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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm writing a short story about a penis getting banged i'm writing a microstory about the same
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I’m writing a story about a strong, female penis who kills god.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:07
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STABASS posted:I once read this crazy story where this guy had a big dick, and this girl had some big boobs, and he rubbed his penis on her boobs and I think he had an orgasm? or something like that idk it was pretty crazy. let me know if anyone remembers this story or maybe any stories that are like it. any word on this?
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Feb 22, 2022 23:19
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It was an autobiography
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Feb 22, 2022 23:20
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Yaldabaoth posted:No, we need to outright make the story about a woman killing a white male God because I want the "gently caress YOU" to white male supremacists to be as direct as possible because gently caress whitewashing it for the sake of Sure, if you want. You should make it! But this is my story. I really hope I did not upset you, though I say be angry if you want to, since those things are very deserving to be angry about. Have a ball. I need to be more aware that my vision of a supposed god, or creator of the universe may not be like a lot of other people's. When I think of god, I don't think of one as a white male human, or even a human in the first place. It would make just as much sense to me that god would look like an alien from a far away galaxy as it would a human. Physicality, as a we know it, may not even be an attribute.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:20
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We need to outright show how awful white male supremacy is and reassure minorities that it's ok for them to fight back against it. No more pussyfooting for the sake of chuds' feelings.
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Yeah sure and you expect me to give a gently caress about some non physical alien being? He better have a dick and a wife and a whole bunch of other buddies that constantly fight each other. Oh and golden showers, betrayals and murders, that sort of thing.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:22
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STABASS posted:I once read this crazy story where this guy had a big dick, and this girl had some big boobs, and he rubbed his penis on her boobs and I think he had an orgasm? or something like that idk it was pretty crazy. let me know if anyone remembers this story or maybe any stories that are like it. That's a crazy notion for a story, I don't think it exists. Penises ONLY go inside of vaginas as to not spill any seed upon the dusty ground.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:22
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Bad Purchase posted:too late, already been killed Turns out he had such tiny hands and feet.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:26
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Good Sphere posted:I really hope I did not upset you... I'm probably going to get probed for that rant but it had nothing to do with you, I was stressing out about something else.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:26
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Has anybody ever considered that god might be a huge pussy, and that if we rolled up on heaven with some US army rangers we could take the place easy? We could put the piece of poo poo on trial for inventing death and pain, and when we find him guilty we can have furry kangaroo mommies send him to hell.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:27
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Has anybody ever considered that god might be a huge pussy, and that if we rolled up on heaven with some US army rangers we could take the place easy? We could put the piece of poo poo on trial for inventing death and pain, and when we find him guilty we can have furry kangaroo mommies send him to hell. Yeah that's an interesting idea, or if god was literally a huge pussy, waiting to get banged by what it created.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:33
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Jeez leave something for the DeviantArt thread
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Feb 22, 2022 23:34
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Has anybody ever considered that god might be a huge pussy, and that if we rolled up on heaven with some US army rangers we could take the place easy? We could put the piece of poo poo on trial for inventing death and pain, and when we find him guilty we can have furry kangaroo mommies send him to hell. iirc the last guy who did this got his rear end kicked in a major way so you probably want to be careful
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Feb 22, 2022 23:35
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“man creates dinosaur” and “dinosaur eats man” are still available
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Feb 22, 2022 23:37
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Yeah when they opened God's final dungeon, there was this marine and he said "God is away on business, but he sent me instead" and then he stretched his rear end in a top hat at them
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Feb 22, 2022 23:37
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Colonel Cancer posted:Jeez leave something for the DeviantArt thread lol No way, they've already taken the majority of rule 34's real estate. It's mine.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:39
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OhAreThey posted:I'm looking for a creepy/disgusting story I read years ago on SA. It's a science-fiction-y story about someone who is on a spaceship traveling to serve some kind of eternal punishment. At one point, someone gives him the option of swapping places with a child and the child serving his punishment for him and he is super relieved and is like "yes, take the child!" and his captors are like "you failed the test". I think I remember seeing snippets of this story talked about way back when. Did it, inexplicably, involve anthropomorphic kangaroos and space furries? I distinctly remember the story being creepy enough on its own, but the captors have all willingly transformed themselves into animals for some religious purpose. I'm just not prepared to google those keywords.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:42
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I know I've said I think of these disturbing things a lot, but when I see it played out, like in Black Mirror, it can shake me to the core for a good month. Altered States did this to me where the main character goes to such extremes to find meaning in life. Mere concepts in movies freak me out way more than shock horror films.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:45
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Good Sphere posted:I know I've said I think of these disturbing things a lot, but when I see it played out, like in Black Mirror, it can shake me to the core for a good month. Altered States did this to me where the main character goes to such extremes to find meaning in life. Mere concepts in movies freak me out way more than shock horror films. lol, "meaning"
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Feb 22, 2022 23:47
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Grammarchist posted:I think I remember seeing snippets of this story talked about way back when. Did it, inexplicably, involve anthropomorphic kangaroos and space furries? I distinctly remember the story being creepy enough on its own, but the captors have all willingly transformed themselves into animals for some religious purpose. So what, a human was tortured to death by a bunch of furries? Was this some kind of revenge porn?
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Feb 22, 2022 23:47
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I think I wrote a story about cryogenically frozen astronauts being found by aliens far in the future and eaten as a tv dinner as part of my English class but I never published it
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Feb 22, 2022 23:53
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They weren't furries though
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Nigmaetcetera posted:lol, "meaning" An unseen single fragment of dust shaken from a rug, blowing into the wind: "What is the meaning of my existence? Why is this happening?!", before landing puddle of water; dissolving.
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Feb 22, 2022 23:55
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Good Sphere posted:An unseen single fragment of dust shaken from a rug, blowing into the wind: "What is the meaning of my existence? Why is this happening?!", before landing puddle of water; dissolving. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq1apxTurPU You're gonna love this poo poo
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Feb 22, 2022 23:57
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Life is less about finding meaning and more about fulfilling your purpose, it's just that it's entirely possible for someone's purpose to be nothing more than running out into the street and getting hit by a truck.
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No. 6 posted:How about the weird one about a person being entombed in concrete except for tubes intravenous feeding, breathing, and drainage? That was an axemaniac drawing
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Feb 23, 2022 00:38
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I read a story about this really hungry Caterpillar and it shocked me to my core.
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Feb 23, 2022 00:43
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I finished the story now. It was kind of pretentious and not really the scare it was lauded to be by OP. I think the writer just likes the idea of being lectured by mancats.
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Parsley posted:I finished the story now. It was kind of pretentious and not really the scare it was lauded to be by OP. Yeah, there was a lot less gore and a lot more world-building around a Mother Cat god than I remembered. The writer obviously hates people who torture cats, which, fair.
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OhAreThey posted:The writer obviously hates people who torture cats, which, fair. Isn't that why Lovecraft wrote The Cats of Ulthar?
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Yaldabaoth posted:No, we need to outright make the story about a woman killing a white male God because I want the "gently caress YOU" to white male supremacists to be as direct as possible because gently caress whitewashing it for the sake of lmfao this is what No Theory does to a motherfucker
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syntaxfunction posted:I read a story about this really hungry Caterpillar and it shocked me to my core. How could he still be hungry????
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think I wrote a story about cryogenically frozen astronauts being found by aliens far in the future and eaten as a tv dinner as part of my English class but I never published it I wrote one where there was an alien invasion by some aliens who were described as really weird and disturbing, but, get this, it was written from the point of view of extraterrestrials, and it was humans invading either planet. The aliens were humans is what I'm trying to say.
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I really like how this thread started out as someone trying to find a story and then somehow turned into an existential thread about killing God I love these forums, I really do
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Colonel Cancer posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq1apxTurPU That was really good! Thank you. And I love that ship  Seth Pecksniff posted:I really like how this thread started out as someone trying to find a story and then somehow turned into an existential thread about killing God Me too, and I hope it's okay.
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The biggest problem with killing a god is that it creates both a power vacuum and a regular one. So soon you got all the other gods that were waiting having a little scuffle for power while meanwhile space is being sucked into the god vacuum (different from space vacuum) and then you have no space in space soon. Then what are you gonna do?
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syntaxfunction posted:The biggest problem with killing a god is that it creates both a power vacuum and a regular one. So soon you got all the other gods that were waiting having a little scuffle for power while meanwhile space is being sucked into the god vacuum (different from space vacuum) and then you have no space in space soon. That's the new universe. All the matter is made out of gods.
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Polypanentheism? Nice.
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styls trill epic posted:No thanks im not psycho OP. good like finding your gross story
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I really like how this thread started out as someone trying to find a story and then somehow turned into an existential thread about killing God same this is a good thread. And that story about the mind upload copies ruled. the other ones i didn't get through. When I think about it, some of my favorite threads when I was first lurking here were ones where goons mercilessly mocked people's bad internet fiction.
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