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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

https://i.imgur.com/uKj1NpX.mp4

this is a made up challenge to myself and anyone who wants to join in:

during march, from first second after midnight till it ends you can ONLY DRINK BEER I mean as far as drinks go

no :

water
liquor
energy drinks
coffee
milk
soda water
soup
juice
coke zero


I suspect this will have many benefits :

no money on energy drinks or coffee
escape caffeine addiction
super smug sense of superiority over others that can’t do this
not feeding into consumerism
no charities other than your own health


exceptions : you are dying from dysentery and need electrolytes to life, we don’t need you dying just to prove a point
maybe if you live somewhere cold you can have soup but like as a meal not a cup of soap. right here it’s middle of summer who the gently caress wants soup


I’m doing it. .... are you a bad enough dude??

fart simpson fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Feb 22, 2022

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
nearly finishing up beeruary, i think i can coast through beerch pretty easily.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

beer bros unite

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm not, op. thanks for asking

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I'm actually not drinking for the next few weeks to help unfuck my sleeping habits. op. But have fun being nearly dead from alcohol poisoning.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


how'd you get internet in the middle ages op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




fat and smelly times ahead

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

made us a logo. a little fun for all who participate this year

https://i.imgur.com/uKj1NpX.mp4

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:synpa:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a cool idea for cool people

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

a cool idea for cool people

are you in?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well, my lack of self esteem generally means I am unable stand up for myself and have to cave to social
pressure from nerds across the globe so .. yes

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




imagine being plastered 24/7 :cheers:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

nearly finishing up beeruary, i think i can coast through beerch pretty easily.

i ascribe to mye, where the month of may is spent enjoying rye occasionally (also the other months)

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

imagine being plastered 24/7 :cheers:

in about a week we won't have to imagine anymore :grin:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in the OP you discourage dying but it is like totally off limits?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i wouldnt want anyone to hurt themself

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

have serious doubts about being able to do this. i love water

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
being drunk at work and driving kids to school etc sounds risky idk but maybe this month makes you immune to the legal repercussions

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
what is the lowest abv for a beverage to qualify?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my homie dhall posted:

what is the lowest abv for a beverage to qualify?

if you think it’s beer and it’s in the spirit of the challenge, then go for it!

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Serious question: do hardcore alcoholics not drink any water? Is it just alcohol from wake up to passing out?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i had a coworker who didnt drink water, yeah. he did beerch but every day all year long for at least 10 years. i hope hes doing well!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



root beer and ginger ale count but only if they're a really good one. none of this barqs nonsense

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

There's always "small beer" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer low abv beer that was way more common back when safe treated water wasn't a thing

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

good suggestion op

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
if you live in Utah all beer from the grocery store is small beer

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

nearly finishing up beeruary, i think i can coast through beerch pretty easily.

beeruary was last month, you’re wrapping up febrewery right now

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

everyone ready and fired up? i just bought a case of high abv ipas for tomorrow!

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

fart simpson posted:

everyone ready and fired up? i just bought a case of high abv ipas for tomorrow!

im starting small with hard kombucha. boorch.

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
hope none a yall end up in aapril

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



i got a head start

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fart simpson posted:

high abv ipas

:barf:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what if i gently caress up and have a red bull

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

what if i gently caress up and have a red bull

can always add a shot to it

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

yospos beerch!!!

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
how’s this going for everyone? my wife left me

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

pretty good other than i had a really bad headache

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i’m
sad but i can’t tell if it’s because of the beer or if not enough beer but since i need beer to live i’m only going to explore one of those options

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Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug

fart simpson posted:

everyone ready and fired up? i just bought a case of high abv ipas for tomorrow!

bell's hop slam is too good, and its seasonal so i need to buy all of it right away, then it keeps disappearing

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