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OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
I'm looking for a creepy/disgusting story I read years ago on SA. It's a science-fiction-y story about someone who is on a spaceship traveling to serve some kind of eternal punishment. At one point, someone gives him the option of swapping places with a child and the child serving his punishment for him and he is super relieved and is like "yes, take the child!" and his captors are like "you failed the test".

It's super gruesome and describes all the torture this character is going to experience, and frankly it's hosed up that I'm even trying to dig it up, but it's driving me crazy. Ring any bells?

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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
No thanks im not psycho OP. good like finding your gross story

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I only remember the story of the guy going into the cave and wrote a late 90's era blog on it.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

turn off your monitor OP

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I learned to stop reading short stories linked in GBS by goons after I read a sci-fi story about a guy's wife turning him into a girl against his will and making him a sex slave who is constantly on edge and can never get off.

Also, I now understand that it's probably some kind of fetish thing.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Oh, you mean fiction

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

OhAreThey posted:

I'm looking for a creepy/disgusting story I read years ago on SA. It's a science-fiction-y story about someone who is on a spaceship traveling to serve some kind of eternal punishment. At one point, someone gives him the option of swapping places with a child and the child serving his punishment for him and he is super relieved and is like "yes, take the child!" and his captors are like "you failed the test".

It's super gruesome and describes all the torture this character is going to experience, and frankly it's hosed up that I'm even trying to dig it up, but it's driving me crazy. Ring any bells?

Was this written by the 4th Stimpire guy?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

OhAreThey posted:

I'm looking for a creepy/disgusting story I read years ago on SA. It's a science-fiction-y story about someone who is on a spaceship traveling to serve some kind of eternal punishment. At one point, someone gives him the option of swapping places with a child and the child serving his punishment for him and he is super relieved and is like "yes, take the child!" and his captors are like "you failed the test".

It's super gruesome and describes all the torture this character is going to experience, and frankly it's hosed up that I'm even trying to dig it up, but it's driving me crazy. Ring any bells?
Go ask in the book barn, they have a thread for this stuff

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Edgar posted:

I only remember the story of the guy going into the cave and wrote a late 90's era blog on it.

hell yeah ted the caver.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

remmber that a goon roasted himself to death in his car after doing alot of drugs. now thats a story

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Edgar posted:

I only remember the story of the guy going into the cave and wrote a late 90's era blog on it.

Plato’s cave?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

CPL593H posted:

I learned to stop reading short stories linked in GBS by goons after I read a sci-fi story about a guy's wife turning him into a girl against his will and making him a sex slave who is constantly on edge and can never get off.

Also, I now understand that it's probably some kind of fetish thing.

Post that one, too!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I remember the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

It was called yes jolonah there is a hell, or something like that, and it’s very bad edgelord sci fi that went mildly viral in the late 2000s/early 2010s

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Who What Now posted:

I remember the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world

AND WHILE SHE LOOKS SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

kntfkr posted:

AND WHILE SHE LOOKS SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER

when she farts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kntfkr posted:

when she farts

Oh man that is all the time

Augustus Woop-Woop
Dec 14, 2003
wang
ha ha OP i remember Hakan too.

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

It was called yes jolonah there is a hell, or something like that, and it’s very bad edgelord sci fi that went mildly viral in the late 2000s/early 2010s

That's it! Thanks for helping a sick freak out.

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

CPL593H posted:

I learned to stop reading short stories linked in GBS by goons after I read a sci-fi story about a guy's wife turning him into a girl against his will and making him a sex slave who is constantly on edge and can never get off.

Also, I now understand that it's probably some kind of fetish thing.

Hot

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

no problem, it’s a funny reread because half of it is obvious inserts of the author’s own fetishes

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

I remember the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world

U.N. Report On Magical Realism Warns Of Increased Incidences Of Women’s Tears Flooding The Entire World
5/08/14 2:51PM
NEW YORK—Warning that such occurrences pose a grave threat to the global economy and millions of human lives, a report presented Thursday at a United Nations summit on magical realism highlights an alarming increase in incidences in which the whole world is completely flooded by the tears of a grieving woman

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


I remember the story of the guy who would jack off underwater in the swimming pool with his rear end on the pump, then got 95% his intestines sucked out and then he would have to poop 5 minutes after eating or some poo poo Ike that.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

no problem, it’s a funny reread because half of it is obvious inserts of the author’s own fetishes

Perhaps the same can be said for a lot of stories.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

go play outside Skyler posted:

I remember the story of the guy who would jack off underwater in the swimming pool with his rear end on the pump, then got 95% his intestines sucked out and then he would have to poop 5 minutes after eating or some poo poo Ike that.

I don't remember that verse at all, I always tune the song out after the one about the girl who cried a river

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

How about the weird one about a person being entombed in concrete except for tubes intravenous feeding, breathing, and drainage?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ego death stories are boring after you've read a few.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

go play outside Skyler posted:

I remember the story of the guy who would jack off underwater in the swimming pool with his rear end on the pump, then got 95% his intestines sucked out and then he would have to poop 5 minutes after eating or some poo poo Ike that.


Haunted; Guts, Chuck Palahniuk

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Find something else to jerk it to, ya sicko.

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

No. 6 posted:

How about the weird one about a person being entombed in concrete except for tubes intravenous feeding, breathing, and drainage?

I remember that one-- "The Box".

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i know the one you're talking about, op. i can't remember the title but it was one of the stories in canterbury tales.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Bad Purchase posted:

i know the one you're talking about, op. i can't remember the title but it was one of the stories in canterbury tales.

i believe the op is thinking of “Equitan” from the lais of marie de france

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there was a videogame made based on the same concept called "the swapper". i recommend it.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Ive been saying they should make a videogame of equitan so this is great news for me

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

on review the story you have sought is dismaying, op

still greatly preferable to a styles trill epic post though

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How very easter your av is now.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

on review the story you have sought is dismaying, op

still greatly preferable to a styles trill epic post though

Depends on whether you prefer reading about torture porn or some wannabe middle-class guy shilling products that are nowhere near as luxurious as he thinks they are.

Though the latter could qualify as an example of the former.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Years ago, I can't remember if it was before I joined the first time or not, but there was a thread where some goon posted that a homeless person threw poo poo at them.


E: I think there is, or was a thread entitled "remember that thread where...... Forums necromancy" or some poo poo like that.

Might e a good place to ask if that thread is still around. Not sure where it would be. but my top three guesses would be GBS, PYF or A/T.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's a proper response to a goon, nothing disturbing about it

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

CPL593H posted:

I learned to stop reading short stories linked in GBS by goons after I read a sci-fi story about a guy's wife turning him into a girl against his will and making him a sex slave who is constantly on edge and can never get off.

Also, I now understand that it's probably some kind of fetish thing.

hmm, gonna share this post w my partner

E: also the OP does kinda sound like theyre looking for the stimpire thing from star citizen, but tbh, thats the only weird space sci fi thing at all that i know like that, im sure theres more

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