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dr.acula posted:The mall I used to work in had a security guard that was a furry. It was a decent paying job
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# ? Mar 18, 2022 01:41 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:49 |
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I mean I've been a security guard for a bit as well but I left my weird fetish poo poo at home or at least discretely hidden in my rear end
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# ? Mar 18, 2022 01:48 |
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Officer Furball sounds like a South Park character lol
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 10:12 |
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was the movie any good?
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 10:15 |
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What kind of bat is his fursona based on? Like, the little flippy flappy echolocating insectivores with hosed up faces or maybe some kind of fruit bat with faces resembling sort of a small dog?
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 10:19 |
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I'm going to pirate this movie and force my girlfriend to watch it with me so I hope it's not poo poo or I'll be hearing about it until my next fuckup
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 10:23 |
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What I'm really asking is whether the bat suit has erect nipples in this version
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 10:25 |
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frumpykvetchbot posted:What I'm really asking is whether the bat suit has erect nipples in this version You're asking me to spoil a major plot point
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 10:39 |
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i'm going to see this in an hour. without spoiling, what's a good cue for me to go and take a piss? because i will need to at some point. somewhere around the middle, like a big action scene i can lose two minutes of and not miss much.
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 11:42 |
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Start right after the trailers end and don't come back until the credits
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 11:50 |
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Has there been a Bat Man film where Bat Man is moody and a Joy Division song plays
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 11:59 |
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roomtone posted:i'm going to see this in an hour. without spoiling, what's a good cue for me to go and take a piss? because i will need to at some point. When they start talking about "Rata Alada", feel free to leave and not come back.
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 13:45 |
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When Roboute Patterson says “Alfred, fetch the Bat Champagne Sabre, Nancy Pelosi is coming over to “check in” “
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 13:57 |
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it was good. pano dano's performance and overall role was kinda whatever, but the trailers didn't excite me anyway. his actual motivation was good though, totally made sense and progressed batman's character arc. his final act of flooding the city and planning to kill hundreds, maybe thousands of random civilians didn't make sense but they needed something HUGE i guess. i think people are bothered that there's not much bruce wayne in this movie but that's one of it's strengths. bruce wayne's non-batman life isn't interesting. selina/cat was one of the best parts of the movie and i like that they made it a love story between her and batman. i was never fully loving it but i liked it pretty much all the way through. people saying the third act is unnecessary are just wrong. if you're gonna cut something out of this to make it shorter, you can cut some of the detective stuff on what riddler's up to because none of it is that clever apart from the first one. el rata whatever was actually kind of stupid, now that i think about it. but mostly the slow pace and (for a comic movie) sparse action was good. this is about the right level of realistic reimagining for batman world, i think. joker was just boring until the last 20 minutes.
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 18:05 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:was the movie any good? Right now, no, but I think in ten years, when I’m deep in my middle age and more nostalgic for the 90s, I will think it was a hidden gem that I didn’t give enough of a chance, because it sorta feels like a mediocre but stylish movie green lit to capitalize on the success of Se7en. IMO it’s considered good because of how much it pisses Ben Shapiro off.
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 18:17 |
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Imagine if it was The ButMan and he just used his power to but into conversations
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 18:21 |
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mysterious frankie posted:Imagine being 16 and getting mall arrested by a guy in a Simba head in front of all your friends. Haha yeah. Just imagine what that would feel like. God that would be so embarrassing and humiliating... I mean wow I can't lol haha glad that never happened to me a lot
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 18:26 |
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roomtone posted:it was good. It's amazing that I can disagree so vehemently with the middle of your post but agree fully with the first and last paragraphs. The movie was 30 minutes too long and the third act needed to end naturally, not with the big crisis extension. I know that the whole point of the catastrophe was to provide a framework for vengeance --> hope but that could have been done so many other ways, like Batman rescuing the ex-Mayor's son from a kidnapping, which would have bolstered the whole sins of the father theme; after all, here's another kid who had a corrupt father and was about to lead a privileged life because of that fact. As in all Batman movies, the cops are total idiots, too. Once the APB goes out on Batman, why not station a SWAT sniper overlooking the building with the Bat-signal? Why am I so disturbed by this minor point? Bat-signal not on police HQ? I mean, it would have started to appear on the route of those open-topped bus tours of downtown Gotham like the second week it was in operation! The love story was just pasted on. Ugh. Without a real look at Bruce Wayne -- not Batman, and I believe that the "Bruce is the mask/Batman is the real identity" interpretation is a facile one -- you can't have a meaningful love story in a Batman movie. Riddler as an intelligent All in all, a much more grounded and realistic (except for Act 3 part 2) Batman than we've seen even with Nolan's earlier Bat-films. e: removed "grittier" because it's not grittier than Nolan; Dark Knight Returns got into the psychological aspect of "exactly how far over the line can a vigilante go before he's a criminal" while this movie basically tells us to accept the Batman's actions as justified Admiralty Flag fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Mar 20, 2022 |
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your idea for a last riddler move is better than what's there, yeah. could still build in some action climax to something like that and not have it undercut his motivation for everything else he does. like i said, what they did was not the best idea for the ending but i mean, you can't just end the story before all that stuff happens because it clearly isn't finished.
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 19:00 |
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They should replace riddler with a griddler
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# ? Mar 20, 2022 19:32 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:49 |
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Lol this is the first actually good superhero movie of any kind since 1992, of course people don't like it
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