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they are kind and considerate to reside faithfully in my shadow, and though i rarely say it, i’m lucky to be trailed by such a remarkable poster thank you, from the bottom of my post
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Feb 15, 2022 19:39
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makes a terrific lemon curd. mmm mmm.
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Feb 15, 2022 20:09
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has never, not even once, kicked a puppy
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Feb 15, 2022 20:30
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Could be worse, coulda been the other poster below them!
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Feb 15, 2022 20:59
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they are very generous with their bed time stories. seriously, call them up.
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Feb 15, 2022 21:00
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You know they said you shouldn't mix monkeys and peanut butter... and look at them now!
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Feb 15, 2022 21:02
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vvvvvvv This guy probably didn't kill Jon Benet Ramsey I think. vvvvvvvvvvvvv
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Feb 15, 2022 21:07
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Sometimes washes their hands, with soap, after using the restroom.
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Feb 15, 2022 21:11
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Told me about what soap is without being condescending, which I had been wondering until I was 32.
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Feb 15, 2022 23:22
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lover of huge pig balls
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Feb 15, 2022 23:24
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Chinatown posted:lover of huge pig balls Also loves huge pig balls
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Feb 15, 2022 23:25
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They waited until just before the statute of limitations expired to come forward with a confession. They may be posting from federal prison, but none of us can forget what he did to all those orphans.
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Feb 15, 2022 23:28
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The Bloop posted:Also loves huge pig balls also loves huge pig balls and has a sweet set of stuffed fuzzy pig balls like the fuzzy dice you know but pig balls and they're on the rear view
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Feb 15, 2022 23:28
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Never seen a human scarf down a chinchilla so fast. Skill and practice make art. Softest farts you ever heard.
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Feb 16, 2022 01:08
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Everyone always talks about what they did TO those orphans, but I’m here to make sure everyone knows about what they did FOR those orphans once the dust settled.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Everyone always talks about what they did TO those orphans, but I’m here to make sure everyone knows about what they did FOR those orphans once the dust settled. I think i may of created their AV, at some point when I went on a drunken halloween AV buying spree of creepy pokemans. If this is the case, I'm very appreciative that BFAN carried that as their standard. But, also, I heard they recycle everything that comes into their house, and tries to make stock out of all vegetable, and meat scraps. Then freezes them for future use. as the gods intended. Also, they're a pogo-stick master. Just awe-inspiring.
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Feb 16, 2022 04:22
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Offered up their sister. It was really nice gesture!
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Sep 14, 2022 18:06
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They're such a nice, caring person that it isn't hard to look past the insatiable necrophilia.
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Sep 14, 2022 18:50
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They were so nice to have let the hobbit movies use their feet as a model. They were very self-confident even when they were doing the 3d scans to get the big tufts of hair just right.
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Sep 14, 2022 18:58
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corn haver posted:They were so nice to have let the hobbit movies use their feet as a model. They were very self-confident even when they were doing the 3d scans to get the big tufts of hair just right. Jokes on you, they actually used my hands to model the hobbit feet. Anyhow Below poster once tried to help me escape a portapotty. They heard me struggling inside and yelled for help so loud they threw up and the police pushed them into the portapotty which fell over. I was just trying to change my adult diaper but they meant well.
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Sep 14, 2022 23:12
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got that "good mouth"
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YOU STINK AND YOU SMELL RANCIND AND YOU LIKE TO WEAR GRASS SKIRTS AND SHAKE YOUR BOOTY IN FRONT OF HUNGRY RABID UNGULATES. YOU ALSO KEEP A DEAD FRUIT BAT PICKLED IN A JAR OF FORMALDEHYDE AND HUFF ON THE FUMES EACH MORNING.
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Sep 15, 2022 02:54
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They're not nearly as rude as the poster above me.
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Sep 15, 2022 02:58
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They always say thank you after sex
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Sep 15, 2022 03:13
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This fourm doesn't deserve to have such a witty, kind and just downright excellent human being post here. They always make me smile. And they will make you smile too.
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Sep 15, 2022 03:19
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Thank you Confusedslight posted:This fourm doesn't deserve to have such a witty, kind and just downright excellent human being post here. They always make me smile. And they will make you smile too.
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Sep 15, 2022 04:04
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They are really good at liking me and my posts and also they give me $5
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Sep 15, 2022 04:49
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I couldn’t help but notice you have magnificently impressive genitals.
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Sep 15, 2022 05:06
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Kaewan posted:I couldn’t help but notice you have magnificently impressive genitals. You owe me $5. vvv you owe me $5 too, Handsome. vvv
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Sep 15, 2022 05:11
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I don't know who they are, but I bet they're a fundamentally decent person, and I hope they have a good day. Unless it's that son of a bitch Smugworth. My tongue will turn to ash before I say something nice about him.
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Sep 15, 2022 05:19
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I've never caught them loving my watermelons by the light of the moon
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Sep 15, 2022 05:20
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they got good garbage. like, it's not hard to sift through and everything has its own little place. it's almost freakishly organized
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Sep 15, 2022 06:24
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They're very kind about allowing me borrow their anal beads... and wife.
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Sep 16, 2022 02:46
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You have a great rap sheet and I'm sure you're a good human being
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Sep 16, 2022 02:48
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They aren't me 
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Sep 16, 2022 02:56
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your hair looks small
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Sep 16, 2022 03:07
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Person under me is a passionate and giving lover. I'm talking multi hour oral sessions. Also cuddles afterwards, even if they're a little too hot
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Sep 16, 2022 03:57
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Person under me is, surprisingly, a good poster.
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Poster below me always notifies potential sexual partners of their herpes flare ups before sticking it in, which I think is nice.
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