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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
pope robert anton wilson once said that since the only definition of pope is someone that popes agree are popes... anyway, everyone is a pope, is thepoint. he was like "everyone listening to this is now a pope of the discordian religion"

he... he used different words... thats not the exact quote. hand on




congratulation.s you did it

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Thanks, but I'm not into kids

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

GABA ghoul posted:

Thanks, but I'm not into kids

:lol:

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Would love to become a pope. I am the pope! Yay


No wait, I mean we am the pope! Goddamnit, gently caress. gently caress. Sorry.

Edit: I resign from pope.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


GABA ghoul posted:

Thanks, but I'm not into kids

:drat:


can I just have the pointy hat without the dogma?

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
https://madridnofrills.com/the-duck-church-of-lavapies/ I was here when Bassi opened the church. He was dressed as the "Papa Patolica!"

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

GABA ghoul posted:

Thanks, but I'm not into kids

:eyepop:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
This morn when i poped my but hole broke

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

GABA ghoul posted:

Thanks, but I'm not into kids

close thread goldmine

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Whoa what where do I sign up

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
this isn't how it works

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what the hell is a DODE?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bad Purchase posted:

what the hell is a DODE?

DODE deez nutz

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
has there been a movie where Madea is the pope yet

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

AARD VARKMAN posted:

has there been a movie where Madea is the pope yet

true story (not a good story, just a true one)

i was in the head shop the other day buying screens and i was like "hey the new jackass is really good" and the girl there said "the loudest i ever heard a theater laugh was a tyler perry movie" and i was like :yikes:

Allatum
Feb 20, 2008

Pillbug
Do I have to sign any paperwork? I haven't practiced my signature.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

GABA ghoul posted:

Thanks, but I'm not into kids


Seth Pecksniff posted:

close thread goldmine

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

I’ll pass… being the pope seems like a lot of work

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

People are always referring to me as a primate so I hardly need the card

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
go fnord urself

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

If the pope got Freaky Fridayed, who would the pope be? The person with the pope’s body, or the person with the pope’s mind? Remember that this couldn’t have happened without the sanction of God, so it’s possible He wants the person in the pope’s body to continue serving in that role

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

If the pope got Freaky Fridayed, who would the pope be? The person with the pope’s body, or the person with the pope’s mind? Remember that this couldn’t have happened without the sanction of God, so it’s possible He wants the person in the pope’s body to continue serving in that role

ever heard of an anti-pope? yeah

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

This puts a lot of religious history into perspective for me

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

precision posted:

pope robert anton wilson once said that since the only definition of pope is someone that popes agree are popes... anyway, everyone is a pope, is thepoint. he was like "everyone listening to this is now a pope of the discordian religion"

he... he used different words... thats not the exact quote. hand on




congratulation.s you did it

great why aren't yout permabanned yet?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Big Beef City posted:

great why aren't yout permabanned yet?

because im awesome

:grin:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
popein' aint easy

wait, yes it is.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
What's all this?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
As my first papal act I excommunicate all y'all fuckos

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What's all this?

cheese it you guys, it's the cops

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
*whistling innocently* JUST A BUNCH OF REGULAR GODLESS HEATHENS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Real talk I find the papacy fascinating and I have a book of popes

While I was reading it I came across Pope Lando, a relatively obscure pope who died fairly early into his papacy and of which not much record survives



Wait, what's this? Computer, enhance!



No way...

Computer, Google Pope Lando



Someone, in this book of popes, googled Pope Lando and grabbed one of Lando Calrissian, not understanding there's never been a black Pope, and decided "meh close enough"

I died laughing when I first saw it

For the record, this is the historical portrait of Pope Lando



Can barely tell the difference!

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Feb 16, 2022

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


lmbo “pornocracy”

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

can't say i'm a fan of this idea

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I could use some new shoes, but is this the best way to get them?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Someone, in this book of popes, googled Pope Lando and grabbed one of Lando Calrissian, not understanding there's never been a black Pope, and decided "meh close enough"

Make it canon, like that saint that's sometimes depicted as having a dog's head due to some misreading.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Real talk I find the papacy fascinating and I have a book of popes

While I was reading it I came across Pope Lando, a relatively obscure pope who died fairly early into his papacy and of which not much record survives



Wait, what's this? Computer, enhance!



No way...

Computer, Google Pope Lando



Someone, in this book of popes, googled Pope Lando and grabbed one of Lando Calrissian, not understanding there's never been a black Pope, and decided "meh close enough"

I died laughing when I first saw it

For the record, this is the historical portrait of Pope Lando



Can barely tell the difference!

this is it. this is the good stuff. post more about weird stuff like this

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Habemus papadams

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

GABA ghoul posted:

Thanks, but I'm not into kids

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Gone With The Pope is best pope movie ever made.

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