
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Bat boner? I thought joker uncovered that back in the 60s!
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AARD VARKMAN posted:3 hr movie = minimum 1 piss break and guaranteed thought of "I have to piss" for 40%+ of the runtime. at least for me and my epic acorn sized bladder Yo you need someone to check your prostate bro?
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Big Beef City posted:Yo you need someone to check your prostate bro? Mine is fine but I could always use a
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Gutcruncher posted:When the comics finally showed us Batman’s hog, people cried about it ruining The Children or something (eventhough it was a Black Label thing which means it’s supposed to have all the good poo poo in it), so the issue got yanked from shelves and destroyed, with the dong blacked out in the trade paperback. What issue was this? I need to search eBay. How are they listing it? !!!L@@K BATMAN COLLECTIBLE DONG ISSUE L@@K!!!
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Wifi Toilet posted:What issue was this? I need to search eBay. How are they listing it? You can readily find the comic, but boy is the toy line hard to come by.
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does it have detachable batball action?
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Big Beef City posted:You can readily find the comic, but boy is the toy line hard to come by. But easy to come on
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Big Beef City posted:Yo you need someone to check your prostate bro? My prostate is fine I just ran a self-diagnostic earlier. But thanks for caring.
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The Bloop posted:But easy to come on batman's gotten himself in quite a sticky situation in this one, for sure
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Wifi Toilet posted:What issue was this? I need to search eBay. How are they listing it? Batman Damned #1
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Gutcruncher posted:Batman Damned #1 Aww, just a bunch of "uncensored" listings. Only one mentions the dong: BATMAN DAMNED Book 1 CGC 9.8 (NM) LEE Cover 🔥Batwang!🔥 1st DC Black Label!
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Wifi Toilet posted:Aww, just a bunch of "uncensored" listings. Only one mentions the dong: I gotta say if I were in the market, I’d totally bid on the one that says “batwang” over the others
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I was told by a friend this actually wasn't bad. now i'm gonna have to go see it.
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mysterious frankie posted:I saw The Batman. It was not very good. I did appreciate that it was the first movie that gave up on trying to hide the fact that a guy dressed like Batman would be jarringly goofy to actual humans, and so there are multiple scenes where he’s awkwardly stomping around a crime scene and someone idly goes “the gently caress’s with this guy” like you would if a furry showed up at your office and started fixing the printer. The mall I used to work in had a security guard that was a furry.
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dr.acula posted:The mall I used to work in had a security guard that was a furry. As in, they came to work in full regalia?
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He wore lion paw boots and a lions tail, while in uniform, then when the mall would die down a group of furries (some in full costume) would meet up in the food court to hang out and then he would don his lion head and gloves and join them. This was pretty much a regular daily thing in that mall.
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dr.acula posted:He wore lion paw boots and a lions tail, while in uniform, then when the mall would die down a group of furries (some in full costume) would meet up in the food court to hang out and then he would don his lion head and gloves and join them. Imagine being 16 and getting mall arrested by a guy in a Simba head in front of all your friends.
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Quotey posted:not interested in a catwoman movie. noone wants to watch loving batman romance. christ. I don't know that cunnilingus picture was awesome pretty hot
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Nooner posted:I like robert patterson he secretly pounds off to fish ladies just like me Yeah, despite those drat sparkly vampire movies, he's a legit good actor.
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