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[Sarah McLachlan begins to play]
Every winter, dads the world over are flushing hundreds of dollars down the goddamn toilet, because of somebody messing with the thermostat instead of putting on a sweater. Their hard earned money swept away with the heat from someone letting all the hot air out and the cold in because they keep leaving the door open.
We here at The Dad Fund are trying to help. For as little as a cup of coffee a day (unless you're smart and just bring a thermos from home) you could help compensate a dad for the money that's being thrown away on heating, and provide them with a thick sweater and socks if you're so cold. At least put one on yourself. Money doesn't grow on trees.
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Some of these dads have been forced to live on as little as one six-pack of IPA a week, a cable package with only three sports channels, and a brand new recliner. With your help they can relax in the farty stained plaid monstrosity of a chair every dad deserves
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Feb 20, 2022 06:40
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*sad pictures of dads mowing the yard in dirty, grass stained white new balance sneakers*
for just a nickel a day, you could ensure these dad don't have to wear their grass-cutting shoes out in public
For a few dollars more, you can provide a dad in need with a riding mower. So he won't have to throw his goddamn back out pushing that thing up the hill. So please. Won't you give?
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Feb 22, 2022 16:25
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Shot of a dad staring dolefully through steel bars, followed by a shot from a different angle showing that he's staring at his completely inadequate grill
Charcoal or gas?
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Feb 22, 2022 16:27
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Sarah McLachlan gingerly places a cocktail wiener in the hand of a hungry dad
Dad spends the next half hour making weiner jokes but really he's smiling through the pain of not having a Big Green Egg.
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Feb 24, 2022 06:05
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