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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Look I would just like everyone here

If they can

To do the
Bartman

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

EA Sports posted:

fun fact if you take your wife to this movie the twilight white guy gonna horn her up and you might get head after its over.

Yo can you just take your wife to it and get her horned up for me?
Or mine?
Or both or whatever? I got posts in wanna read.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

hah hey guys


hey


my wiiiife

Sorry that you are jealous that you and you are friends wives don't go to the moves together to see a leather chested man and get all freaked up together that's not my problem listen are you busy friday

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ya I just thought if your partner needed a break and you wanted to go grab some wings or something

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I mean it doesn't have to be GAY dude I just thought get some wings and play some Golf With Friends at my place for a while, smoke some weed. bitch about batman being so hot.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Maybe some shoulder rubs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Walrus posted:

i saw the trailer where the riddler puts like, a foam "?" design into the batman's latte and I thought it was a joke movie

I still don't actually understand if The Riddler is supposed to be a villain in this despite that.
Like I GET the sight gag and all but the trailer(s?) that I've seen have been such a mess that I literally don't know what the gently caress is happening and I don't care.

Is he actually the villain in this or?

(I mean I get from the trailers that it's Bruce Wayne fighting to be Batman and Catwoman dicking with him, again. That's boring. That's like the lamest Batman plot. Is his actual enemy The Riddler? or what?)

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Feb 15, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I go out at night and fight crime dressed all in black leather and use toys.
"I do petty theft while using leather at night."
No...this is..too easy...
"Is it..sometimes a cat just wants to...play."
I'm to straight for this. And wet. My suit, it's..it's weighted down by so much water and rain, I...
"Look I'm making soup and coffee, there's towels over there, there's a stand, a rack, and I'll close my eyes, ok? Just come to bed."
Robin NEEDS me.
"...Jesus."

*later, in the batcave*

I could have SAVED her, Alfred.
"Yes, you could have, Master Bruce. ... And so much more."
What does that mean?
"...Nothing, Master Bruce."

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Feb 15, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mysterious frankie posted:

I think he's supposed to be a serial killer?

At one point a year or two ago I'd swear I heard that he's angry about politics?

I guess riddles are also involved?

Pattinson's bummed out, anemic, post-punk Batman seems like the best thing in the movie, which is maybe the first time for me that Batman's been the primary draw in a Batman movie. I mean, maybe there's other cool stuff there, but they've done a hell of job miscommunicating it if so.

Who the hell is 'Pattinson'?
Is that who's playing Batman? Is that who's playing the villain?

This is what I know about movies.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AARD VARKMAN posted:

3 hr movie = minimum 1 piss break and guaranteed thought of "I have to piss" for 40%+ of the runtime. at least for me and my epic acorn sized bladder :manning:

Yo you need someone to check your prostate bro?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wifi Toilet posted:

What issue was this? I need to search eBay. How are they listing it?

!!!L@@K BATMAN COLLECTIBLE DONG ISSUE L@@K!!!

You can readily find the comic, but boy is the toy line hard to come by.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mysterious frankie posted:

Imagine being 16 and getting mall arrested by a guy in a Simba head in front of all your friends.

Haha yeah.
Just imagine what that would feel like.
God that would be so embarrassing and humiliating...
I mean wow I can't lol haha glad that never happened to me a lot

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